英語笑話 - 老人篇：599　First Hotel Stay 頭一次住旅館

英語笑話

599　First Hotel Stay 頭一次住旅館

Granny was visiting town for the first time. She checks in at the hotel, and the bellboy takes her bags. She follows the boy, and as the door closes, she looks around and shakes her fist at him. “Young man, I may be old, and straight from the hills, but that don't mean I'm stupid! I paid good money, and this room won't do at all! It's too small, and without proper ventilation! Why there's not even a bed!” The bellboy looks at her and says, “Ma'am, this isn't your room, it's the elevator.”

老奶奶頭一次進城，她在旅館開了一間房間。旅館的男侍者拿起她的行囊，她跟在后面。門關上以后，她看了一圈，揮舞著拳頭對侍者說：“小伙子，我可能老了，山里人，但是我不蠢。我花了大價錢，而這間房間根本不行。它這么小，通風不良。為什么連一張床都沒有？”那個男侍者看著她說：“夫人，這不是你的房間。這是電梯?！?