美國流行笑話：Psychic 特異功能

191　Psychic 特異功能

When a woman came through my cashier's line, her purchase came to twenty dollars. “That's what I had in my hand. You must be psychic,” she joked. “I am,” I teased. “I knew exactly how much you wanted to spend.” The next customer stepped up and, looking at me with a big grin, pulled out a one-dollar bill.
一位婦女到我的收款臺來付款。她買的東西是20美元。她開玩笑地說：“這正好是我手里的錢數。你一定有特異功能。”我也逗笑說：“我是有特異功能。我準確地知道你想要花多少錢。”這時候，下一個顧客走上來，咧嘴笑著看著我，抽出一張一美元的票子。