英語笑話 - 軍營篇：575　Jewish of the Week 這個星期的猶太人

英語笑話

575　Jewish of the Week 這個星期的猶太人

During basic training, our drill sergeant asked all Jewish personnel to make themselves known. Six of us tentatively raised our hands. Much to our relief, we were given the day off for Rosh Hashanah. A few days later, in anticipation of Yom Kippur, the sergeant again asked for all Jewish personnel to identify themselves. This time, every soldier raised his hand. “Only those who were Jewish last week can be Jewish this week,” declared the sergeant.

在基本訓練期間，我們的訓練軍士讓所有的猶太人都舉手。我們六個人猶猶豫豫地舉起了手。結(jié)果使我們大大松了一口氣，原來是給我們放假一天，慶祝猶太新年。過了幾天是猶太人的贖罪日，訓練軍士又讓所有的猶太人都舉手。這一次，所有的士兵都舉起了手。訓練軍士宣布說：“只有上個星期是猶太人的，這個星期才可以當猶太人?！?