雙語(yǔ)幽默故事：故事22 牛和狗

英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

An ox and a dog serve for the same farmer.

One day the dog arrogantly says: “How grand I am! In the daytime, I watch out for the cattle in the meadows; at night, I guard the house. But you…”

“Me? How about me ?” the ox says

“You can only plough or draw a cart,” the dog slightly says.

“Yes. It’s true,” the ox says. “But if I don’t plough, what do you guard?”

英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

一頭牛和一只狗同時(shí)為一個(gè)農(nóng)夫工作。

一天，狗傲慢地說(shuō)：“我真了不起！白天，我在草地上看守牛群，晚上看守房子。但是你……”

“我？我怎么啦？“ 牛反問(wèn)。

“你只會(huì)犁地或是拉扯。”狗不懈地說(shuō)。

“是的。你說(shuō)得沒(méi)有錯(cuò)，”?；卮鸬馈?ldquo;但是如果沒(méi)有我犁地，你看護(hù)什么呢？”