老爸老媽的浪漫史第四季24

[00:00.77]Every architect can point to that one design that changed their career. [00:00.77]每一個建筑師都有一件拿的出手的杰作 這是他們職業(yè)的輝煌轉折點 [00:04.51]For me,it was around the time of my 31st birthday. [00:04.51]對于我來說 是在31歲的生日創(chuàng)造出的杰作 [00:07.44]It wasn't a museum or a concert hall or a skyscraper. [00:07.44]它既不是博物館 音樂廳 也不是摩天樓 [00:12.22]It was something else. [00:12.22]是別的建筑 [00:13.45]We're opening a restaurant called Rib Town,and we want it to be shaped... [00:13.45]我們要開一家叫肋骨城的餐廳 最好它的形狀是... [00:17.81]Like a cowboy hat. [00:17.81]像一頂牛仔帽 [00:21.59]Look,I need the work. [00:21.59]聽著 我需要這份工作 [00:22.76]I don't have any other options. [00:22.76]我別無選擇啊 [00:24.14]Well,there's always that teaching job. [00:24.14]嗯 還可以去教課嘛 [00:25.58]Yeah,I didn't work this hard toe stuck in some crappy,dead-end teaching job. [00:25.58]哼 我累死累活得才不是為了去教書呢 遜斃了還沒前途 [00:29.80]No offense,Lily. [00:29.80]絕無冒犯之意 Lily [00:31.04]I got peed on three times today. No arguments here. [00:31.04]我今天被小孩淋尿了三次 不想再爭論什么了 [00:34.31]I just gotta nail this hat building so,I'll see you all in three days. [00:34.31]我要專心設計這間牛仔帽餐廳去了 三天后見吧 [00:39.30]For the next three days,I worked harder than I'd ever worked in my life. [00:39.30]接下來三天 我非常非常認真得投入到設計工作中去 [00:44.20]And I got... nowhere. [00:44.20]卻是... 毫無進展 [00:50.93]Hey,Ted,whatcha doing? [00:50.93]嘿 Ted 在干嘛呢? [00:52.71]Designing a building shaped like a hat. [00:52.71]設計一間帽子形狀的餐廳 [00:55.08]- Now a good time to chat? - No. [00:55.08]- 所以現在不適合聊天咯? - 不適合 [00:56.92]So,what do you think of Robin? [00:56.92]你覺得Robin怎么樣? [00:58.84]Barney,I really need to get to work,so... [00:58.84]Barney 我要開始工作了 所以... [01:01.33]Great.Say you and I went suit-shopping, [01:01.33]好吧 假設咱們在買西裝 [01:04.22]and you happened upon a beautiful suit,a beautiful Canadian suit. [01:04.22]你看中了其中一件 一件很不錯的加拿大西裝 [01:10.48]Double-breasted. [01:10.48]雙排扣的 [01:13.25]You try it on,but it's not exactly the right fit for you. [01:13.25]你試了試 覺得并不合身 [01:16.42]So,you put it back. Then I try it on. [01:16.42]于是你放回去了 然后我試了下 [01:19.66]I don't really want to take the same suit that you had your eye on, [01:19.66]我并不想買你看上的同一款西裝 [01:23.52]but at the same time,I really like that suit. [01:23.52]但是這次 我是真的很喜歡這款 [01:28.89]Buy the suit,Barney. You clearly care about it. [01:28.89]去買吧 Barney 顯然你真的很喜歡它 [01:32.04]Tell the suit how you feel. [01:32.04]告訴這件西裝你的真實感受吧 [01:34.85]Okay. [01:34.85]好的 [01:37.10]But Ted,remember that that was your answer because... [01:37.10]但是Ted 記得這可是你說的 因為.. [01:43.75]The suit is Robin. I know! [01:43.75]這件西裝就是Robin 我就知道! [01:48.01]Right? [01:48.01]對吧? [01:49.93]- I'm with you,buddy. - You are now. [01:49.93]- 我支持你 伙計 - 你現在當然這樣說 [01:53.50]Because I explained it to you. [01:53.50]因為我跟你挑明了 [02:11.26]Come on,dude,you've been at this for three days without a break. [02:11.26]好了 伙計 三天來你都晝夜不停得撲在這個設計上 [02:14.50]Now,it's your birthday. [02:14.50]今天是你的生日 [02:15.61]Come up to the roof and have a beer with me. [02:15.61]跟我到屋頂上喝啤酒吧 [02:17.01]No can do. Presentation is tomorrow. [02:17.01]不行 明天就要演示設計了 [02:18.97]Hat buildings don't