雙語黑色笑話：888　If you'd have opened the fridge 如果你當(dāng)時打開冰箱的話

英語笑話

888　If you'd have opened the fridge 如果你當(dāng)時打開冰箱的話

Two guys meet in heaven, and are chatting about how they died. The first guy says he froze to death, and the second guy says he died of a heart attack. “How did that happen?” asks the first guy. “Well, I came home and thought I heard my wife and another man. But when I went inside, I searched and searched for him, but couldn't find anybody. I was stricken with such remorse for accusing my wife of infidelity that I had a heart attack on the spot.” “Gee,” says the first guy. “If you'd have opened the fridge, we'd both be alive right now.”

兩個男人在天堂相遇，聊起他們是怎么死的。頭一個男人說他是凍死的。第二個男人說他是死于心肌梗塞。頭一個男人問：“這是怎么發(fā)生的？”第二個男人說：“嗯，我回到家里，我以為我聽見我老婆和另外一個男人說話。但是，我進去以后到處搜尋都沒有找到那個人。我為自己無端懷疑老婆不忠而悔恨、自責(zé)，當(dāng)場就發(fā)生了心肌梗塞?！鳖^一個男人說：“天哪，如果你當(dāng)時打開冰箱的話，那么我們倆現(xiàn)在都活著。”