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A: What do you keep looking at, ___?
B: _______, I wasn't looking at _______.
A: Don't ____ me, " Nothing." I know who you are and you know me.
B: You're Miss Gahagan, _____ you?
A: Right. Miss Gahagan, your _________________________ third grade _______ of Chatsworth Avenue School. Look at me, kid. You're Billy Hanson, right ?
B: Yes, ________. I am.
A: I remember you. You were ____ of my _______ underachievers. ____________ you're _______________?
B: Actually, this is my own _____. I own it. Well, I own _____.
A: You own _______?
B: Yes.
A: Wow, I'll bet Donald Trump is looking _______________. You're just busting to know what I was cracked for.
B: No, I really don't.
A: ___________. They ________ me __ the Grand Union with __________ smoked turkey and two pairs of pantyhose in my crotch. The bird had one of those... What do they ___ it? _____ things in it, set off the ______. _________ in _________. What a ______! And I don't even want to _______ the number of ______ who swallowed those things and are choking to _____ on them. What a world! Eat _________ turkey, you go _______ to hell.
B: Right.