design themselves. [02:18.97]帽子餐廳的設計圖可不會自動蹦出來 [02:20.97]It's a rib joint for fat tourists. [02:20.97]這是為肥胖游客設計的肋骨餐廳 [02:23.35]Just make sure the doors are wide and the chairs are reinforced. [02:23.35]只要把門弄寬些 椅子結實點就行了 [02:25.85]Now,birthday beer on the roof. Let's go! [02:25.85]好了 去屋頂喝慶生啤酒吧 走咯! [02:28.97]Why do you want me to come up to the roof so bad? [02:28.97]你為啥那么想讓我到屋頂去? [02:31.09]What,are you throwing me a surprise party? [02:31.09]干嘛 想給我一個驚喜的派對啊? [02:33.19]What? Ted,we threw you a surprise party last year. [02:33.19]什么? Ted 去年我們給你搞了個驚喜派對 [02:37.18]Okay,you don't get two surpse parties in a row. [02:37.18]不可能連續(xù)兩年給你弄這個的 [02:40.14]I mean,the fact that anyone showed up at the first one was surprise enough,right? [02:40.14]大家賞臉參加第一個派對就已經夠驚喜了 對吧? [02:43.73]Two surprise parties in a row! [02:43.73]連續(xù)兩年辦驚喜派對! [02:45.84]That is rich! That is rich! [02:45.84]太有聊了! 太有聊了! [02:50.71]Classic! He still won't come up. [02:50.71]太經典了! 他還是不肯上來 [02:55.65]Come on. What the crap? [02:55.65]夠了 怎么回事啊? [02:57.11]I knew having a second surprise party was a bad idea. [02:57.11]我就說辦第二次驚喜派對是個餿主意 [03:00.19]Yes,Robin,I know. [03:00.19]是的 Robin 我知道了 [03:02.34]This party is... it's a disaster. It was my idea. [03:02.34]這個派對真是... 真是場災難 這是我出的主意 [03:06.92]I take responsibility. [03:06.92]我來負責任 [03:10.44]And there's really only one thing to do about it. [03:10.44]只能這樣做來彌補了 [03:17.90]- Oh,Marshall,no. - Lily,I have to do this! [03:17.90]- 哦 Marshall 不要啊 - Lily 我一定要做! [03:21.30]No point in putting it off any longer. [03:21.30]這次什么也阻止不了我了 [03:23.80]I should explain. [03:23.80]我要解釋一下 [03:25.08]You see,a few years earlier... [03:25.08]你們瞧 幾年前... [03:28.47]No,uh-uh,forget it. This is so not pimped out. [03:28.47]不 算了吧 這玩意一點也不潮 [03:33.15]If anything,this is pimped in. [03:33.15]或者說 遜斃了 [03:36.87]You know who knows how to live? Those people. [03:36.87]你知道誰最會生活嗎? 那些家伙 [03:40.34]Ah,the rooftop patio one building over from ours. [03:40.34]說得是對面樓的天井 [03:43.82]Across a chasm of just six or seven feet awaited a landscaped paradise. [03:43.82]跨越不過六七英尺鴻溝便可到達園林天堂 [03:48.14]And best of all... [03:48.14]最美好的是... [03:49.11]That looks to be one hot tub. [03:49.11]那個浴池看著真棒 [03:54.79]Great. How do we get over there? [03:54.79]很好 咱們怎么過去呢? [03:56.42]What are we gonna do? Jump? [03:56.42]我們怎么辦呢? 跳過去? [04:08.58]I can jump that far. [04:08.58]我可以跳得過去 [04:12.04]Marshall,lately it takes you two tries to get off the sofa. [04:12.04]Marshall 你最近從沙發(fā)上跳下來都得跳個兩回了 [04:14.97]You can't jump that far. [04:14.97]你跳不過去的 [04:18.34]- Really? - Really. [04:18.34]- 真的? - 真的 [04:20.70]Watch me. [04:20.70]看我的 [04:29.67]But he didn't jump. [04:29.67]但是他沒跳 [04:31.02]****** [04:31.02]1小時后 [04:32.92]This actually is kind of nice. [04:32.92]這個泡著其實也不賴 [04:34.86]Right? Right? [04:34.86]對吧? 對吧? [04:39.21]Okay... [04:39.21]好的... [04:40.04]And in the years that followed,he kept almost jumping. [04:40.04]接下來幾年 他都是處于預備跳的狀態(tài) [04:43.35]Okay... Okay! [04:43.35]好了... 