休閑英語(yǔ)對(duì)話：關(guān)于搞笑的噴嚏科學(xué)家的情景會(huì)話

Rose: Honey, mother needs a perch.

親愛(ài)的，媽媽需要一個(gè)歇腳的地方。

Jack: Mother? We're the same age. Mom, you look so great.

媽?我們年紀(jì)差不大啊。媽，你看起來(lái)真美。

Mom: Stop kissing my ass, you little man. I haven't promised to give away my daughter. Just move away and I need a place to give away my sneeze first.

不要再拍我馬匹了，你這個(gè)小個(gè)子。我還沒(méi)答應(yīng)要把我女兒送出去呢。挪開去，我需要一個(gè)地方先把我的噴嚏送出去。

Jack: Just a second. Use my special bag. Don't waste your sneeze.

等一下。用我這個(gè)特制袋。不要浪費(fèi)了你的噴嚏。

Mom: Ahchoo! Sorry. I don't usually make that big noise.

阿切!不好意思通常沒(méi)那么大聲的。

Jack: That's all right. Can I have the bag please? I want to take it to my lab.

沒(méi)關(guān)系。可以把那個(gè)袋子給我嗎?我想帶回實(shí)驗(yàn)室。

Mom: Are you joking? No. What are you going to do with my sneeze, weirdo? Aren't you that freak Frankensein, are you?

你在開玩笑嗎?沒(méi)有。你這個(gè)怪人，你想對(duì)我的噴嚏做什么?你不是那個(gè)《科學(xué)怪人》吧?

Jack: I want to be though. I think his experiments are cool. Easy, mom. This is my job to study sneeze.

雖然我想, 我覺(jué)得他的試驗(yàn)都很酷. 放松, 媽.研究噴嚏,是我的工作.

Mom: Sneeze?

噴嚏?

Jack: Jesus! Help, Rose. Your Mom passed out. OMG.

天哪. 救命,羅思.媽暈過(guò)去了.天哪!