美國流行笑話：Piano Player 鋼琴手

73　Piano Player 鋼琴手

Help-wanted sign spotted in the window of a seafood restaurant: “Piano Player Wanted: Must Have Knowledge of Opening Clams.”
一家海鮮餐館的櫥窗里貼了一張招工啟事：“招一名彈鋼琴的人：必須會起開蚌蜆。”