美國流行笑話：The Sixth Helen 第六個海倫

The Sixth Helen 第六個海倫

A pregnant woman walked into a doctor's office to have an ultrasound. The doctor told her that she was going to have a little girl. He then asked her what she would name her daughter. “Helen.” “Do you have any other children?” “Five other daughters, and their names are also Helen.” “How do you call them for dinner?” “That's easy—I just yell, ‘Helen, supper!’ and they all come home.” “What if you only want to speak with one of them?” “Well, then I just call them by their last name.”

一位孕婦到醫(yī)生那里做超聲波檢查。醫(yī)生告訴她，她將要生一個女孩。又問她準備給孩子起什么名字。她說：“海倫。”“你還有其他孩子嗎?”“還有五個女兒。她們的名字都是海倫。”“那你怎么叫他們回家吃飯呢?”“那還不簡單?我只要喊‘海倫，吃飯’，她們就都回來了。”“那如果你只要和她們中的一個說話又怎么辦?”“那我就得叫她們的姓了。”