美國流行笑話：Express Line 快速交款隊伍

123　Express Line 快速交款隊伍

I nabbed a shoplifter in the act. When I was escorting the suspect to the office in the front, he tried to run away. After a scuffle, I pinned him against the wall and looked up to see a number of surprised customers staring at me. “Everything's fine, folks,” I reassured them. “This guy just tried to go through the express line with more than nine items.”

我當場抓獲一名正在商店里行竊的小偷。在我押送這名嫌犯到前面辦公室去的途中，他試圖逃跑。經(jīng)過一陣小小的扭打，我把他壓在墻上。當我抬起頭來的時候，發(fā)現(xiàn)好幾雙吃驚的眼睛在盯著我看。我安慰他們說：“一切正常。這家伙只是想拿超過九樣東西從快速交款隊伍里過去。”