絕望的主婦第一季第四集

[00:02.20]Previously on "desperate housewives," [00:04.30] [00:04.30]Susan played with fire... [00:06.00] [00:06.00]that's not my cup. [00:07.40] [00:07.40]And could get burned. [00:08.70] [00:08.70]Go to a spa or go shopping. Find a way to relax. [00:11.40] [00:11.40]- Gabrielle... - Get here as fast as you can. [00:13.70] [00:13.70]...found herself a playmate. [00:15.80] [00:15.80]Lynette couldn't get her kids to stop playing. [00:19.00] [00:19.00]Ma'am, you know why I pulled you over? [00:20.90] [00:20.90]Yeah, I have a theory. [00:21.60] [00:21.60]If I don't start getting some sleep pretty soon, [00:23.60] [00:23.60]I'll be forced to move back upstairs out of sheer exhaustion. [00:26.40] [00:26.40]And Bree played hardball. [00:28.70] [00:28.70]Everyone has a little dirty laundry. [00:32.80] [00:35.30]When I was alive, I maintained many different identities -- [00:39.60] [00:39.60]lover, wife, and ultimately, victim. [00:44.40] [00:44.40]Yes, labels are important to the living. [00:47.20] [00:47.20]They dictate how people see themselves, [00:50.10] [00:50.10]like my friend Lynette. [00:51.80] [00:51.80]She used to see herself as a career woman, [00:54.00] [00:54.00]and a hugely successful one at that. [00:57.60] [00:58.80]She was known for her power lunches, [01:01.50] [01:01.50]her eye-catching presentations, [01:03.50] [01:03.50]and her ruthlessness in wiping out the competition. [01:07.80] [01:08.20]But Lynette gave up her career to assume a new label -- [01:12.10] [01:12.10]the incredibly satisfying role of full-time mother. [01:17.20] [01:19.90]Scavo residence. [01:21.60] [01:21.60]Yes, this is me. [01:24.00] [01:27.40]But unfortunately for Lynette, [01:29.60] [01:29.60]this new label frequently fell short of what was advertised. [01:34.50] [01:37.90]How in the world did they... [01:40.90] [01:40.90]I left the door to the art supply cupboard open for five minutes. [01:44.70] [01:44.70]That's all. [01:45.70] [01:45.70]Five minutes. [01:47.00] [01:47.00]The little girl -- why didn't she say anything? [01:51.40] [01:51.40]Your boys work quickly. [01:53.40] [01:53.40]Well...obviously, they will be punished for this -- severely. [01:58.40] [01:58.40]I hesitate bringing this up, since you got so ugly about it last time... [02:02.80] [02:02.80]they don't have attention-deficit disorder, [02:04.80] [02:04.80]and I'm not going to drug my boys just to make your job easier. [02:09.70] [02:09.70]I'd rather change teachers. [02:11.50] [02:11.50]The boys are in my class because I'm the only teacher who can handle them. [02:16.80] [02:17.60]What if we separate the twins? [02:20.20] [02:20.20]Put them in different classes? [02:21.90] [02:21.90]They're much calmer when they're not bouncing off one another. [02:25.50] [02:25.50]We can try that. [02:27.20] [02:27.20]But if it doesn't work, we may no longer be able to accommodate them. [02:32.80] [02:33.10]It suddenly occurred to Lynette her label was about to change yet again... [02:38.10] [02:38.10]come on. [02:38.80] [02:38.80]And for the next few years, she would be known as... [02:42.40] [02:42.40]the mother of the boys who painted tiffany axelrod blue. [02:48.20] [03:32.04]<font color=F62B97>Episode 4 : Who's that Woman? [03:36.44] [03:38.10]It looked to be an interesting afternoon on wisteria lane. [03:42.20] [03:42.20]A mysterious cassette tape had been discovered by my friend Bree. [03:46.60] [03:46.60]She had stolen it from her marriage counselor, [03:49.60] [03:49.60]a counselor I'd once spoken to in strictest confidence. [03:54.50] [03:55.30]So how have you been? [03:56.50] [03:56.50]I had the nightmare again. [03:58.20] [03:58.20]It's so weird to hear Mary Alice. [04:00.10] [04:00.10]Still the same one. [04:01.60] [04:01.60]Yes, but this time, I was standing in a river, [04:05.80] [04:05.80]and I saw the girl under the water, and she kept screaming "Angela" over and over again. [04:12.00] [04:12.00]So what do you think the significance of the name Angela is? [04:16.60] [04:16.60]Actually, that's my real name. [04:20.00] [04:20.00]Her real name? [04:22.40] [04:22.80]That doesn't make any sense. [04:23.90] [04:23.90]I've seen her driver's license. It did not say Angela. [04:26.80] [04:26.80]Bree, what does it say on the rest of the tape? [04:28.80] [04:28.80]Just more about her nightmares and this girl she was afraid of. [04:33.10] [04:33.10]So what the hell do we do now? [04:35.80] [04:47.40]I think we should show Paul the note. [04:50.10] [04:50.10]Are you sure? He's going to freak. [04:51.90] [04:51.90]Well, it's now or never. [04:53.00] [04:53.00]I