好了! [04:50.41]But each time,without fail... [04:50.41]但是每一次 毫無懸念的... [04:52.77]Okay. Here we go. [04:52.77]好了 我跳了 [04:55.40]He didn't jump. [04:55.40]他都沒跳成 [04:57.23]But don't worry. [04:57.23]請別擔心 [04:58.36]'Cause if I can make this jump tonight,it's totally gonna save the party. [04:58.36]如果我今晚跳過去了 就還是能保住這個"驚喜"派對 [05:03.15]Honey,please get down from there. [05:03.15]親愛的 求你下來吧 [05:05.36]Lily,when Evel Knievel sat astride his star-spangled rocket on the rim of Snake River Canyon, [05:05.36]Lily 當飛車英雄Evel Knievel 在蛇河峽谷邊緣跨上他的星條旗戰(zhàn)車 [05:11.95]do you think his wife said,Honey,get down from there? [05:11.95]你覺得他的老婆會說"親愛的 你下來吧'嗎? [05:15.25]For the last time,I am not Linda Knievel! [05:15.25]最后再說一次 我不是Linda Knievel! [05:18.67]I will never be Linda Knievel! [05:18.67]我也不可能成為Linda Knievel! [05:22.60]You don't need to remind me. [05:22.60]你不需要提醒我 [05:34.27]Marshall,please don't do this. [05:34.27]Marshall 求你別這樣 別跳 [05:37.08]Lily,but I gotta do this. [05:37.08]Lily 我非跳不可 [05:39.36]- You can't do this. - Why? [05:39.36]- 你不能這樣做 - 為什么? [05:42.02]You want a reason? I'll give you a reason. I'm pregnant. [05:42.02]你想聽理由? 那我就告訴你 我懷孕了 [05:48.01]Oh,my God! [05:48.01]哦 天啊! [05:49.44]Oh,my God,really? [05:49.44]哦 天啊 真的嗎? [05:51.63]Lily,I mean,I noticed that you gained some weight lately... [05:51.63]Lily 我確實是覺得你最近胖了不少 [05:55.35]I was lying,you jerk! [05:55.35]我騙你的 豬頭! [05:58.26]Oh,go ahead and jump. I hope you die! [05:58.26]盡管去跳吧 我巴不得你死了算了! [06:04.30]That's all the permission I need. [06:04.30]這算是同意了咯 [06:11.53]Listen,Robin... [06:11.53]聽著 Robin... [06:17.68]- There's something I have to tell you. - But wait. [06:17.68]- 我有話對你說 - 等等 [06:19.96]Before you do,I have to tell you something first. [06:19.96]這你說之前 我也有話要說 [06:24.47]What is it? [06:24.47]說什么? [06:26.49]I think I'm in love with you. [06:26.49]我想我愛上你了 [06:38.82]It's Ted. Everybody shh! [06:38.82]是Ted 大家別出聲! [06:43.05]Hey,Ted,what's up? [06:43.05]嘿 Ted 怎么了? [06:44.70]It's here,Lily. [06:44.70]它在這兒 Lily [06:47.80]It's looking at me. [06:47.80]它在盯著我看 [06:50.32]What is? [06:50.32]什么東西? [06:51.89]The goat. [06:51.89]那只山羊 [06:53.32]Now,I've told you some of the story of the goat already. [06:53.32]我已經跟你們提過山羊的事了 [06:56.47]How Aunt Lily invited a local farmer to come talk to her class,and how he brought a goat, [06:56.47]你們的Lily阿姨曾邀請一位當地的農民去班里 他還帶來一頭山羊 [07:00.95]and how he told the whole class what he was gonna do to the goat later that day. [07:00.95]他告訴班里的小朋友 接下來怎么處置這頭羊 [07:05.06]And how Aunt Lily,in a fit of mercy,bought the goat off the guy in order to commute its sentence. [07:05.06]然后Lily阿姨出于善心 買下了這頭羊 讓它免于一死 [07:10.75]Lily,something amazing has happened. [07:10.75]Lily 奇跡發(fā)生了 [07:12.63]I was talking to Robin,I was all set to tell her how I feel, [07:12.63]我剛跟Robin聊天 我準備告訴她對她的感覺 [07:15.80]but before I could,you'll nev believe what she said. [07:15.80]但在我開口之前 你都不會相信她先說了什么 [07:19.15]I think I'm in love with you. [07:19.15]我想我愛上你了 [07:21.26]What did you say? [07:21.26]你怎么回答的? [07:22.32]What do you think I said? What would anyone say to something like that? [07:22.32]你想我還能怎么說呢? 