雙語黑色笑話：864　Good Facts about Abraham Lincoln 亞伯拉罕·林肯做的好事

英語笑話

864　Good Facts about Abraham Lincoln 亞伯拉罕·林肯做的好事

I was grading history tests for my fourth-graders. I'd included an extra credit question: “List up to five good facts about Abraham Lincoln.” One of my D students surprised me with this one: “After the war ended, Lincoln took his wife to a show.”

我正在批閱小學(xué)四年級(jí)學(xué)生的歷史考卷。這次考試我加了一道附加題：“列舉亞伯拉罕·林肯做的五件好事”。一個(gè)成績(jī)很差的學(xué)生出乎意料地回答說：“戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)結(jié)束以后，林肯帶他的妻子去看戲?！?