絕望的主婦第一季第六集

[00:00.20]Previously on "desperate housewives" [00:01.30] [00:01.30]I know why my mom killed herself. [00:03.00] [00:03.00]Secrets were revealed. [00:04.40] [00:04.40]This is getting really weird. [00:05.70] [00:05.70]I think we should go to the police. [00:06.80] [00:06.80]Relationships got complicated. [00:08.70] [00:08.70]Mama Solis. What are you doing here? [00:10.60] [00:10.60]So you think she's cheating on you? [00:11.90] [00:11.90]I think so. [00:12.60] [00:12.60]I'll take care of it. [00:13.30] [00:13.30]We got a call --something about a break-in. [00:15.70] [00:15.70]I thought I'd seen a lot on the job, but this is something else. [00:18.40] [00:18.40]And the mystery... [00:19.70] [00:19.70]Zach, why did you do this? [00:22.00] [00:22.00]I don't know. [00:22.80] [00:22.80]Deepened. [00:23.80] [00:23.80]Zach. [00:24.90] [00:31.30]Suburbia is a battle ground, [00:33.90] [00:33.90]an arena for all forms of domestic combat. [00:37.50] [00:37.50]Husbands clash with wives, [00:39.50] [00:39.50]parents cross swords with children, [00:41.90] [00:41.90]but the bloodiest battles often involve women [00:45.60] [00:45.60]and their mothers-in-law. [00:47.80] [00:47.80]The war for control of Carlos began the night he proposed, [00:51.50] [00:51.50]and Gabrielle had been losing ground to Juanita ever since. [00:56.00] [00:56.10]From the prenuptial agreement, [00:58.10] [00:58.10]which she reluctantly signed... [01:01.10] [01:04.00]to the selection of wedding music she despised... [01:07.60] [01:10.10]to the color of the house paint she hadn't wanted, [01:13.40] [01:13.40]Gabrielle had suffered one defeat after another. [01:17.60] [01:18.70]And now that Juanita suspected her daughter-in-law of having an affair, [01:23.20] [01:23.20]it had become increasingly apparent in this war... [01:26.70] [01:26.70]Mrs. Solis? I'll be at the market. [01:29.60] [01:29.60]No prisoners would be taken. [01:31.90] [01:32.10]Thank you, Yao Lin. [01:33.80] [01:35.80]I don't see why you have her. [01:37.70] [01:38.80]It's a big house. I need help. [01:41.30] [01:42.30]It's only called help when you do some of the work yourself. [01:45.80] [01:45.80]I supervise. [01:47.70] [01:49.10]You pay her $300 a week. [01:51.70] [01:51.70]Mm-hmm. [01:52.90] [01:52.90]That's $15,000 a year. [01:56.00] [01:56.00]Carlos, you always say how you're not putting away enough for retirement. [02:00.70] [02:00.70]You know, baby, it would be a good idea if we cut back on expenses. [02:03.40] [02:03.40]You expect me to take care of this place all by myself? [02:06.40] [02:06.40]Other women manage. [02:07.90] [02:18.30]Ahem. [02:19.80] [02:31.00]That's nice. [02:32.50] [02:33.60]You like that? [02:34.40] [02:34.40]Oh, yeah. [02:35.60] [02:37.10]God, I'm going to miss this, Carlos. [02:39.40] [02:40.80]What do you mean? [02:42.20] [02:42.90]Well, since... [02:44.90] [02:44.90]I'm going to have to be doing the cooking [02:47.60] [02:47.60]and the cleaning and all the shopping like the other wives... [02:51.00] [02:51.00]mm-hmm. [02:52.00] [02:52.00]I'm going to be exhausted at night, [02:53.90] [02:53.90]just like all the other wives. [02:56.80] [02:57.20]Till I build up my stamina, of course. [03:00.20] [03:00.50]And that might take a couple years. [03:03.10] [03:11.70]Sadly for Juanita, [03:13.20] [03:13.20]she had ignored the first rule of war. [03:16.50] [03:16.50]Good morning, Carlos. [03:17.60] [03:17.60]The maid stays. [03:19.20] [03:21.60]Never underestimate your enemy. [03:25.10] [04:01.80]<font color=F62B97>Episode 6 : Running to Stand Still [04:06.00] [04:07.70]Of the many suburban rituals, [04:09.60] [04:09.60]none is quite so cherished as the neighborhood yard sale. [04:14.40] [04:14.80]The shoppers come to sift through the discarded belongings of someone they don't really know [04:19.80] [04:19.80]in hopes of finding bargains they don't really need, [04:24.00] [04:24.00]each so determined to save a few pennies, [04:27.00] [04:27.00]they often miss hidden treasures. [04:31.30] [04:33.30]Hey, Paul. [04:34.80] [04:35.50]Hi, Susan. [04:36.70] [04:36.70]& nbsp; [04:37.20] [04:37.20]Got to say, I was a little surprised to see Mary Alice's award for sale. [04:40.60] [04:40.60]She