遇到這樣的事還能說什么呢? [07:26.17]Yeah... Robin,listen. [07:26.17]好吧... Robin 聽著 [07:30.82]You're great. I mean,you're really awesome,but I mean,we're friends. [07:30.82]你很好 很優(yōu)秀 但是我的意思是 咱倆是朋友 [07:35.81]It's probably a bad idea. [07:35.81]這可不是個好主意 [07:38.31]I-I guess you're right. [07:38.31]我想你說的沒錯 [07:41.09]Uh,have a good party. [07:41.09]哦 祝你玩得愉快 [07:43.79]You too,kiddo. [07:43.79]你也是 小鬼 [07:47.25]What? [07:47.25]什么? [07:48.05]It's like,as soon as she said that,no more feelings. [07:48.05]她一開口 我立馬沒感覺了 [07:51.18]I'm not in love with her anymore. [07:51.18]我再也不愛她了 [07:52.68]So,you've been in love with this girl for the past year, [07:52.68]你愛這個女孩一年多 [07:55.87]and the second she reciprocates those feelings,just like that,you're over her. [07:55.87]在她對你生情 傾吐愛意的那一刻 你立刻對她沒感覺了 [08:00.77]How great is that? [08:00.77]這感覺多棒啊! [08:08.20]No! No! This is a washcloth. Not food. [08:08.20]不! 不! 這是條毛巾 不是吃的 [08:30.76]What the... [08:30.76]搞什么... [08:32.09]Okay... this is it. [08:32.09]好了... 就是這樣 [08:37.01]Here we... Go! [08:37.01]我要... 跳了! [08:42.65]This is it. [08:42.65]就這樣 [08:44.20]Tracey,Tracey,tell Lily what you just told me. [08:44.20]Tracey Tracey 告訴Lily你剛跟我說什么了 [08:46.78]Um,that I just moved to New York? [08:46.78]我剛搬來紐約? [08:48.55]No,no,but tell her how you got here. [08:48.55]不 不 在這之前的事 [08:50.37]I just got off the bus from Iowa. [08:50.37]我從衣阿華州來 剛下車 [08:52.25]Just got off the bus from Iowa! [08:52.25]從衣阿華州來 剛下車! [08:56.07]How lucky is it that an aspiring dancer [08:56.07]這樣一位天才舞蹈家 真是幸運 [09:00.70]just off the bus from Iowa runs into the producer of the Rockettes? [09:00.70]她從衣阿華州來 才剛下車 就遇到了Rockettes舞蹈公司的制作人 [09:06.92]I feel like I'm in one of those classic show biz stories. [09:06.92]我覺得就像在演經典舞蹈劇一樣 [09:09.75]Oh,honey,you are. You really are. [09:09.75]哦 親愛的 你確實是在劇里 [09:13.50]Hey,Tracey,why don't you make me one of those rum and beers that your dad loves so much? [09:13.50]嘿 Tracey 為 何不給我調點你老爹喜歡喝的朗姆酒混啤酒? [09:17.40]Sure thing! [09:17.40]當然可以啦! [09:20.41]- Damn it. - What? [09:20.41]- 該死 - 什么? [09:23.62]Everybody always says,Don't tell Lily. [09:23.62]大家都說不要告訴Lily [09:25.99]Lily can't keep a secret. And,usually,they're right. [09:25.99]Lily守不住秘密 通常 他們說的沒錯 [09:28.83]But this time,I kept the secret. [09:28.83]但這次 我忍住沒說 [09:31.85]And then you come along with this crap and you force me to pull an old classic Lily [09:31.85]然后你跑來我面前來了這么一段 逼我回復我Lily的本性 [09:36.76]and spill the beans! [09:36.76]只能泄密了! (原意為撒豆) [09:38.79]What beans? There's beans? [09:38.79]有啥豆子? 還有豆子呢? [09:41.68]There's beans. [09:41.68]秘密是這樣來的 [09:43.47]The suit is Robin. [09:43.47]這件西裝就是Robin [09:45.43]I know! Right? [09:45.43]我就知道! 對吧? [09:49.52]I'm with you,buddy. [09:49.52]我支持你 伙計 [09:51.30]You are now. [09:51.30]你現在當然會啦 [09:53.18]Because I explained it to you. [09:53.18]因為我跟你挑明了 [09:57.68]There you go. [09:57.68]乖 [10:04.87]Oh,crap. [10:04.87]哦 慘了 [10:06.51]He said that? Oh,my God! [10:06.51]他那么說的? 老天爺啊! [10:08.87]What a tremendous ground-breaking surprise! [10:08.87]簡直是空前絕后的大驚喜啊! [10:11.92]- How long have you known? - Eight months. [10:11.92]- 你知道多久了? - 8個月 [10:13.51]And you've kept it a secret since then? Good for you. [10:13.51]你保密了那么久? 