美國(guó)流行笑話(huà)：A Sample of DNA DNA試樣

215　A Sample of DNA DNA試樣

Out of the Navy and ready to buy my own home, I filled out the veterans loan forms and mailed them away. But what I didn't realize was that I had placed the forms in the envelope containing a lock of hair from my son's first haircut. Two weeks later I received this note: “Enclosed is your loan certificate. Regardless of what you were told, we really don't need a sample of your DNA.”
我離開(kāi)了海軍，準(zhǔn)備買(mǎi)自己的房子，就填了一份老兵貸款申請(qǐng)表寄了去。但是，我沒(méi)有注意到我用的這個(gè)信封里裝有一縷我兒子第一次剪下來(lái)的頭發(fā)。兩個(gè)星期以后，我收到一份通知：“隨信附上你的貸款證書(shū)。不論別人怎樣告訴你，我們實(shí)在不需要你的DNA試樣。”