got it for doing charity work from the Chamber of Commerce. [04:43.30] [04:43.30]Zach and I are moving. [04:44.50] [04:44.50]We don't need to carry any more with us than is absolutely necessary. [04:47.40] [04:47.40]That makes sense. [04:48.80] [04:48.80]Still, I just wanted to make sure you didn't want to keep it for Zach, [04:52.10] [04:52.10]something to remember his mother by. [04:54.50] [04:54.50]Zach doesn't need a piece of glass to remember his mother. [04:57.10] [04:58.20]I'm out of newspaper. [04:59.80] [05:00.20]Here. [05:01.30] [05:01.40]Let's call it 10 bucks for everything. [05:03.20] [05:03.20]Great. [05:04.40] [05:04.80]Speaking of Zach, [05:06.20] [05:06.20]haven't seen him around lately. [05:08.20] [05:08.20]He's been a bit depressed. [05:09.70] [05:09.70]I thought he could use a change of scenery, so I sent him to stay with relatives. [05:12.40] [05:12.40]Oh. Which ones? [05:14.20] [05:14.20]You don't know them. [05:15.30] [05:16.70]So how'd you get the fat lip? [05:18.90] [05:18.90]The usual way -- asking too many questions. [05:22.00] [05:29.50]Did you find out where Zach is? [05:30.70] [05:30.70]No, but I can tell you this much -- he's not staying with relatives. [05:34.90] [05:35.00]It's driving me crazy, mama. [05:36.50] [05:36.50]I mean, it could be any one of these guys she's having an affair with. [05:38.80] [05:38.80]Don't worry about it. [05:40.10] [05:40.10]I'm not letting her out of my sight. [05:42.20] [05:42.20]Now who the hell is that? [05:44.20] [05:44.30]And look at the way she's touching him. [05:45.39] [05:45.39]You think that's the guy she's having the affair with? [05:47.00] [05:47.00]Carlos, don't be stupid. [05:48.30] [05:48.30]A guy she talks to in public [05:49.91] [05:49.91]isn't someone you're going to worry about. [05:52.00] [05:52.50]So it's someone that she doesn't talk to. [05:54.70] [05:56.10]What do I have to do, [05:57.10] [05:57.10]beat up every guy in town? [05:58.80] [05:58.80]Marriage takes work. [06:00.40] [06:02.20]I'm not surprised he's playing it close to the vest. [06:05.10] [06:05.10]Paul knows we're on to him. [06:06.30] [06:06.30]Zach said Mary Alice killed herself [06:08.01] [06:08.01]because of something that he had done, something bad. [06:10.70] [06:10.70]Is there anyone else who'd know what he was talking about? [06:13.00] [06:13.00]No. That's why we have to find him. It's the only way we'll know the truth. [06:16.70] [06:16.70]It just doesn't make any sense. [06:17.70] [06:17.70]Zach is such a sweet kid. [06:19.30] [06:19.30]I can't imagine him doing anything that terrible. [06:21.30] [06:21.30]Well, he did break into your house. [06:23.10] [06:23.10]I mean, the kid's obviously troubled in some way. [06:26.10] [06:29.60]Severe depression, [06:31.20] [06:31.60]borderline personality disorder -- [06:34.50] [06:34.80]Zach is a deeply troubled young man. [06:37.20] [06:37.20]I'm aware of that. [06:38.80] [06:39.20]What are you giving him? [06:40.30] [06:40.30]Some antidepressants and a mood stabilizer. [06:43.00] [06:43.00]Good. [06:44.20] [06:44.60]I'm also recommending extensive psychotherapy [06:47.30] [06:47.30]to help unearth any repressed memory. [06:48.60] [06:48.60]I don't think so. [06:49.80] [06:52.80]Mr. Young, I can't just medicate him indefinitely. [06:57.40] [06:57.40]Forget the Freud and stick with the drugs. [07:00.50] [07:00.90]No new treatments without my permission. [07:03.40] [07:06.50]I think this is going to be a great version of "Little Red Riding Hood," [07:10.60] [07:10.60]and it is your involvement that make the plays here at Barcliff Academy so special. [07:16.20] [07:16.20]Thank you. [07:17.30] [07:19.40]And now, I would liketo turn over the next part of our meeting to our parent coordinator [07:23.90] [07:23.90]the amazing Maisy Gibbons. [07:26.30] [07:28.80]Thank you, Ms. Truesdale. [07:29.90] [07:29.90]Now, before everyone leaves, we have new copies of the script up here. [07:35.40] [07:35.40]Tilda and Frances and I went to the rehearsal yesterday, [07:39.40] [07:39.40]and we were a little troubled by the ending. [07:42.30] [07:42.60]Killing the wolf -- [07:44.00] [07:44.00]it sends the wrong message to our kids, [07:46.20] [07:46.20]and we believe