不容易啊 [10:16.27]Yeah. Good for you,Lily. [10:16.27]是啊 難得啊 Lily [10:19.14]I mean,what a bombshell. Who saw that coming? [10:19.14]好驚人 誰預料到了? [10:21.71]- How long have you known? - Seven months,29 days. [10:21.71]- 你知道多久了? - 7個月29天 [10:24.82]God,what am I going to do? [10:24.82]天啊 我該怎么辦? [10:26.33]I don't know. What are you going to do? [10:26.33]我不知道 你打算怎么辦? [10:29.70]I'm going to marry Barney in a big church wedding. [10:29.70]我要在教堂里跟Barney結婚 [10:32.53]And we're going to move to some sleepy New Hampshire town and open a bed-and-breakfast. [10:32.53]然后搬到新罕布什爾州的某個浪漫小鎮(zhèn) 經營家小旅館 [10:36.89]- Aww,really? - No! [10:36.89]- 啊 真的嗎? - 當然不是! [10:39.12]It's Barney. I mean... [10:39.12]那是Barney 我是說... [10:42.38]it's Barney. But it's Barney. [10:42.38]是Barney 但那是Barney啊 [10:46.43]I got to tell him no. [10:46.43]我要拒絕他 [10:48.19]Oh,man,you're going to break his... [10:48.19]乖乖 這會傷了他的那個... [10:51.06]Whatever it is that pumps that black sludge through his veins. [10:51.06]那個泵血的小黑心的 [10:55.14]Crap. You're right. [10:55.14]該死 你說的對 [10:56.56]The first time Barney expresses feelings for a girl and she rejects him? [10:56.56]Barney首次表白就被拒 [11:00.82]And not just any girl. I mean... [11:00.82]還不是被普通女孩拒絕 我是說... [11:04.54]It will destroy him. [11:04.54]這會讓他崩潰的 [11:07.35]Okay,well,first of all... [11:07.35]好吧 首先... [11:13.88]Second of all,there is a maneuver you can try. It's high-risk,but it's also high-reward. [11:13.88]其次還有個變通之策 高風險 高回報 [11:18.47]For lack of a better term,I'm going to call it... [11:18.47]沒有啥專業(yè)命名 我就叫他... [11:22.19]The Mosby. [11:22.19]莫斯比法則 (Ted的姓) [11:23.54]- The Mosby? - No,she couldn't Mosby him. [11:23.54]- 莫斯比法則? - 不 她不能莫斯比了他 [11:26.36]She could Mosby the crap out of him. [11:26.36]她絕對能把他莫斯比了 [11:28.77]What's the Mosby? [11:28.77]莫斯比啥意思? [11:29.93]Robin,you remember your first date with Ted? [11:29.93]Robin 還記得你跟Ted的首次約會嗎? [11:31.98]You wanted to hop on the T-train and take a ride downtown. [11:31.98]你都想跳上電車 直奔鬧市了 [11:35.28]I was ready to jump that turnstile. [11:35.28]我都準備好跳過轉門了 [11:38.27]What changed all that? [11:38.27]為什么會這樣的呢? [11:40.90]- I think I'in love with you. - What? [11:40.90]- 我好像愛上你了 - 什么? [11:45.20]The Mosby! [11:45.20]這就是莫斯比! [11:47.00]That is genius. And,um... excuse me. [11:47.00]太有才了 還有... 拜托哦 [11:54.44]I mean,you're very pretty,but you're freakishly tall,and you don't believe in ghosts. [11:54.44]我知道你很美 但你太高了 還不相信有鬼 [11:59.70]So,when she said she thinks she's in love with me,she meant the opposite. [11:59.70]所以她說愛上我了 其實正相反 [12:04.84]Exactly. And look how well it worked. You're back to normal. [12:04.84]沒錯 你看多管用 你都回歸正常了 [12:08.20]Yes. Yes,I am. [12:08.20]是啊 沒錯 [12:10.40]And it is great. It's awesome. [12:10.40]太牛了 太帥了 [12:14.62]- So,Robin's not in love with me. - Nope. [12:14.62]- 所以Robin并不愛我 - 沒錯 [12:18.49]Why not? [12:18.49]為什么不愛嘛? [12:23.21]Mr. Goat? [12:23.21]山羊先生? [12:40.02]Mr. Goat? [12:40.02]山羊先生? [12:43.41]Okay. That's it. [12:43.41]好了 到這里吧 [12:48.50]Stupid goat. [12:48.50]笨山羊 [12:50.91]I do not understand