雙語(yǔ)笑話：兩個(gè)小時(shí)

Two Hours

A few days after Christmas，a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in the living room．She heard her son say，“All of you sons of bitches get the hell off the plane now，because this is the last stop！And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on，get your asses in the plane，because we’re going to take off now．”

The mother went in and told her son，“We don’t use that kind of language in this house．Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS．When you come out，you may play with your plane，but I want you to use nice language．”Two hours later，the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his plane．Soon the mother heard her son say，“All passengers who are deplaning，please remember to take all of your belongings with you．We thank you for flying with us today and hope your trip will be a pleasant one．We hope you will fly with us again soon．”

She heard the little boy continue，“For those of you just boarding，we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat．Remember，there is no smoking on the plane．We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today．”

As the mother began to smile，the child added，“For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay，please see the bad woman in the kitchen．”

兩個(gè)小時(shí)

圣誕節(jié)剛過(guò)沒(méi)幾天，媽媽正在廚房里忙著，聽到兒子在客廳里玩剛買的玩具飛機(jī)。她聽到兒子說(shuō)：“你們這些混蛋該滾下飛機(jī)了。這是最后一站了！你們這些要登機(jī)的混蛋們，該死的都快給我上來(lái)，我們馬上就要起飛了。”

媽媽跑進(jìn)去，對(duì)兒子說(shuō)：“在我們家里不應(yīng)該說(shuō)這種話。現(xiàn)在我要你到自己的房間里去，在里面待上兩個(gè)小時(shí)。等你出來(lái)以后才可以玩你的飛機(jī)，但我希望你能使用文明的語(yǔ)言?！眱尚r(shí)后，兒子從臥室里出來(lái)，繼續(xù)玩他的飛機(jī)。不多久媽媽聽到兒子說(shuō)：“要下飛機(jī)的旅客，請(qǐng)不要忘記將您所有的行李帶好。非常感謝今天你們能夠乘坐本次航班，祝大家旅途愉快。希望在不久的將來(lái)你們能再次光臨。”

她聽到兒子繼續(xù)說(shuō)：“那些剛剛登機(jī)的旅客，請(qǐng)將手提行李放在你們的座位下面。記住，飛機(jī)上嚴(yán)禁吸煙。祝所有旅客旅途愉快?！?

媽媽露出了笑容，卻聽到兒子繼續(xù)說(shuō)：“如果有人因?yàn)轱w機(jī)晚點(diǎn)兩個(gè)小時(shí)而感到惱火，就到廚房去找那個(gè)壞女人吧?！?