mean, I saw what he's asking for the place. It's going to sell quickly. [04:57.40] [04:58.40]Can I say something? [05:00.60] [05:01.20]I'm glad Paul's moving. [05:02.70] [05:02.70]Gabby. [05:04.40] [05:04.40]I'm sorry. He's just always given me the creeps. [05:07.40] [05:07.40]Haven't you guys noticed he has this dark thing going on? [05:10.90] [05:10.90]There's something about him that just feels... [05:13.70] [05:13.70]malignant? [05:14.90] [05:14.90]Yes. [05:16.20] [05:16.20]We've all sort of felt it. [05:19.40] [05:23.80]That being said, I do love what he's done with that lawn. [05:28.30] [05:42.50]Mom, the dish is clean. [05:43.90] [05:43.90]Huh? Oh. [05:46.20] [05:46.20]I still don't understand why you don't just ask him out on an official date date. [05:50.00] [05:50.00]Oh, I'm trying a new strategy. I'm playing hard to get. [05:53.30] [05:53.30]How long do you think you can keep that up? [05:54.70] [05:54.70]Oh, maybe until noon. [05:56.40] [05:56.40]Then I'm going to have to run over there and beg him to love me. [06:00.40] [06:01.80]Uh, mom, [06:02.80] [06:02.80]I don't think you're going to be able to wait that long. [06:05.30] [06:07.20]You got to be kidding. She washed her car yesterday. [06:11.20] [06:22.80]oh, no, she's not. [06:26.40] [06:26.80]Yep. She's bringing out the big guns. [06:31.00] [06:40.80]you'd better get over there. She's wearing cotton. [06:44.30] [06:46.30]What am I supposed to say to Mike -- [06:47.50] [06:47.50]"I saw you half-naked, and I thought I'd drop by"? [06:50.00] [06:50.00]What's that? [06:50.60] [06:50.60]A piece of Mike's junk mail we got by mistake. [06:53.40] [06:53.40]I held onto it in case of an emergency. [06:56.30] [06:56.80]God bless you. [06:58.90] [07:12.40]Hi. [07:13.80] [07:14.30]Hey, Susan. [07:16.20] [07:16.90]got this by mistake. [07:18.10] [07:18.10]Oh, thanks. [07:20.20] [07:21.20]I hope it's not important. [07:22.40] [07:22.40]I don't know. It's just a promotion for the rialto. They're having a film festival. [07:26.60] [07:26.60]Oh. [07:28.30] [07:29.40]Well, [07:31.10] [07:31.10]guess I've done my good deed for the day. [07:34.40] [07:35.30]I'll just head back home. [07:38.20] [07:39.60]Bye. [07:41.40] [07:42.10]Hey, you like old movies? [07:43.20] [07:43.20]I love old movies. Ha. [07:45.90] [07:54.10]I hate Susan Mayer. [07:55.90] [07:55.90]Every time I see those big doe eyes of hers, [07:59.60] [07:59.60]I swear to god, I just want to go out and shoot a deer. [08:03.50] [08:03.50]What has she done this time? [08:05.80] [08:06.20]She is out there throwing herself at Mike Delfino -- again. [08:11.20] [08:12.00]Susan likes Mike? [08:13.60] [08:14.40]Where the hell have you been, martha? [08:17.10] [08:17.20]She's been lusting after him ever since he moved in. [08:21.20] [08:26.70]I got your message. [08:27.60] [08:27.60]What's going on? [08:29.00] [08:29.00]The boys refuse to be separated. [08:31.60] [08:31.60]They refuse? [08:33.90] [08:33.90]They're 6 years old. Make them. [08:36.30] [08:36.30]Well, school regulations are pretty strict about me wrestling with the boys. [08:40.70] [08:40.70]But if you want to give it a shot... [08:43.40] [08:43.40]be my guest. [08:45.00] [08:45.00]Fine. [08:47.10] [08:49.50]Which one goes and which one stays? [08:52.80] [08:52.80]You pick. [08:54.40] [08:57.20]No! [09:00.30] [09:00.30]You need to be in separate classrooms. [09:00.80] [09:00.80]But we want to be in the same one! Honey, come on now. [09:03.60] [09:03.60]Stop it. Let go! No! [09:06.00] [09:11.00]We're going to take the whole table! At's right! [09:13.50] [09:13.50]No. Come on now. I mean it! [09:16.80] [09:22.10]I love taking baths, especially with you. [09:25.30] [09:25.30]It's like taking a vacation from the world. [09:28.40] [09:28.40]I hated taking baths when I was a kid. [09:31.20] [09:31.20]Of course, back then, the only thing I had to play with was my rubber ducky. [09:35.00] [09:35.00]Oh. [09:35.90] [09:37.20]Who's that? [09:38.00] [09:38.00]It's Mr. Solis. [09:40.20] [09:41.30]Relax. Carlos is at work, [09:43.40] [09:43.40]and he doesn't ring the doorbell. [09:45.90] [09:52.30]It's the cable guy. [09:54.10] [09:54.10]He's three hours late. [09:56.80] [09:56.80]Use the side entrance. [09:59.30] [09:59.30]Gabrielle knew her vacation from the world had ended. [10:02.90] [10:02.90]What she didn't know was [10:05.20] [10:05.20]John had left behind a souvenir. [10:09.00] [10:10.80]I'm telling you, dad didn't come home last night. [10:13.10] [10:13.10]They had a fight -- a bad one. [10:15.00] [10:15.00]How bad? [10:15.80] [10:15.80]Like