your fascination with this washcloth. [12:50.91]你怎么就迷戀上這條毛巾了呢 [12:54.24]I guess at's what happen when you have a brain thsize of a... [12:54.24]都怪你腦仁就這么點大... [12:57.39]No,no,no! [12:57.39]表 表 表! [13:01.74]Okay,okay,okay... [13:01.74]好了 好了 好了... [13:04.84]Hey,Marshall,can you just go get Ted? [13:04.84]Marshall 你能去叫Ted嗎? [13:06.68]Lily,I was just about to jump. [13:06.68]Lily 我-剛-要-跳-的 [13:10.26]Didn't you hear me saying "Okay" over and over again? [13:10.26]沒看我一直重復"好了"嗎? [13:13.18]Oh,I'm sorry. Go ahead and jump. [13:13.18]哦 對不起 你快跳 [13:14.89]No,it's fine. Sorry,everybody. Lily won't let me jump. [13:14.89]不 算了吧 對不起大伙 Lily攔著我 [13:21.16]Yeah. [13:21.16]是啊 [13:26.53]Thank God. [13:26.53]感謝上帝 [13:37.85]Hospital! [13:37.85]快打120! [13:40.95]So,what happened exactly? [13:40.95]到底發(fā)生了什么? [13:43.65]What happened is you let a freaking wild animal into our apartment. [13:43.65]發(fā)生了你私放野獸入室事件 [13:49.24]I was savaged. [13:49.24]它對我很暴力 [13:50.93]That is the sweetest,cutest little goat in the whole world. [13:50.93]這是全世界最耐人的小山羊了 [13:54.89]Sweetest,cutest little goat in the whole world? [13:54.89]全世界最耐人的小山羊? [13:58.78]I was prettyleep-deprived at this point, [13:58.78]我那時很缺乏睡眠 [14:00.55]so this probably isn't how it really happened,but here's how I remember it. [14:00.55]所以可能記不住事 但我記得是... [14:22.72]So,you're the guy who tried to make it with a goat? [14:22.72]你就是那個想上山羊的人? [14:26.30]Hey,if anything,that goat tried to make it with me. [14:26.30]嘿 就算是上 也是那只山羊想上我 [14:30.08]- Can I go,please? - Sure,you can go. [14:30.08]- 我能離開嗎? - 當然可以 [14:32.18]But remember,buddy,"baa" means "baa." [14:32.18]不過記住哦 "哵"的意思是"別"哦 [14:38.71]Great. Great. Now I'm going to be late for my presentation. [14:38.71]這下好了 我的設計演示要遲到了 [14:41.90]Thanks a lot,Mr. Goat. [14:41.90]多虧山羊先生 [14:43.54]Mr. Goat? Ted,that goat's a girl. Her name's Missy. [14:43.54]山羊先生? Ted 那是母羊 叫Missy [14:47.53]You got beat up by a girl. [14:47.53]你被女生打倒了 [14:57.03]- So. You're in love with me. - What? [14:57.03]- 所以你愛上我了 - 什么? [15:00.09]Oh,yeah. Very much. [15:00.09]哦對 特別愛你 [15:02.49]Okay,you can knock it off. Lily told me. [15:02.49]好了 別裝了 Lily都告訴我了 [15:05.07]Damn it. Lily! [15:05.07]該死的 Lily! [15:06.37]I can't believe you would do that. [15:06.37]不敢相信你會這么做 [15:09.11]It's just... Like,I care about you,Barney. And... [15:09.11]這是因為我關心你 Barney [15:12.75]This kind of stuff,the emotional stuff? [15:12.75]這些事 這些情感的事? [15:15.91]It's not your thing. I thought I'd save you the trouble. [15:15.91]你不在行 我以為我是幫你擺脫麻煩呢 [15:19.17]Well,maybe I don't want to be saved the trouble. [15:19.17]也許我不想擺脫麻煩呢 [15:21.53]Maybe I want the trouble. [15:21.53]也許我就想要麻煩呢 [15:23.80]I haven't wanted the trouble in a long time. [15:23.80]一直以來我都不想有這些麻煩 [15:26.25]But with you,the trouble doesn't seem so. troubling. [15:26.25]但是跟你在一起 麻煩好像不麻煩了 [15:32.08]I don't know. I thought... [15:32.08]不知道 我以為... [15:34.39]I guess I thought you felt the se way. [15:34.39]我以為你也會這么想 [15:38.04]Maybe I do. I don't know. [15:38.04]也許我就這么想 我也不知道 [15:42.04]I'm not exactly the biggest confronter of feelings. [15:42.04]我不善于直面感情 [15:46.13]I mean,clearly,there's something between us. [15:46.13]顯然 咱倆之間有點火花 [15:49.70]Maybe my head was saying,"Nip it in the bud" because my heart was saying something else. [15:49.70]我大腦想著要把它扼殺在搖籃里 就因為我心里另有所想 [15:58.01]Look... I have feelings for you,Barney. [15:58.01]聽著... 