雙語黑色笑話：876　He no longer lived at that address 他已經不在那個地址住了

英語笑話

876　He no longer lived at that address 他已經不在那個地址住了

We telemarketers know we're universally loathed. Still, some people are quite pleasant on the phone. One day I called a number and asked to speak with Mr. Morgan. The woman who answered explained that he no longer lived at that address, but she did have a number where he could be reached. I thanked her, rang that number and was greeted with, “Good morning, Garden Cemetery.”

我們電話推銷員知道，我們到哪里都是不受歡迎的。不過，仍然有一些人在電話上是挺友善的。有一天，我打一個電話，要求和摩根先生講話。接電話的女人說，他已經不在那個地址住了。不過她有一個電話號碼可以找到他。我謝了她，撥通了那個電話號碼，對方的問候語是：“早上好！這里是花園公墓?！?