divorce court bad. [10:18.60] [10:22.90]Listen to her. [10:23.90] [10:23.90]She always overcompensates when she's worried. [10:26.40] [10:26.40]If dad moves out and leaves us with her, [10:29.20] [10:29.20]I'll lose my mind. [10:31.40] [10:31.40]Ah. [10:33.00] [10:33.00]Dinner is on the table. [10:35.20] [10:36.00]Mom, where'd dad go last night? [10:39.30] [10:39.30]He got a last-minute call to speak at a medical conference in Philadelphia. [10:43.40] [10:43.40]Take your seats. [10:45.30] [10:53.80]This marriage is so over. [10:56.90] [11:01.10]Andrew? [11:03.30] [11:10.00]Again, sorry I was late. The scheduler overbooked me. [11:12.30] [11:12.30]How long are you going to be? [11:13.40] [11:13.40]Almost done. [11:15.40] [11:15.40]What is that scent? [11:16.70] [11:16.70]Is that sage and citrus? It's amazing. [11:19.50] [11:19.50]Try to hurry. I have stuff to do. [11:22.40] [11:29.40]Come on. [11:31.00] [11:33.80]Aah! [11:35.60] [11:46.10]What's happening? [11:47.50] [11:48.20]The cable guy fell. [11:49.30] [11:49.30]He hit his head on the tub. He may have a concussion. [11:52.60] [11:52.60]It's almost 8:00. [11:54.00] [11:54.00]He was late. [11:55.60] [12:16.70]Mrs. Huber. [12:17.40] [12:17.40]Hello, Susan. I made you a pie. [12:20.20] [12:20.20]Oh, wow. Why? [12:22.90] [12:22.90]Do I need a motive to do something nice? [12:26.30] [12:28.40]I can't wait for you to try this. It's mincemeat. [12:31.70] [12:31.70]Actually, I just had dinner. [12:33.40] [12:33.40]That's okay. You can save it for later. [12:37.80] [12:39.40]What's so funny? [12:40.50] [12:40.50]I was just thinking of that expression "I'll make mincemeat out of you." [12:44.70] [12:44.70]Mincemeat -- used to be an entrap made up of mostly chopped meat, [12:48.50] [12:48.50]so it was like saying "I'll chop you up into little bits." [12:53.10] [12:53.10]But that was centuries ago. [12:55.10] [12:55.10]Today, mincemeat is mostly made up of fruit, spices, and rum. [13:00.60] [13:00.60]There's no meat in it, and still people say "I'll make mincemeat out of you." [13:05.80] [13:05.80]I don't know that people really say that anymore. [13:08.10] [13:08.10]I do. [13:09.70] [13:09.70]So, Susan, how are you? [13:12.40] [13:12.40]I'm fine. [13:14.20] [13:14.20]G ood. [13:15.40] [13:16.10]You know, I have a confession to make. [13:19.90] [13:19.90]I've always wished I'd have been more supportive when carl left you. [13:23.30] [13:23.30]Oh, you don't have to apologize about carl. [13:26.10] [13:26.10]Really, carl and I are over. I've moved on. [13:28.50] [13:28.50]Yes, I know. You've moved on to that nice Mike Delfino. [13:32.40] [13:32.40]He's quite a catch, isn't he? [13:35.30] [13:36.70]You like him, don't you? [13:38.60] [13:38.60]Uh, sure, as a friend. [13:41.90] [13:41.90]Oh, Susan. [13:43.90] [13:43.90]Being coy is a strategy best employed by virgins at their first dance. [13:48.60] [13:48.60]For women of our age, it's just annoying. [13:53.30] [13:54.00]Are you sure you don't want pie? [13:56.00] [13:56.00]No, thank you. [13:57.70] [13:57.70]I hope it works out with you and Mike. [14:00.70] [14:00.70]You've been so desperate to land him. [14:02.70] [14:02.70]What do you -- [14:04.30] [14:04.30]I am not desperate. [14:06.00] [14:06.00]Oh, good lord, Susan, you burned your rival's house down. [14:09.90] [14:09.90]If that isn't desperate, I don't know what is. [14:13.10] [14:13.90]Mrs. Huber, with all due respect, you're crazy. [14:18.20] [14:24.90]What's that? [14:25.90] [14:25.90]I think you recognize it. [14:28.00] [14:28.00]I found it in the ruins of Edie's home. [14:31.60] [14:35.20]Well, that's not -- [14:35.90] [14:35.90]shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. [14:36.80] [14:36.80]My point is this -- [14:38.90] [14:38.90]I wasn't there for you when carl left, but I'm here for you now. [14:41.90] [14:41.90]As far as I'm concerned, this is our secret, [14:46.00] [14:46.00]and no one ever need know. [14:48.70] [14:48.70]Oh, Susan... [14:50.30] [14:51.30]you don't know how good it feels to finally be able to help you. [14:55.60] [14:56.80]You look so pale. [14:58.80] [14:59.60]Now, I insist you try some of my pie. [15:04.40] [15:05.90]Go on. [15:07.10] [15:12.20]Did I mention it's mincemeat? [15:15.00] [15:25.10]open the door, please. [15:27.30] [15:27.30]Hang on. [15:29.40] [15:29.40]What? [15:30.20] [15:30.20]May I come in? [15:31.20] [15:31.20]No. [15:32.20] [15:32.20]Well, I want to talk to you. [15:34.30] [15:34.30]Then talk. [15:36.20] [15:36.50]Where were you last night? [15:39.10] [15:39.10]Brian's. [15:40.10] [15:40.10]I