我確實對你有感覺 Barney [16:02.85]Maybe I even love you. [16:02.85]也許甚至愛上了你 [16:05.35]- This is going pretty fast,don't you think? - What? [16:05.35]- 哎喲 進展太快了吧? 你不覺得咩 - 什么? [16:08.21]We have a really good friendship going. [16:08.21]咱倆現在是好朋友 [16:10.21]Why screw up a good thing? [16:10.21]為什么要毀掉這段關系? [16:12.16]- Friends? - Friends. [16:12.16]- 做朋友? - 做朋友 [16:16.84]Oh,my God. You just did it again. You just Mosby'd me. [16:16.84]娘啊 你又來了 你又莫斯比了我 [16:19.13]- I did not. - You did. You little minx. [16:19.13]- 我沒有 - 就有 你好狡猾 [16:21.97]Okay,you're right. I did just Mosby you. [16:21.97]好吧 你說對了 我剛還是莫斯比 [16:23.77]Why are you so afraid of giving this a chance? [16:23.77]為什么不給咱倆一個機會? [16:25.87]Because I am scared of how much I like you. [16:25.87]因為我擔心自己喜歡你太深 [16:28.90]Whoa,this is a bad idea. [16:28.90]哇噢 這可不是好主意 [16:30.66]You're right. This is a mistake. [16:30.66]沒錯 這是個錯誤 [16:32.13]- Yes. No. - I love you. [16:32.13]- 沒錯 錯了 - 我愛你 [16:33.95]- Let's be friends. - Okay,friends,then. [16:33.95]- 咱做朋友吧 - 好吧 那就朋友 [16:35.74]- I love you. - Let's get married. [16:35.74]- 我愛你 - 咱結婚吧 [16:37.29]- No,you're smothering me. - Okay,forget it. [16:37.29]- 不 你別逼我 - 好吧 那算了 [16:45.49]You know what? We can sort this out later. [16:45.49]其實我們以后再討論這個 [16:46.66]- Yeah,that sounds good. - That sounds good. [16:46.66]- 是啊 好主意 - 聽上去不錯 [16:51.11]It had been a long and crazy night,but that morning, [16:51.11]那是瘋狂漫長的一夜 但轉天早晨 [16:54.26]against all odds,I made it to my presentation. [16:54.26]拋開瑣事 我成功進行了展示 [16:57.21]Here you have it,gentlemen. Rib Town. [16:57.21]先生們 這就是了 肋骨城 [17:00.84]Right? Right? [17:00.84]是不是? 好吧? [17:03.87]Yeah. [17:03.87]是啊 [17:06.26]Ted,listen. You're great,and you've done a real... [17:06.26]Ted 聽我說 你很牛... [17:10.52]special job here,and you're going to make some other restaurant very happy someday, [17:10.02]做的也很好 有天定會讓別的餐館滿意的 [17:15.82]but,uh,we have,uh,decided to go... [17:15.82]但我們決定... [17:19.67]- another direction here. - What? [17:19.67]- 選另一個風格 - 什么? [17:22.84]Feast your eyes on... [17:22.84]你看好了哦... [17:26.07]- Rib Town! - Rib Town! [17:26.07]- 肋骨城! - 肋骨城! [17:30.50]Sven. [17:30.50]Sven (怪獸噴火銀行設計組) [17:35.00]I'll tell you one thing. [17:35.00]我跟你說 [17:36.40]I'm never eating ribs again. [17:36.40]我再也不吃肋骨了 [17:38.53]Yeah,right. [17:38.53]才怪 [17:40.19]I am never... eating ribs... again! [17:40.19]爺再也...不吃...