英語笑話 - 老人篇：611　It's a lie detector 這是測謊器

英語笑話

611　It's a lie detector 這是測謊器

When a woman called 911 complaining of difficulty breathing, I rushed to her home. Placed a sensor on her finger to measure her pulse and blood oxygen, I began to gather her information. “What's your age?” I asked. “Fifty-eight,” answered the patient, eyeing the beeping device on her finger. “What does that do?” “It's a lie detector,” I said with a straight face. “I am sixty-seven.”

當一個婦人打911電話說她呼吸困難，我馬上趕到了她家里。我把一個測量脈搏和血液含氧量的傳感器夾在她的手指上，然后開始收集她的信息。我問：“你多大年紀？”病人回答說：“58歲?！笨粗种干夏莻€“嘀嘀”叫的裝置，她問：“這是干什么的？”我一臉嚴肅地說：“這是測謊器?！薄拔?7歲?！?