just spoke to brian's mother. [15:42.10] [15:42.10]Now tell me again where you were last night, and this time, don't lie to me. [15:46.30] [15:47.20]Where'd you say dad was again? [15:48.90] [15:48.90]In Philadelphia? [15:51.40] [15:51.40]Andrew, don't change the subject. [15:53.20] [15:53.20]I'm sorry. I-I thought the subject was telling lies. [15:56.70] [15:56.70]I called dad's cell phone. [15:58.00] [15:58.00]I know he moved out. [16:00.50] [16:00.70]Well, it's just temporary, and -- [16:04.20] [16:04.90]I thought it would upset you, so I was protecting you. [16:07.50] [16:07.50]Whatever. [16:08.40] [16:08.40]You lied, so stop pretending like you have some sort of moral authority. [16:12.30] [16:12.30]Andrew, just because I chose not to share my marital problems with you [16:15.30] [16:15.30]does not give you the right to be rude. [16:17.10] [16:17.10]How about driving my father away? [16:18.90] [16:18.90]Do I get to be rude then? [16:21.50] [17:07.70]Hi. [17:09.20] [17:09.20]What's this? [17:10.30] [17:10.30]That's a sock. [17:11.40] [17:11.40]It's a man's sock. [17:13.10] [17:13.10]I found it under our bed. It's not mine. [17:15.40] [17:15.40]Oh, for god's sakes, Carlos, it's yao lin's. [17:18.90] [17:18.90]Our maid wears size 13 gym socks? [17:21.10] [17:21.10]No, she dusts with them. [17:24.10] [17:30.10]See? [17:31.40] [17:31.40]Socks instead of rags. [17:34.40] [17:52.40]Susan, hello. [17:54.70] [17:54.70]Mrs. Huber. [17:56.70] [17:57.50]Did you and Mike come together? I saw him over in the fresh produce aisle. [18:01.60] [18:01.60]No, like I told you before, we're just friends. [18:03.90] [18:03.90]Oh. [18:05.40] [18:07.50]By the way, if I didn't make it clear yesterday, [18:10.20] [18:10.20]I absolutely did not do that thing you accused me of. [18:14.20] [18:14.80]Hey, Susan. [18:16.00] [18:16.00]Hey, Ms. Huber. [18:17.00] [18:17.00]Nice to see you, Mike. [18:19.40] [18:19.90]Hey. [18:20.90] [18:20.90]You like alfred hitchcock? [18:22.60] [18:22.60]They're doing a retrospective down at the rialto. [18:25.40] [18:27.50]Uh... [18:31.20] [18:31.20]I'm not really a fan. [18:32.90] [18:32.90]Oh, come on. How can you not like hitchcock? [18:35.90] [18:35.90]I just, uh... don't. Ha ha. [18:39.60] [18:42.30]Oh. [18:44.00] [18:44.00]Okay. [18:45.40] [18:46.50]Well, uh, nice to see you. [18:49.80] [18:49.80]You too, Ms. Huber. [18:52.00] [18:55.00]You're so silly. [18:56.90] [18:56.90]Pretending not to like him on my account -- I mean, really. [19:00.40] [19:00.40]Will you just drop it? [19:02.90] [19:02.90]You shouldn't be rude to me, Susan. [19:05.20] [19:05.20]Your secret is not an easy burden to bear. [19:08.70] [19:08.70]That insurance company is putting Edie through hell, [19:11.70] [19:11.70]but still, I've said nothing. [19:13.70] [19:13.70]Well -- and the longer it takes for her to get payment, the longer she'll be staying with me, [19:19.30] [19:19.30]eating me out of house and home, [19:21.20] [19:21.20]using up my hot water. [19:24.60] [19:25.70]What exactly is it you want from me, Mrs. Huber? [19:30.60] [19:36.00]Uh, are these together? [19:38.90] [19:47.20]Ring it up. [19:49.40] [19:59.30]If the school and the pediatrician both think the twins could stand to be medicated, [20:03.70] [20:03.70]then what's the problem? [20:06.10] [20:06.10]I used to run a company with 85 people, [20:08.30] [20:08.30]and now I can't wrangle three small boys without doping them. [20:12.00] [20:12.00]Talk about feeling like a failure. [20:13.70] [20:13.70]Lynette, you are a great mother, but let's face it, your kids are... [20:19.60] [20:19.60]a challenge. [20:22.00] [20:22.00]Thank you. [20:23.30] [20:23.30]That's the nicest way you could have said that. [20:25.30] [20:25.30]You know, the truth is, when they're not making me want to tear my hair out, [20:27.60] [20:27.60]they're actually really sweet. [20:30.20] [20:30.90]I'm afraid if I change the bad stuff, I'm going to change the good stuff. [20:35.30] [20:35.30]Yeah, it's a tough call. [20:37.30] [20:37.30]Like this mug. [20:39.00] [20:39.00]I love this mug. [20:40.50] [20:40.50]If I medicate them, are they still going to make me a mug like this? [20:44.80] [20:44.80]You know, it's leaking. [20:47.40] [20:47.70]Yeah, I know. [20:50.90] [20:53.00]We talked to Paul. We told him we need to show him something. [20:56.10] [20:56.10]He's on his way over. [20:58.20] [21:00.20]Thank you. [21:01.60] [21:01.60]So, Paul, we noticed that you're selling the house. [21:04.90] [21:04.90]Yes, uh, too many painful memories. I'm sure you understand. [21:10.10] [21:14.20]Well, before