雙語(yǔ)笑話：邏輯

Logic

A college student was in a Philosophy class，where a class discussion about whether or not God exists was in progress．

The professor had the following logic：“Has anyone in this class heard God？”

Nobody spoke．

“Has anyone in this class touched God？”

Again，nobody spoke．

“Has anyone in this class seen God？”

When nobody spoke for the third time，he simply stated，“Then there is no GOD．”

The student did not like the sound of this at all，and asked for permission to speak．The professor granted it，and the student stood up and asked his classmates the following questions：

“Has anyone in this class heard our professor’s brain？”

Silence．

“Has anyone in this class touched our professor’s brain？”

Absolute silence．

“Has anyone in this class seen our professor’s brain？”

When nobody in the class dared to speak，the student concluded，“Then，according to our professor’s logic，it must be true that our professor has no brain！”

邏輯

一名大學(xué)生在上哲學(xué)課，班級(jí)同學(xué)正在討論上帝是否存在。

教授談了以下的邏輯：“這個(gè)班里，有沒(méi)有人聽(tīng)見(jiàn)過(guò)上帝的聲音？”

沒(méi)有人說(shuō)話。

“這個(gè)班里，有沒(méi)有人觸摸過(guò)上帝？”

還是沒(méi)人說(shuō)話。

“這個(gè)班里，有沒(méi)有人見(jiàn)過(guò)上帝？”

當(dāng)?shù)谌螣o(wú)人說(shuō)話時(shí)，他簡(jiǎn)單地陳述道：“那就是沒(méi)有上帝?！?

這名學(xué)生一點(diǎn)也不喜歡老師的這種邏輯，因此他要求教授允許他發(fā)言。教授同意了，學(xué)生站起來(lái)，問(wèn)了他的同學(xué)們以下問(wèn)題：

“這個(gè)班里，有沒(méi)有人聽(tīng)見(jiàn)過(guò)老師大腦的聲音？”

一片沉寂。

“這個(gè)班里，有沒(méi)有人觸摸過(guò)老師的大腦？”

又是死一般的沉默。

“這個(gè)班里，有沒(méi)有人見(jiàn)過(guò)老師的大腦？”

班里沒(méi)有一個(gè)人敢說(shuō)話，這時(shí)學(xué)生總結(jié)道：“那么，根據(jù)我們老師的邏輯，我們的老師一定沒(méi)有大腦?！?