英語笑話 - 青少年篇：658　A Surprise Visit 出乎意料的訪問

英語笑話

658　A Surprise Visit 出乎意料的訪問

Don't ever pay a surprise visit to a child in college. You might be the one getting the surprise. I learned this when I swung by my son's campus during a business trip. Locating what I thought was his fraternity house, I rang the doorbell. “Yeah?” a voice called from inside. “Does John Smith live here?” “Yup,” the voice answered. “Leave him on the front porch. We'll drag him in later.”

不要出乎意料地訪問在大學里的孩子。出乎意料的可能倒是你自己。這是我這次出差途中順便走訪我兒子的校園后得出的結論。我找到了我認為是他住的男生宿舍的房子，按響了門鈴。從里面?zhèn)鞒鰜硪粋€聲音：“唔？”“約翰·史密斯住在這里嗎？”那個聲音回答說：“是。讓他呆在前面門廊里吧。我們過一會兒會把他拽進來的。”