雙語醫(yī)患笑話：389　Cross out “expert” 把“專家”兩個字劃掉

英語笑話

389　Cross out “expert” 把“專家”兩個字劃掉

While working as a radiological technologist in a hospital emergency room, I took X-rays of a trauma patient. I brought the films to our radiologist, who studied the multiple fractures of the femurs and pelvis. “What happened to this patient?” he asked in astonishment. “He fell out of a tree,” I reported. The radiologist wanted to know what the patient was doing up a tree. “I'm not sure, but his paperwork states he is a tree expert.” Gazing intently at the X-rays, the radiologist blinked and said, “Cross out ‘expert’.”

我在一家醫(yī)院的急診室里當放射科技師。我給一個外傷病人拍X光片，然后拿去給放射科醫(yī)生看。醫(yī)生看到很多處股骨和骨盆的斷裂，驚訝地問：“這個病人怎么啦？”我報告說：“他從樹上掉下來了。”這個放射科醫(yī)生想知道病人在樹上干什么。我說：“我不敢肯定。不過病歷上說他是一個林木專家?！贬t(yī)生專心凝視著X光片，然后眨眨眼睛說：“把專家兩個字劃掉。”