愚人節(jié)最雷人的整人方法

Happy April Fool's Day!

　　20. Place a small piece of Post-it note over the ball under someone’s computer mouse so that it won’t work.

　　20、在別人的鼠標(biāo)底部貼一小片即時(shí)貼，他會(huì)以為鼠標(biāo)壞掉了。

　　19. Conference call two people then don’t say anything, just listen.

　　19、給兩個(gè)人打會(huì)議電話，不說話，只聽。

　　18. Place a ‘house for sale’ ad in the newspaper for someone’s home.

　　18、在報(bào)紙上為別人的房屋打出售廣告。

　　17. Paint the tips of someone’s pen and pencil with clear nail polish so none of them work.

　　17、在別人的筆尖上涂卸甲油，筆就會(huì)寫不出字。

　　16. Hide a small radio in the ceiling tiles above someone’s desk and turn it on very softly.

　　16、在別人辦公桌上方的天花板里藏一臺(tái)小收音機(jī)，音量開到很小。

　　15. Fill someone’s hair-dryer with baby powder.

　　15、在別人的電吹風(fēng)里塞些嬰兒爽身粉。

　　14. Put marbles in the hubcaps of someone’s car.

　　14、在別人車轂蓋里放幾個(gè)彈珠。

　　13. Leave cryptic notes warning someone of an impending prank then do nothing all day.

　　13、給別人留一個(gè)當(dāng)心惡作劇的便條，卻什么也不做。

　　12. Rubber band the sprayer on the kitchen sink into the “on” position.

　　12、用橡皮筋把廚房水槽上的洗手液開關(guān)固定在打開位置。

　　11. Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day.

　　11、在洗手間唯一的馬桶前放一條褲子和一雙鞋，看上去始終有人在用。

　　10. Pour vegetable oil on the exhaust of someone’s car so it will smoke when started up.

　　10、在別人車的排氣管里倒入植物油，發(fā)動(dòng)時(shí)會(huì)冒黑煙。

　　9. Hide an alarm clock in someone’s bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.

　　9、在別人臥室里藏個(gè)鬧鐘，鬧鈴設(shè)為凌晨3點(diǎn)。

　　8. Remove the shower head and place a Lifesavers candy in it, then put the head back on.

　　8、卸下淋浴龍頭，在水管里放個(gè)噓噓糖，再把龍頭擰回去。

　　7. Remove the shower head and place a chicken bouillon cube in it, then put the head back on.

　　7、卸下淋浴龍頭，在水管里放塊雞湯調(diào)味料，再把龍頭擰回去。

　　6. Rearrange somebody’s drawers or file cabinets in a different order.

　　6、把別人的抽屜或文件柜按照不同的順序整理一遍。

　　5. Tape magnets to the bottom of a cup, put it on the roof of your car and drive around.

　　5、在杯底粘上一塊磁鐵，放到車頂上，開著車四處兜風(fēng)。

　　4. Put food coloring in the hand soap dispenser.

　　4、往洗手液里加食用色素。

　　3. Put an ad in the paper for a garage sale at someone’s house beginning at 6 a.m.

　　3、在報(bào)紙上為別人發(fā)布家庭特賣的廣 告，時(shí)間定在清晨6點(diǎn)。

　　2. Buy some underwear, write a co-worker’s name in them, then leave them on the floor of the office bathroom.

　　2、買些內(nèi)衣，寫上一個(gè)同事的名字，扔在辦公室的洗手間地板上。

　　1. Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone’s computer.

　　1、把別人的電腦屏保換成藍(lán)屏死機(jī)圖。