美國流行笑話：Drive-thru closed 免下車通道關(guān)閉

209　Drive-thru closed 免下車通道關(guān)閉

A van was out-of-control and hit the front of my furniture store, left a big hole in the display window. I wasn't about to close down. On the contrary, after boarding up the front of the building, I spray-painted the following message on the plywood: “Store open. Drive-thru closed.”
一輛小型載重汽車失去控制，撞進(jìn)我的家具店的門臉，在櫥窗上留下一個(gè)大洞。我沒打算關(guān)門停業(yè)。相反，我用木板把前面擋了一下之后，又用噴漆在膠合板上寫了幾個(gè)字：“本店照常營業(yè)，免下車通道關(guān)閉。”