美國(guó)流行笑話：Won't be in at all 干脆不來(lái)了

48　Won't be in at all 干脆不來(lái)了

One morning an colleague said, “I need to leave early tomorrow.” That afternoon he followed up with, “Looks like I'll be coming in late tomorrow, but if my coming in late runs into my leaving early, then I won't be in at all.”

一天上午，一個(gè)同事說(shuō)：“明天我要早一點(diǎn)走。”那天下午他又補(bǔ)充說(shuō)：“看來(lái)我明天要晚一點(diǎn)來(lái)。但是，如果我要來(lái)得晚，又要走得早，那我明天干脆不來(lái)了。”