雙語語言笑話：951　Instructions for the Assembly of God 給基督徒聚會所的指令

英語笑話

951　Instructions for the Assembly of God 給基督徒聚會所的指令

Working as a cargo handler, I came across an express envelope with shipping instructions that puzzled me, particularly the line describing the contents. I finally realized the parcel contained some kind of manual and was addressed to a church. But at first I thought I was processing one of our company's most momentous pieces of freight. The description read: “Instructions for the Assembly of God.”

我在處理貨運的時候碰到一份特快專遞，它的送貨指令，特別是貨物內(nèi)容使我困擾：“組裝上帝的指令。”開始我以為我正在處理本公司最重大的貨運件。最后我才知道這是送給一個教堂的一本手冊。