美國(guó)流行笑話：He's a club member 他是我們俱樂(lè)部的會(huì)員

228　He's a club member 他是我們俱樂(lè)部的會(huì)員

While dining in the club in the Philippines, my wife and I lost our appetites when a rat scurried past us. “Waiter!” I said, pointing to the rodent. “What are you going to do about that?” “It's all right, sir,” he said unfazed. “I've already confirmed he's a club member.”
我和太太在菲律賓的一個(gè)俱樂(lè)部里吃飯，看到一只老鼠從身邊竄過(guò)，頓時(shí)沒(méi)了胃口。我指著老鼠問(wèn)侍者：“你準(zhǔn)備怎么處置？”他毫不在意地說(shuō)：“先生，這沒(méi)什么。我已經(jīng)確認(rèn)過(guò)他是我們俱樂(lè)部的會(huì)員。”