肋骨了! [17:45.91]In front of Ted! [17:45.91]不在Ted面前吃了! [17:48.25]This is a disaster. [17:48.25]真是夢魘啊 [17:50.30]How am I going to come back from this? [17:50.30]我要怎么重新振作起來? [17:53.08]Okay,I'm just going to ask this. [17:53.08]好吧 我想問句 [17:55.19]Do you really want to come back from this? [17:55.19]你真的想重新再來嗎? [17:57.50]What's that supposed to mean? [17:57.50]你什么意思? [17:58.78]Architecture is killing you,Ted,and it's killing us to watch it killing you. [17:58.78]建筑業(yè)快毀掉你了 Ted 我們都看不下去了 [18:04.08]You're like that goat with the washcloth. [18:04.08]你就像山羊看上了毛巾 [18:06.34]You want it so bad,and every time the world tries to take it away from you,you keep grabbing it. [18:06.34]你太想要了 別人越攔你 你越要搶 [18:12.23]But you know what? It's just a washcloth. Why do you even want it? [18:12.23]要知道不過是毛巾而已 干嘛這么想要? [18:16.69]Because I... I have to be an architect. That's... [18:16.69]因為...我要當建筑師 [18:21.12]that's the plan. [18:21.12]我這么計劃的 [18:22.43]Screw the plan. I planned on being a famous artist. [18:22.43]讓計劃去死吧 我計劃當知名藝術家的 [18:25.89]Marshall planned on being an environmental lawyer. [18:25.89]Marshall計劃當環(huán)境法律師 [18:28.59]Robin planned on being a TV reporter. [18:28.59]Robin計劃當電視名嘴的 [18:32.41]I am a TV reporter. I'm on every morning at 4:00 a.m. [18:32.41]我計劃成真了啊 早晨4點檔都是我的 [18:36.08]Is that still on? Oh,good for you. [18:36.08]還在播啊 好事好事 [18:38.91]Somebody watch it,please. [18:38.91]拜托 還是有人看的 [18:41.32]Barney planned on being a violinist. [18:41.32]Barney計劃做小提琴家的 [18:43.43]- Lily. - Don't tell me things. [18:43.43]- Lily - 啥也別說了 [18:46.05]Look,you can't design your life like a building. [18:46.05]你不能像設計建筑一樣設計生活 [18:49.90]It doesn't work that way. [18:49.90]日子不是這么過的 [18:51.20]You just have to live it,and it will design itself. [18:51.20]你好好生活 生活會自己規(guī)劃的 [18:55.19]So,what,I should just do nothing? [18:55.19]那我啥都不做嗎? [18:57.21]No. Listen to what the world is telling you to do and take the leap. [18:57.21]不是 要聽人勸 大膽飛躍 [19:10.35]You're right. You're absolutely right. [19:10.35]你是對的 你說的很對 [19:15.32]I love you,Lily. [19:15.32]我愛你 Lily [19:17.43]Oh,no. Metaphorical leap. Metaphorical leap! [19:17.43]哎呀 跳躍是個比喻 是個比喻! [19:22.55]- This is not cool. - Don't do it. [19:22.55]- 這可不好玩 - 別啊 [19:25.61]No! [19:25.61]不要! [19:34.04]- I did it! - Baby,you did it. [19:34.04]- 我成功了! - 寶貝 你成功了 [19:36.55]- I can do anything! - Yes,you can. [19:36.55]- 我無所不能! - 沒錯的 [19:38.96]I'm getting a motorcycle! [19:38.96]我要去買摩托車! [19:40.58]- You absolutely are not! - Okay,sorry. Guys,me on over. [19:40.58]- 你別做夢了! - 好吧 對不起 大家都過來啊 [20:21.37]That was the year I got left at the altar. [20:21.37]今年我在婚禮上被甩了 [20:24.17]It was the year I got knocked out by a crazy bartender. [20:24.17]今年我被酒吧男招待揍了 [20:27.63]The year I got fired. [20:27.63]今年我被炒了 [20:29.85]The year I got beat up by a goat. [20:29.85]今年我被山羊擊敗了 [20:32.11]A girl goat,at that. [20:32.11]還是只母的 [20:34.36]And damn it if it wasn't the best year of my life. [20:34.36]不過今年可真是好年頭 [20:42.01]Because,if any one of those things hadn't happened, [20:42.01]因為如果上述事情沒發(fā)生 [20:44.73]I never would have ended up in a which turned out to be the best job I ever had. [20:44.73]我就不會得到這最好的工作 [20:49.06]But more importantly,I wouldn't have met your mother, [20:49.06]最重要的是 我也不會見到你們的媽媽了 [20:53.58]because,as you know...she was in that class. [20:53.58]因為你知道...她也在班上 [20:58.64]But of course,that story is only just beginning. [20:58.64]而且 故事才剛剛開始 (期待下一季Barney和Robin的浪漫吧)

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