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My wife and I were stopped by a state policeman. He started to write up a speeding ticket. My wife, who’s a hair stylist, said, “If you let us off with a warning, I’ll give you a free haircut for a year. ”
The policeman removed his hat--and he was completely bald.
□by Peter Orphanos
嘗 試
我和妻子被警察攔住了,他給我們開一個(gè)超速的罰款單。我的妻子是一個(gè)發(fā)型設(shè)計(jì)師,于是她就對(duì)警察說(shuō),“如果你讓我們免于警告,我就為你免費(fèi)理發(fā)一年。”
警察脫下他的帽子——他是一個(gè)光頭。
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