日常英語 那些年媽媽放過的狠話

1. Because I said so!

因?yàn)槭俏艺f噠！

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2. My mom used to scare me with this one: "Put on clean underwear! If you get hit by a bus, all the nurses will see those dirty ones!". Always wondered which situation would have been worse.

我媽以前會(huì)這么說來嚇唬我：“給我穿條干凈內(nèi)褲！不穿的話想想要是你被公交車撞了，護(hù)士們就會(huì)看到你的臟內(nèi)褲。” 這估計(jì)是最糟糕的狀況了吧。

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3. My mom told me: "All you had to do was drink water. Water will be the cure for anything. If your head hurt, if you got a cold, if you are two inches away from dying …"

我媽跟我說：“喝水就好啦。喝水治百病。頭疼喝水，感冒喝水，離死亡只差兩英寸也……”

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4. Have you lost your cotton-picking mind!

你腦子壞掉啦！

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5. If you fall out of that tree and break both legs, don't come running to me.

要是你從樹上掉下來摔斷兩條腿，別跑過來找我。

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6. I should have swallowed you!

當(dāng)初就該把你塞回去！

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7. 80% kids will get this one: "Don't sit too close to the TV, you'll ruin your eyes!"

很多小孩兒都聽過這句話：“離電視遠(yuǎn)點(diǎn)兒！眼睛會(huì)搞瞎！”

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8. You may do whatever you want but not while you are living under my roof.

你想干嘛都可以，但只要住在我眼皮子底下一天，就不行。

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9. I was about 9 or 10 when mom told me: "You'd better learn to wipe your butt better or do your own laundry. No woman wants to live with a man who has dirty draws."

那時(shí)候我才9歲10歲吧，我媽跟我說：“你要么學(xué)會(huì)擦屁股，要么就自己洗衣服。沒有哪個(gè)女人會(huì)跟內(nèi)褲上有粑粑印的男人生活?！?/p>

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10. If I can carry you for 9 months, you can carry those groceries from the car to the house.

我的肚子能馱著你9個(gè)月，你就不能把這些菜從車上搬到家里？

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11. "I won't get mad if you just tell me." That is the biggest lie moms ever say.

“你早跟我說，我會(huì)生氣嗎？” 這估計(jì)是媽媽們最大的謊言。

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12. Why do you still live in my house? You are 35.

你為什么還住在我家？你35歲啦。

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13. Wait until your dad gets home.

等你爸回家有你好看。

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14. Wait until you have children.

等你有孩子你就知道了。

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15. "Don't make me turn this car around!" We all know she's not going to turn the car around.

“別逼我掉頭打道回府！” 其實(shí)我們都知道她不會(huì)掉頭的。

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16. Mummy's just having grape juice like you are. (pouring wine into her wineglass)

和你一樣?jì)屵渲皇窃诤裙玻ǖ辜t酒）。

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17. Don't you roll your eyes at me! I'll take you out and make another one who looks just like you.

你再敢跟我翻白眼！我把你轟出去然后再生一個(gè)跟你長得一模一樣的。

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18. Mom: What's my passcode again?

Me: Same as your phone number.

Mom: What's my phone number again?

媽：“我密碼是多少來著？”

我：“你手機(jī)號(hào)”

媽：“我手機(jī)號(hào)是多少來著？”

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19. Mom: "Who did this?"

Me: "I don't know."

Mom: "I didn't ask WHO did it, I am telling you to pick it up!"

媽：“誰弄的！”

我：“我不知道?！?/p>

媽：“我沒問你是誰弄的，我是叫你給我撿起來！”

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20. "I love my children equally". And we all know that's a lie.

“我對(duì)孩子們一視同仁?！?其實(shí)我們都知道是假的。

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21. I brought you into this world and I can TAKE YOU OUT.

我可以把你帶到這個(gè)世界上，我也可以把你轟出去。

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22. You better not ever start a fight. But if someone starts one with you, YOU BETTER FINISH IT!”

人不犯你你不犯人，人若犯你你最好給我把TA打趴下。

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23. "You are beautiful and people will love you." — Where are those people momma?

“你很漂亮啦，會(huì)有人愛你的” —— 老媽，這些人在哪？

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24. If you don't eat your carrots, you won't be able to see in the dark.

要是你不吃胡蘿卜，晚上你就會(huì)瞎掉。

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25. This isn't a hotel, you know.

家里不是酒店，你知道吧。

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26. Having to say everything twice, having to say everything twice.

每句話都要說兩遍！真的每句話都要說兩遍！

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27. Close the door. We are not cooling the whole neighborhood.

把門關(guān)上！我們不是在給整個(gè)街區(qū)制冷！

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28. If you don't clean the gaps between your toes properly, you'll start growing potatoes out of them.

你要是不認(rèn)認(rèn)真真洗腳指頭中間那塊兒，就會(huì)有土豆從那兒長出來。

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29. Dad is a millionaire – in the least worth currency in the world.

你爸其實(shí)是個(gè)百萬富翁——以世界上最便宜的貨幣算。

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30. You kids are the reason mommy drinks.

你們這幫熊孩子就是媽媽喝酒的原因。