兒童英語(yǔ)笑話：Where is God? 上帝在哪里？

英語(yǔ)笑話

721　Where is God? 上帝在哪里？

A Sunday school teacher asked his class, “Where is God?” A boy raised his hand and said, “He's in Heaven.” A girl was called on and answered, “He's in my heart.” Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, “I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!” The teacher asked how he knew this. Little Johnny said, “Well... every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells ‘My God, are you still in there?’”

一個(gè)（教會(huì)的）主日學(xué)老師問(wèn)他的學(xué)生：“上帝在哪里？”一個(gè)男孩舉手說(shuō)：“他在天堂里。”一個(gè)女孩被叫起來(lái)，回答說(shuō)：“他在我的心里。”小強(qiáng)尼拼命地?fù)]手，大聲叫喊：“我知道，我知道，他在我們家的廁所里。”老師問(wèn)他是怎么知道的。小強(qiáng)尼說(shuō)：“嗯，每天早上我爸起床以后就敲廁所的門(mén)，大喊：‘我的上帝，你還在里面?。?rsquo;”