雙語黑色笑話：843　As soon as you wake up 一醒過來

英語笑話

843　As soon as you wake up 一醒過來

Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place look-ing for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. “As long as you're asleep,” it reads, “you have a job. But as soon as you wake up, you're fired.”

我們的同事丟了好幾個小時，我們挖地三尺到處找他。老板最后找到他的時候，他正睡得香。老板并沒有叫醒他，而是悄悄地把一張紙條放在他的胸口：“只要你還睡著，你就有工作。但是，你一醒過來就被開除了。”