雙語(yǔ)語(yǔ)言笑話：909　Military Intelligence 軍事情報(bào)部

英語(yǔ)笑話

909　Military Intelligence 軍事情報(bào)部

My job is to give service members and their families tours of the demilitarized zone in South Korea. Before taking people to a lookout point to view North Korea, we warn visitors to watch their heads climbing the stairs, as there is a low overhang. The tour guide, first to the top, gets to see how many people have not heeded his advice. On one tour I watched almost an entire unit hit their heads one after another as they came up the stairs. Curious, I asked their commander what unit they were from. “Military intelligence,” he replied.

我的工作是帶領(lǐng)我們的工作人員及其家屬到韓國(guó)的非軍事區(qū)去參觀。在進(jìn)入瞭望朝鮮的瞭望塔之前，我們會(huì)警告大家上樓梯的時(shí)候要小心自己的頭，不要撞到那個(gè)很低的凸出物。導(dǎo)游先上去，然后看看有多少人沒(méi)有聽(tīng)他的忠告。有一次，我看到一個(gè)單位的人在上樓梯的時(shí)候，一個(gè)接一個(gè)，幾乎每個(gè)人的頭都撞到了。出于好奇，我問(wèn)他們的司令他們屬于哪個(gè)部門(mén)。他回答說(shuō)：“軍事情報(bào)部?！保ㄗg者注：intelligence，情報(bào)、智能）