you move, we thought there was something you should know. [21:17.50] [21:17.50]It seems there may be more to Mary Alice's death than you were aware of. [21:23.00] [21:23.00]Oh? [21:24.80] [21:24.80]Remember when you asked us to pack her things? [21:27.50] [21:27.50]Well, when we did, we found a note. [21:30.00] [21:30.00]And we think that you should have it. [21:33.00] [21:33.60]You can see from the postmark Mary Alice probably got it the day she died. [21:39.20] [22:02.60]Paul, are you going to be okay? [22:05.40] [22:06.50]No. [22:08.50] [22:31.20]Have you always cleaned with socks? [22:33.80] [22:33.80]Yes. [22:36.00] [22:37.70]What is that, a japanese thing? [22:40.20] [22:40.20]I am chinese. [22:42.70] [22:51.00]I don't like lying. [22:52.10] [22:52.10]Yeah, well, I don't like your ironing, so there. [22:55.30] [23:11.90]Mrs. Solis, what are you doing here? [23:14.00] [23:14.00]Carlos found this under the bed. [23:16.30] [23:16.30]Oh, crap. [23:17.90] [23:17.90]It's okay. It was a close call, but I managed to cover. [23:21.00] [23:21.00]I got you these. So from now on, [23:23.10] [23:23.10]we can't let Carlos see you around the house wearing anything resembling a gym sock. [23:27.30] [23:27.30]You want me to mow your lawn in sandals? [23:29.10] [23:29.10]Mm-hmm. [23:29.70] [23:29.70]I could lose a toe. [23:31.00] [23:31.00]Imagine what you would lose if Carlos finds out you're trimming more than the hedges. [23:35.60] [23:35.80]Uh, yeah. [23:37.20] [23:37.20]Why are your friends staring at me? [23:40.80] [23:40.80]Did you tell them about us? [23:42.00] [23:42.00]No. [23:43.50] [23:44.20]They're staring 'cause they think you're hot. [23:46.30] [23:46.30]Oh. [23:48.10] [23:48.10]Okay. [23:50.20] [23:55.50]It's 9:30. What is your brother thinking? [23:59.10] [23:59.10]Want my advice? [24:00.20] [24:00.20]Call Dad. Go tell him to kick Andrew's ass. [24:02.40] [24:02.40]I am perfectly capable of handling this without your father. [24:05.80] [24:05.80]Sorry. [24:07.50] [24:08.60]Where's your cell phone? [24:10.20] [24:11.00]Call Andrewand find out wre he is. [24:13.10] [24:13.10]Mom, he's going to know you're behind this. [24:14.50] [24:14.50]No, he won't. Just act normal. [24:17.20] [24:20.10]Hey, it's me. [24:21.70] [24:21.70]Uh, what's going on? [24:25.20] [24:26.40]He knows. [24:28.10] [24:29.80]Andrew, this is your mother. [24:31.40] [24:31.40]I am rapidly reaching the end of my patience with you. [24:35.50] [24:35.50]Where are you? [24:37.20] [24:37.20]Are you at a bar? [24:39.20] [24:39.20]Andrew. [24:41.10] [24:41.10]Andrew? [24:43.20] [24:45.30]Mom? [24:46.50] [24:46.50]He hung up on me. [24:49.10] [24:49.10]What are you going to do? [24:51.70] [25:26.60]Oh, yeah, oh, yeah! Works for me! [25:29.30] [25:32.60]Shake it, baby! [25:34.50] [25:35.10]Over here! [25:36.80] [25:39.00]Heath. [25:40.40] [25:40.40]Lan. [25:41.60] [25:42.40]Andrew. [25:44.10] [25:45.40]Mom, how did you even know I was here? [25:48.00] [25:51.70]You went in my room? [25:52.70] [25:52.70]You think that's bad? [25:54.00] [25:54.00]Tomorrow morning, I'm cleaning it. [25:56.60] [25:56.60]Oh, by the way, Heath, I didn't get a chance to tell you, that was a lovely solo last week at church. [26:02.40] [26:02.40]Thank you. [26:04.10] [26:04.10]W-we're out of here. [26:05.70] [26:06.70]I hope it wasn't something I said. [26:09.50] [26:11.20]Well, Andrew... [26:13.10] [26:13.10]shall we? [26:14.80] [26:15.80]You just humiliated me inront of my friends. [26:18.40] [26:18.40]I'm not going anywhere with you. [26:20.70] [26:21.40]Fine. [26:22.80] [26:26.50]What are you doing? [26:27.20] [26:27.20]I'm staying for the show. I'm dying to see what all the fuss is about. [26:31.40] [26:31.40]Uh, excuse me, waitress, I'll have a glass of your house chardonnay. [26:34.80] [26:34.80]Yes, ma'am. [26:36.10] [26:42.40]I-I'm curious, Andrew, as you fantasize about this woman, [26:46.10] [26:46.10]do you ever stop and think how she came to be on this runway? [26:50.00] [26:50.00]That's someone's little girl, [26:52.00] [26:52.00]and that someone probably had a lot of dreams for her, [26:54.60] [26:54.60]dreams that did not include a thong and a pole. [26:58.30] [26:58.30]It's not going to work, okay? [27:00.70] [27:00.70]I'm not budging. [27:01.80] [27:01.80]God only knows what she's had to deal with in her life -- [27:04.10] [27:04.10]abject poverty, drugs, domestic violence, maybe even molestation. [27:09.40] [27:09.40]Mom. [27:10.40] [27:10.40]And now she treats herself the way other men treat her -- like an object, a piece