英語(yǔ)笑話 - 婚姻篇：813　If you smile, put them back 如果你微笑，就把它們放回去

英語(yǔ)笑話

813　If you smile, put them back 如果你微笑，就把它們放回去

When my wife had to rush to the hospital unexpectedly, she asked me to bring her a few items from home. One item on the list was “comfortable underwear.” I asked, “How will I know which ones to pick?” “Hold them up and imagine them on me,” she said. “If you smile, put them back.”

我太太在沒(méi)有預(yù)期的情況下緊急住進(jìn)醫(yī)院，她讓我從家里帶一些東西給她。在她的單子上有一項(xiàng)是“舒服的褲衩”。我問(wèn)她：“我怎么知道拿哪些？”她說(shuō)：“把它們拿起來(lái)，想像它們穿在我身上。如果你微笑，就把它們放回去?！?