雙語官僚笑話：332　Ethics: Coming Soon 倫理道德：即將來臨

英語笑話

332　Ethics: Coming Soon 倫理道德：即將來臨

As a new federal employee, I felt a combination of excitement and anxiety about meeting the strict standards of discretion and respect that our government imposes on its workers. Fearful of making a costly mistake, I decided to read up on procedures and standards on the Federal Office of Personnel Management web page. I'm not sure if I was relieved or worried when I clicked on one page and found: “Ethics: Coming Soon!”

作為聯(lián)邦政府的新雇員，我既興奮又擔(dān)心我能不能達(dá)到聯(lián)邦政府給政府雇員規(guī)定的關(guān)于慎重和尊重的嚴(yán)格標(biāo)準(zhǔn)。生怕犯大錯(cuò)誤，我決定到聯(lián)邦政府人事管理辦公室的網(wǎng)頁上去看看有關(guān)程序和標(biāo)準(zhǔn)。當(dāng)我點(diǎn)擊其中一頁并看到“倫理道德：即將來臨”的時(shí)候，我不知道我究竟是不擔(dān)心了，還是更擔(dān)心了。