My wife worked at dry cleaners in the Navy base. One evening a familiar-looking man in civilian clothes came to pick up his dry cleaning. She was sure that she had met him at the “Welcome Aboard” briefing a few weeks earlier. She said, “Excuse me, but aren't you on my husband's boat?” “No, ma'am,” the man replied, “I believe your husband is on my boat.”
我太太在海軍基地的干洗店里工作。一天傍晚,一個看起來挺面熟的穿便裝的人來取他干洗的衣服。我太太認定幾個星期前在歡迎會上見過他,就說:“請問,你是不是在我丈夫的船上?”那個男人回答說:“不,夫人,我相信是你的丈夫在我的船上?!?