雙語黑色笑話：862　How many cars did you hit? 你撞了幾輛車？

英語笑話

862　How many cars did you hit? 你撞了幾輛車？

I was getting into my car when I noticed a dent. On the windshield was a note and a phone number from the driver. “I feel terrible,” the woman apologized when I called. “I hit your car as I was pulling into the next parking spot.” “Please, don't worry,” I said to her. “I'm sure our insurance companies will take care of everything.” “Thank you for your understanding,” she said. “You're so much nicer than the man I hit on the way out.”

我要進(jìn)我的車?yán)?，看到車被撞了一個坑。那個司機(jī)在我的車的擋風(fēng)玻璃上留了一個條，上面有電話號碼。我打電話過去的時候，那個女人道歉說：“真對不起，我在停到你隔壁的停車位的時候撞到了你的車。”我對她說：“別擔(dān)心，我們雙方的保險公司肯定會處理好一切的?！彼f：“謝謝你的理解。你比我開出來的時候撞到的那個男人好多了?！?