of meat. [27:16.50] [27:16.80]That does it. [27:17.90] [27:17.90]Kid, get her out of here. She's killing it for the rest of us. [27:22.20] [27:30.10]We're not here. Leave a message. [27:32.50] [27:32.50]It's Mrs. Huber, Susan. Are you there? [27:35.10] [27:35.10]I can see your lights are on. [27:37.20] [27:37.20]I hope you're not screening. That's so tacky. [27:39.40] [27:39.40]Listen, I need to talk to you. [27:42.80] [27:42.80]My water heater just burst, and it's going to cost me $600 to get a new one, and I can't afford that. [27:49.40] [27:49.40]I'm just beside myself. Call me as soon as you get in. [27:53.90] [27:59.60]Julie, Julie, honey, wake up. We need to talk. [28:02.80] [28:02.80]Can't this wait until morning? [28:05.00] [28:05.00]I think I'm being blackmailed. [28:08.20] [28:09.20]And when I realized I couldn't put out the fire, I ran. [28:13.10] [28:13.30]I must have dropped the measuring cup in the process. [28:16.30] [28:16.30]Mm. Why do I even let you out of the house? [28:18.60] [28:18.60]Obviously, I can't let her get away with this. [28:20.40] [28:20.40]The only thing to do is go to the police and tell them what happened. [28:23.30] [28:23.30]You can't do that. [28:24.10] [28:24.10]Julie, I don't think they'll throw me in jail. [28:26.70] [28:26.70]I mean, it was an accident. [28:29.70] [28:29.70]Dad won't care if it was an accident. [28:32.80] [28:32.80]You know he'll just use this as an excuse to reopen custody. [28:36.80] [28:37.30]Mom... [28:38.60] [28:38.60]I don't want to live with dad. [28:40.60] [28:40.60]I know. [28:42.30] [28:55.20]I need to talk to you. [28:56.30] [28:56.30]Cool. Sure. [28:58.50] [29:00.30]You were working tuesday, right? [29:02.00] [29:02.00]Yeah. [29:03.80] [29:04.30]You remember the cable guy showing up? [29:06.80] [29:07.60]And you usually work till what time -- 5:00? [29:11.40] [29:11.40]Yeah. [29:13.10] [29:13.10]Damn it. [29:14.40] [29:14.40]It means he was in the house for four hours. [29:17.40] [29:17.40]Wait, um... you know, now that I think about it, [29:21.90] [29:21.90]I might not have seen him. [29:23.90] [29:23.90]Well, either you saw him or you didn't. Which is it? [29:26.60] [29:26.60]I didn't. [29:28.80] [29:31.50]John... [29:33.20] [29:34.20]did my wife ask you to lie for her? [29:37.40] [29:37.80]Mr. Solis, uh... [29:41.10] [29:41.10]I really don't want to get in the middle of anything. [29:44.70] [29:47.40]Thank you. [29:49.40] [29:49.40]That's all I needed to know. [29:51.70] [29:59.30]Okay, let's run through it one more time. [30:01.30] [30:01.30]Mom, it's not brain surgery. [30:03.20] [30:03.20]You'll stand guard while I crawl through Mrs. Huber's doggie door. [30:06.30] [30:06.30]Once inside, I'll find the measuring cup. Simple. [30:09.30] [30:09.30]Mm, god. I hate that I'm turning you into a little thief. [30:12.90] [30:12.90]It's our measuring cup. We're just taking back what's ours. [30:16.60] [30:16.60]Hey, that's right. [30:18.60] [30:18.60]Ethically, we have nothing to be ashamed about. [30:21.80] [30:21.80]Oh, wear these. [30:24.20] [30:24.20]I don't want you to leave fingerprints. [30:26.90] [30:32.20]There she goes. [30:34.00] [30:34.30]Okay, move. [30:36.20] [30:36.80]Oh, so glad to be playing frisbee again. Here you go. Coming at you. [30:41.80] [30:41.80]All right, back up a little more. [30:44.30] [30:44.30]There you go. [30:45.50] [30:45.50]Whoo! All right, here we go. [30:49.30] [30:49.30]Oh, my! Whoops! Ha. [30:52.60] [30:52.60]You better go get that. Yeah. [30:55.70] [31:04.30]Mike. [31:05.10] [31:05.10]Hey, Susan. I thought that was you. [31:07.50] [31:07.50]Uh, yeah. Julie and I are just out tossing the frisbee around, and it flew off into Mrs. Huber's backyard. [31:14.30] [31:14.30]Oh, you need some help? [31:15.40] [31:15.40]No. No, no, no. Uh, Julie's got it. [31:18.30] [31:18.40]Okay. Actually, I'm glad I ran into you. [31:20.30] [31:20.30]I just wanted to make sure that things were okay between us. [31:23.20] [31:23.20]The other day, you seemed kind of distant. [31:24.90] [31:24.90]Distant? What do you mean? [31:27.40] [31:27.40]I mean, you're not mad at me for some reason, are you? [31:31.40] [31:31.40]No. No, no, not at all. [31:34.60] [31:34.80]Good. So I'm going to take one more shot at this. [31:38.30] [31:38.30]I got tickets for a billy wilder retrospective wednesday night. I'd love to take you with me. [31:44.00] [31:45.10]You are so sweet. I would love to go. [31:48.30] [31:48.30]All right. [31:49.80] [31:55.20]Edie. I thought you'd be at work. [31:58.70] [31:58.70]I'm not feeling well. [32:00.50] [32:00.50]I