知行哈哈糖(笑話集錦)-生活類Problem with gas

<p>[ti:未知]<br /> [ar:]<br /> [al:]<br /> [by:]<br /> [00:02.42]知行英語<br /> [00:06.04]Listen and Share<br /> [00:08.38]知行哈哈糖<br /> [00:15.03]Problem with gas<br /> [00:17.55]放屁的問題<br /> [00:21.15]A little old lady goes to the doctor, and says,<br /> [00:26.57]"Doctor, I have this problem with gas,<br /> [00:31.78]but it doesn't really bother me too much.<br /> [00:36.46]They never smell and are always silent.<br /> [00:41.64]As a matter of fact,<br /> [00:43.82]I've farted at least 20 times<br /> [00:47.75]since I've been here in your office.<br /> [00:50.84]You didn't know I was farting<br /> [00:53.38]because they don't smell and are silent."<br /> [00:57.45]The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription.<br /> [01:03.81]Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days<br /> [01:09.10]and come back to see me next week."<br /> [01:12.94]The next week the lady goes back.<br /> [01:16.75]"Doctor," she says,<br /> [01:19.57]"I don't know what the hell you gave me,<br /> [01:22.97]but now my farts ...<br /> [01:25.26]although still silent... stink terribly."<br /> [01:31.08]The doctor says,<br /> [01:32.64]"Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses,<br /> [01:37.18]let's start working on your hearing."<br /> [01:42.00]中文大意<br /> [02:38.38]語言點<br /> [02:39.62]gas<br /> [02:42.96]氣體<br /> [02:46.23]屁<br /> [02:47.91]bother<br /> [02:50.90]為...煩惱，使惱怒<br /> [02:54.53]bother me too much<br /> [03:03.66]As a matter of fact<br /> [03:05.83]事實上<br /> [03:07.22]in fact<br /> [03:11.62]actually<br /> [03:18.74]fart<br /> [03:21.25]放屁<br /> [03:22.95]since I've been here<br /> [03:28.14]since和for<br /> [03:31.41]since<br /> [03:34.98]從...開始<br /> [03:38.50]since I've been here in your office<br /> [03:44.59]for<br /> [03:47.75]for two days<br /> [03:50.10]prescription<br /> [03:55.00]處方，藥方<br /> [03:57.13]3 times a day for seven days<br /> [04:02.97]what the hell you gave me<br /> [04:05.27]hell<br /> [04:07.13]地獄<br /> [04:11.36]究竟、到底<br /> [04:17.77]What the hell do you want?<br /> [04:22.13]hell<br /> [04:25.50]（用于咒罵）混蛋,見鬼,該死<br /> [04:29.86]Oh, hell! I've lost my keys. <br /> [04:36.01]stink<br /> [04:39.20]散發(fā)惡臭<br /> [04:41.46]sinus<br /> [04:45.38]靜脈竇<br /> [04:48.60]嗅覺<br /> [04:50.15]hearing<br /> [04:55.52]謝謝收聽<br /> [05:11.63]知行提示</p>

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