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57　How to answer? 怎樣回答？

My wife is pregnant. Since I am working in a non-profit organization, pregnancy and birth are covered under “workman's compensation.” Filling out the forms, we have to answer the questions like: “Describe in detail how and where this accident occurred,” “What could have been done to prevent this accident” and “What will you do in the future to prevent this accident from happening again?”

我太太懷孕了。由于我在一個(gè)非營(yíng)利機(jī)構(gòu)工作，懷孕和生產(chǎn)的費(fèi)用由“工傷保險(xiǎn)”來(lái)支付。填寫(xiě)表格的時(shí)候，我們必須回答下面這樣的問(wèn)題：“詳細(xì)描述這個(gè)事故是在哪里和怎樣發(fā)生的。”“事先做什么可以防止這個(gè)事故發(fā)生？”“將來(lái)準(zhǔn)備怎樣做來(lái)防止這種事故再次發(fā)生？”