雙語笑話：我剛喝了幾杯

I’ve Had a Few Pints

Late one night the police were following a car．The driver of the car was driving immaculately，never going over the speed limit，giving the correct signals and even being courteous to other drivers．

Eventually the police car pulled alongside and an offlcer said to the driver，“Excuse me，sir．You’re not in trouble．We just wanted to compliment you on your exemplary driving．”

“Thank you，officer．”replied the driver，“I always make a point of driving especially carefully when I’ve had a few pints．”

我剛喝了幾杯

一天深夜，交警駕車緊隨另一輛汽車。但那輛車的司機(jī)一直都很規(guī)范地駕駛，從沒超速，車燈信號(hào)也正確，甚至對(duì)其他司機(jī)也禮貌有加。

最后交警總算與那位司機(jī)并駕齊驅(qū)。一名警官對(duì)他說：“打擾了，先生。您沒有什么麻煩。我只是想表揚(yáng)您的模范駕駛。”

“謝謝，警官?！彼緳C(jī)答道，“喝了幾杯后我駕車總是很小心。