雙語(yǔ)警察笑話(huà)：476　Only when he's DRUNK 他只是在喝醉的時(shí)候才這樣

英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

476　Only when he's DRUNK 他只是在喝醉的時(shí)候才這樣

A man is driving with his wife, when he is pulled over by a policeman. “Sir,” says the cop. “You, were going 60 in a 50.” “No, I wasn't.” “Yes, you were,” says the wife. “Keep quiet!” says the man, angrily. “And you weren't wearing a seatbelt,” says the cop. “Yes, I was.” “No, you weren't,” says the wife. “SHUT UP!” says the man, really angry. “Ma'am,” asks the cop, “is he always rude and violent?” “Only when he's DRUNK.”

一個(gè)男人開(kāi)車(chē)帶著他的老婆。一個(gè)警察讓他停在路邊，說(shuō)：“先生，你在限速50的路上開(kāi)60。”“我沒(méi)有?！彼掀耪f(shuō)：“你是開(kāi)那么快。”男人生氣地說(shuō)：“閉嘴！”警察說(shuō)：“你還沒(méi)有系安全帶?！薄拔蚁盗??！彼掀耪f(shuō)：“你是沒(méi)有系。”男人非常生氣地說(shuō)：“閉嘴！”警察問(wèn)：“夫人，他一直是那么粗魯和野蠻嗎？”“他只是在喝醉的時(shí)候才這樣?！?