got a sunburn the other day washing my car. [32:03.80] [32:03.80]Well, don't just run off. Come and hang out with us. [32:08.40] [32:08.40]Boy, you are one sick ticket. [32:10.40] [32:10.40]What? [32:11.50] [32:11.50]It's not bad enough that I have to watch you throw yourself at him every day, [32:15.20] [32:15.20]and now you want to make sure that I see it up close and personal? [32:18.30] [32:18.30]No, it's not like that. [32:19.70] [32:19.70]I've got to take off, but I'll call you about wednesday night, okay? [32:23.10] [32:25.00]Edie, wait. [32:27.30] [32:30.10]Mike and I were going to go see the movies on wednesday, and I just thought it would be fun if you joined us. [32:35.90] [32:35.90]You want me to come with you? [32:37.90] [32:37.90]Yeah. Yeah, that's okay, isn't it, Mike? [32:41.80] [32:41.80]Well, it's, uh, a limited engagement, and it's sold out. I've only got two tickets. [32:47.80] [32:47.80]Edie, wait. [32:49.40] [32:49.40]Um... you should take my ticket. [32:53.70] [32:55.10]Really? [32:57.20] [32:57.20]Is that okay with you, Mike? [32:59.70] [33:00.40]Uh... yeah, sure. [33:04.40] [33:05.10]So, um... [33:07.20] [33:07.20]what time do you want to pick me up? [33:09.90] [33:12.50]Well, um... [33:14.40] [33:30.90]Hang on. [33:32.70] [33:39.00]Ooh. [33:40.40] [33:40.40]You think you can have sex with anyone you want, huh? [33:43.20] [33:45.10]Carlos couldn't help but feel proud of himself. [33:48.50] [33:48.50]After all, he'd just defended his honor. [33:52.00] [33:52.40]Or had he? [33:54.40] [34:09.20]Are you gay? [34:10.60] [34:10.60]Yes. Is that why you're doing this? [34:14.40] [34:15.80]Uh, yeah. [34:17.60] [34:25.20]I'm going to call everyone and be like, "can you buy some chocolates?" [34:27.50] [34:27.50]Ladies. [34:29.00] [34:30.70]Hey, Paul. What's up? [34:32.80] [34:32.80]I wanted to apologize for my outburst yesterday. [34:34.40] [34:34.40]Don't worry about it. We unloaded a lot on you. [34:36.80] [34:36.80]I suppose you're wondering why I reacted so violently to that note. [34:40.40] [34:40.40]Itid cross our minds. [34:42.80] [34:42.80]Well, the truth is [34:44.80] [34:44.80]Mary Alice was not a well perN. She was very troubled. [34:50.30] [34:50.30]Troubled? [34:51.60] [34:51.60]At first, it was harmless. [34:53.40] [34:53.40]She would leave herself notes, [34:54.90] [34:54.90]reminders like "pick up the milk" or "Zach has a dentist appointment." [35:00.00] [35:00.00]But over time, the notes became ugly. [35:01.90] [35:01.90]Hateful messages started showing up. [35:03.80] [35:03.80]Mary alice was writing them to me, to Zach, to herself. [35:08.10] [35:08.10]Really? [35:10.10] [35:10.80]That's why I lost it. [35:12.30] [35:12.30]I was reminded of what Zach and I had been through. [35:16.30] [35:16.30]Paul, I'm so sorry. [35:18.40] [35:18.40]- We had no idea. - No. [35:21.00] [35:21.80]Well, anyway, uh, I'd appreciate it if you kept this to yourselves. [35:26.00] [35:26.00]- Mm-hmm. - Yeah. [35:27.30] [35:27.30]For Zach's sake. [35:28.40] [35:28.40]Of course, of course. [35:30.40] [35:30.40]- Yeah. Okay. - Bye. [35:34.30] [35:36.00]Wow. [35:37.50] [35:37.50]Yeah. [35:39.20] [35:39.20]I think he's lying. [35:41.40] [35:41.40]So do I. [35:43.40] [36:01.50]Bang! Bang! Bang! [36:03.40] [36:03.40]You -- you didn't get me! [36:04.50] [36:04.50]Bang! Bang! Bang! [36:07.70] [36:09.00]Bang! Bang! [36:11.60] [36:16.30]Boys, could you get in here, please? [36:19.30] [36:19.30]He broke my plane. Did not. [36:21.60] [36:21.60]We'll talk about that later. Right now, I need you to take some medicine. [36:24.60] [36:24.60]Are we sick? [36:25.60] [36:25.60]Not exactly. This is a special kind of medicine. [36:27.70] [36:27.70]It's -- it's like a vitamin, and you'll take it every day, okay? [36:32.50] [36:32.50]Okay. [36:33.10] [36:33.10]Oops. [36:35.20] [36:36.20]Stay right there [36:37.90] [36:49.10]Now open up. [36:50.20] [36:50.20]Mnh-mnh. [36:51.30] [36:51.70]- Here, you -- - no way. [36:53.60] [36:54.40]Guy-- here. [36:58.60] [36:58.60]- No. - Mnh-mnh. [37:00.90] [37:02.70]In that moment, Lynette made a decision. [37:06.90] [37:06.90]When it came to dealing with her children, [37:09.90] [37:09.90]medication was no longer an option. [37:13.50] [37:15.00]Of course, given her continuing level of frustration, Lynette also felt a little self-medication couldn't hurt. [37:23.50] [37:32.30]So what's your strategy? [37:34.00] [37:34.00]Are you just never going to speak to me again? [37:37.90] [37:37.90]Something like that. [37:40.20] [37:42.60]I suppose I do owe you an