兒童英語(yǔ)笑話：Little girl knows everything 小姑娘什么都知道

英語(yǔ)笑話

725　Little girl knows everything 小姑娘什么都知道

A single mother with her 3rd grade daughter on the way to school, the little girl asked her mom: “Mom, how old are you?” The mom said a woman's age is her secret. Then the girl asked, “Mom, how tall are you then?” The mom said a woman's height is also her secret... In school, the girl's friend told her that the driver's license of a person has all the information of that person... Later that night, the girl woke up in the middle of the night and went to her mom's purse to check her driver's license... The next day on the way to school in the car, the girl said: “Mom, I know how old and how tall you are... You are 36 years old, 5ft 4inches tall, and I also know why you and dad got divorced.” The mom was very surprised and said: “Really? Tell me why then...” The girl said: “Because you got an F on sex...”

一個(gè)單親媽媽送她小學(xué)三年級(jí)的女兒去學(xué)校的路上，小姑娘問(wèn)她媽媽?zhuān)?ldquo;媽媽?zhuān)愣啻竽挲g？”媽媽說(shuō)年齡是女人的秘密。小姑娘又問(wèn)她：“媽媽?zhuān)敲茨阌卸喔撸?rdquo;媽媽說(shuō)身高也是女人的秘密。在學(xué)校里，小姑娘的朋友告訴她，一個(gè)人的駕駛執(zhí)照上有他所有的信息。那天晚上，小姑娘半夜里醒來(lái)，就到媽媽的皮包里找她的駕駛執(zhí)照。第二天早上，在上學(xué)去的車(chē)上，小姑娘說(shuō)：“媽媽?zhuān)抑滥愕哪挲g和身高。你36歲，五尺四寸。我還知道你和爸爸為什么離婚。”媽媽大吃一驚，說(shuō)：“真的嗎？那你說(shuō)說(shuō)為什么。”小姑娘說(shuō)：“因?yàn)槟愕男圆患案?。（注：F on SEX，性別女 female ）”