美國(guó)流行笑話：Want to borrow my car? 要不要借我的汽車(chē)？

180　Want to borrow my car? 要不要借我的汽車(chē)？

Our neighbor loaned me his chain saw to trim some tree branches. While I was using it, the engine burned out. Not wanting to return a broken piece of equipment, I bought a new saw to replace it. When I offered it to our neighbor, he thanked me but said, “Keep it. I'll borrow it when I need it.” I was turning away when his eyes lit up. “Hey,” he asked, “want to borrow my car?”
我從鄰居那里借來(lái)鏈?zhǔn)戒徯藜魳?shù)枝。我在用的過(guò)程中，把馬達(dá)燒了。我不想把一臺(tái)損壞的設(shè)備還回去，就去買(mǎi)了一臺(tái)新的。當(dāng)我把它還給鄰居的時(shí)候，他謝絕了：“你留著吧。我要用的時(shí)候找你借。”我轉(zhuǎn)身要走的時(shí)候他的眼睛亮了起來(lái)，他問(wèn)：“嘿，要不要借我的汽車(chē)？”