apology. [37:45.70] [37:45.70]Careful. Wouldn't want you to strain yourself. [37:48.70] [37:48.70]I shouldn't have lied to you about your father. [37:51.00] [37:51.00]You and your sister are old enough to handle the truth, and I'm sorry. [37:54.90] [37:54.90]Keep going. [37:56.60] [37:56.60]I'm mad at you for about 7,000 other things. [37:59.40] [37:59.40]If you tnk I'm going to apologize for taking you out of a strip club, you're wrong. [38:03.70] [38:03.70]I consider it one of my finestoments. [38:06.70] [38:12.10]Oh, Andrew. [38:13.90] [38:14.10]I know you blame me for what's happening with your father, but... [38:18.10] [38:18.10]it's not entirely my fault, and I need you to understand that. [38:22.60] [38:25.30]I do. [38:26.60] [38:27.70]I just... I don't want him to leave. [38:31.80] [38:38.00]Neither do I. [38:40.00] [38:41.00]Mom? [38:42.10] [38:42.10]Yeah? [38:44.30] [38:45.00]When can I have my door back? [38:47.50] [38:50.60]Three months. [38:52.20] [38:52.90]Royal oaks was the scene of a hate crime today [38:55.50] [38:55.50]when jonathan lisco, local gay activist and part-time female impersonator, [38:59.91] [38:59.91]was brutally attacked in his home. [39:02.10] [39:02.10]Lisco speculated the attack was in response to his efforts [39:05.60] [39:05.60]to secure same-sex partner insurance coverage from his employer cliffside cable. [39:11.20] [39:11.20]Police are circulating this sketch of the assailant. [39:14.50] [39:14.50]I have to say, you know, certain acts just speak for themselves. [39:17.50] [39:17.50]I've taken a strong stand with my company... is there something [39:21.80] [39:21.80]you want to ask me? [39:22.70] [39:24.70]No. [39:26.20] [39:39.00]You took it, didn't you? [39:41.30] [39:43.50]Good evening, Mrs. Huber. [39:45.20] [39:45.20]It's my own fault for not hiding the cup. [39:47.50] [39:47.50]Obviously, if you're capable of arson, [39:49.20] [39:49.20]I should have known you'd be capable of breaking and entering. [39:52.10] [39:52.80]I don't know what you're talking about, Mrs. Huber. [39:55.30] [39:55.30]I suppose you destroyed it. [39:57.90] [39:57.90]Again, I don't know what you're talking about, but, yeah. I did. [40:04.30] [40:05.30]I was going to keep your secret. It's a shame you couldn't trust me. [40:09.10] [40:10.20]You're a piece of work. [40:12.40] [40:12.40]You know that? [40:14.60] [40:14.60]Oh, Susan, let's not be unpleasant. [40:17.30] [40:17.30]We can go back to the same friendly relationship we've always had. [40:21.60] [40:23.60]I will keep my lawn looking nice, [40:26.10] [40:26.10]and I will make sure that my music isn't played too loud, [40:28.50] [40:28.50]and if I get some of your mail, heck, I'll run it right over, [40:32.10] [40:32.10]'cause that's what good neighbors do. [40:34.70] [40:34.70]But from now on, when I run into you on the street [40:38.30] [40:38.30]and I say "good morning, Mrs. Huber," or "how are you, Mrs.Huber?" [40:43.40] [40:43.40]Just know that inside, I am quietly but decidedly hating your guts. [40:51.90] [40:53.80]Careful, dear. [40:55.50] [40:55.50]Let's not say things we'll live to regret. [40:58.50] [41:01.50]Good evening, Mrs. Huber. [41:04.50] [41:14.20]He actually said Mary Alice was crazy? [41:16.70] [41:16.70]Not in so many words, but everything Paul said certainly made it seem like she was schizophrenic. [41:21.60] [41:21.60]I think he's hiding something. I know it. [41:24.30] [41:24.30]But wait. What about the tape? I mean, she did say that her name was Angela. [41:28.40] [41:28.40]Mary Alice was not crazy. [41:30.90] [41:30.90]Well, my father was a prosecutor, [41:32.10] [41:32.10]and he always said that the simplest explanation was usually the right one. [41:35.80] [41:35.80]But remember what the note said -- [41:37.90] [41:37.90]"I know what you did. It makes me sick, and I'm going to tell." [41:41.20] [41:41.20]That's not the kind of thing someone writes to themselves. [41:44.10] [41:44.10]That's a message sent by an enemy. [41:47.40] [41:55.50]So exactly what is it you hired me to do? [41:59.10] [41:59.10]It's very simple, really -- [42:01.90] [42:01.90]someone sent that note to my wife, [42:04.90] [42:04.90]and I need to know who. [42:07.50] [42:08.90]What type of person would send such a note? [42:13.10] [42:13.10]Was it an enemy? [42:15.10] [42:15.10]Of course. [42:16.80] [42:16.80]But what kind? [42:18.30] [42:18.30]An acquaintance? [42:20.90] [42:20.90]A stranger? [42:22.90] [42:22.90]Or how about... [42:25.00] [42:25.00]a neighbor that lives a few feet away? [42:30.10]

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