英語笑話 - 軍營篇：573　Will anyone be shooting at me? 會不會有人開槍打我？

英語笑話

573　Will anyone be shooting at me? 會不會有人開槍打我？

A soldier who had just returned from Afghanistan applied for a job of greenskeeper in a golf course. But the manager worried that he might not be up for the job. “It's stressful,” he said. “You have to fight the weather, insects and demanding club members.” “Will anyone be shooting at me while I mow the grass?” asked the soldier. “Of course not.” “I'll take the job.”

一個剛從阿富汗回來的士兵申請當高爾夫球場的草坪管理人。但是經理擔心他不能勝任。他說：“這個工作壓力很大。你必須得和天氣斗爭，和蟲子斗爭，還得和很難對付的俱樂部成員斗爭。”那個士兵問道：“我在割草坪的時候會不會有人開槍打我？”“當然不會。”“那我干了。”