雙語(yǔ)黑色笑話：849　But you don't have a pool 可是你沒(méi)有游泳池

英語(yǔ)笑話

849　But you don't have a pool 可是你沒(méi)有游泳池

A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. The guy says, “Who is this?” “This is the maid,” answers the woman. “We don't have a maid,” says the man. The woman says, “I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.” The man says, “Well, this is her husband. Is she there?” The woman replies, “She is upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I figured was her husband.” The guy is fuming and says to the maid, “Listen, would you like to make $50,000?” The maid says, “What will I have to do?” The man tells her, “I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with.” The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gunshots. The maid comes back to the phone, “What do I do with the bodies?” The man says, “Throw them in the swimming pool.” Puzzled, the maid answers, “But you don't have a pool.” A long pause, and the man says, “Is this 567-5309?”

一個(gè)男人給家里打電話，一個(gè)陌生女人接電話。男人問(wèn)：“你是誰(shuí)？”女人回答：“我是女傭人。”男人說(shuō)：“我們沒(méi)有傭人。”女人說(shuō)：“我是今天上午女主人雇來(lái)的?！蹦腥苏f(shuō)：“嗯，我是她的丈夫。她在嗎？”女人說(shuō)：“她在樓上臥室里和我以為是她丈夫的人睡覺(jué)。”男人火了，對(duì)女傭人說(shuō)：“你想不想賺五萬(wàn)塊錢(qián)？”女人問(wèn)：“那我得干什么？”男人告訴她說(shuō)：“我想讓你到寫(xiě)字臺(tái)去拿我的槍?zhuān)蛩肋@個(gè)婊子和那個(gè)和她睡在一起的傻瓜?！迸畟蛉朔畔铝穗娫?。男人聽(tīng)見(jiàn)腳步聲，還有兩聲槍響。女傭人回來(lái)接電話：“我怎么處理這兩具尸體？”男人說(shuō)：“把他們?nèi)舆M(jìn)游泳池里。”女傭人一頭霧水：“可是你沒(méi)有游泳池。”男人停頓了很長(zhǎng)時(shí)間以后問(wèn)：“你的電話號(hào)碼是567-5309嗎？”