雙語警察笑話：502　A Psychic Suspect 通靈的嫌疑犯

英語笑話

502　A Psychic Suspect 通靈的嫌疑犯

We were listening to a lecture on psychic phenomena in our Comparative Religions course. Our instructor told us about a woman who contacted police working on a missing person case. “She gave them eerily detailed instructions on where to find the body,” the instructor said. “In fact, the detectives did find the body just as she had described. Now, what would you call this type of person?” While the rest of us pondered the question, a sheriff's officer taking the class raised his hand and replied, “A suspect.”

我們在聽比較宗教學(xué)有關(guān)通靈現(xiàn)象的講座。我們的老師告訴我們一個女人協(xié)助警察調(diào)查一宗失蹤案的故事。老師說：“她給了他們離奇詳細(xì)的指令，到哪里去找那個尸體。事實(shí)上，偵探們確實(shí)像她所描述的那樣找到了尸體。那么，你們把這一類人稱為什么呢？”當(dāng)我們都在想這個問題的時(shí)候，我們班上一個從縣警察局來的警察舉手回答說：“嫌疑犯?！?