that animals should only be euthanized as a last resort. [07:51.70] [07:56.10]Do you find something amusing? [07:58.00] [07:58.80]I'm sorry, I thought you were kidding. [08:00.40] [08:00.40]No. [08:01.90] [08:01.90]& nbsp; [08:02.80] [08:02.80]Oh, okay. [08:04.00] [08:04.20]So in our version, the wolf is aggressive because he has a thorn in his paw, [08:09.20] [08:09.20]and the woodsman will take out the thorn and send Mr. Wolf on his way. [08:13.00] [08:13.50]I'm sorry. Aren't we doing "Little Red Riding Hood"? [08:16.10] [08:16.10]Yes. [08:16.90] [08:16.90]So then you are aware that the wolf is a bad guy. [08:19.20] [08:19.20]He eats Little Red's grandma. [08:21.10] [08:21.10]If you let him go, he's just going to chow down on other defenseless old ladies. [08:25.90] [08:26.40]I-I'm sorry. And you are... [08:28.40] [08:28.40]I'm Lynette Scavo. [08:29.50] [08:29.50]My twins just joined. They're playing oak trees. [08:33.50] [08:33.50]Oh, of course. Lynette. [08:35.70] [08:35.70]Uh, let's see. You are signed up to take tickets the night of the show. Is that right? [08:40.90] [08:40.90]Yeah. [08:42.10] [08:42.10]Well, with all due respect, [08:44.10] [08:44.10]let's leave the creative suggestions to the mothers who've assumed the heavy lifting, shall we? [08:50.00] [08:50.50]Sure. [08:51.80] [08:52.50]Whatever. [08:53.80] [08:54.90]I must say, I'm jealous of how much time you two spend together. [08:58.60] [08:58.60]My mother-in-law would never want to hang out with me all day. [09:02.20] [09:02.20]She sounds nice. [09:03.60] [09:04.40]Hey. [09:05.50] [09:05.50]Oh, hey there, you two. [09:08.10] [09:08.90]Hi, John. [09:10.60] [09:11.30]Hi, Mrs. Solis. [09:13.00] [09:13.20]I wasn't aware you two were friends. [09:16.80] [09:17.20]Yeah. We go to the same school. [09:19.90] [09:20.10]Of course you do. [09:21.70] [09:21.70]Mom, if you need anything, we'll be upstairs in my room studying. [09:24.40] [09:24.40]Have fun. [09:25.40] [09:31.50]Doesn't it make you nervous -- [09:32.60] [09:32.60]a boy alone upstairs with Danielle? [09:34.80] [09:34.80]Oh, no, I don't worry about John. [09:36.60] [09:36.60]Both he and Danielle are in the Abstinence Club. [09:39.40] [09:43.10]Coffee's a little hot. [09:45.00] [09:51.60]Susan was infuriated by Paul's evasive answers. [09:55.80] [09:57.30]She was convinced he was deliberately hiding Zach [10:00.50] [10:00.50]and hiding the truth. [10:03.10] [10:04.80]She hoped that finding one would lead to the other. [10:09.20] [10:09.50]To succeed, [10:10.80] [10:10.80]Susan would have to be evasive herself. [10:14.70] [10:18.40]Susan. [10:19.40] [10:19.40]Well, long time no see. [10:20.70] [10:20.70]Mrs. Greenberg. [10:22.40] [10:22.40]Do you remember those two eggs I let you borrow last Christmas? [10:26.90] [10:27.90]I need those back. [10:29.50] [10:29.70]Well, gosh, honey, I'm fresh out, but if you want, I could run to the store. [10:33.50] [10:33.50]Oh, forget about it. It's not that important. [10:37.20] [10:37.70]But since I'm here, do you still have that old hatch back sitting in your garage? [10:42.50] [10:42.50]Can I borrow it tomorrow? [10:43.90] [10:43.90]You want to borrow my car? [10:45.90] [10:45.90]Just for a couple of hours. [10:46.90] [10:46.90]Well, I'm not sure. Do you know how to drive a stick? [10:50.60] [10:50.60]Yes, I think so. I learned in college. [10:53.50] [10:53.50]It's like riding a bike, right? [10:55.60] [10:56.40]I'm not sure, dear. [10:57.40] [10:57.40]It's no big deal. [10:58.80] [10:58.80]It's just for a couple of hours. [10:59.80] [10:59.80]I let you borrow my eggs for a whole year. [11:02.50] [11:04.00]First off, I'm very pleased with the work we've done in our sessions thus far. [11:08.20] [11:08.20]We're making excellent progress. [11:10.20] [11:10.20]Thank you. I feel really good about it. [11:12.50] [11:12.50]But there are a few areas of your marriage we haven't covered yet. [11:16.80] [11:16.80]Oh, really? Like what? [11:19.00] [11:22.10]Um... [11:24.00] [11:24.00]I've told Dr. Goldfine our private sessions that I'm not happy with our sex life. [11:30.10] [11:33.90]And Rex feels that when the two of you have intercourse, [11:38.20] [11:38.20]you're not as connected as you could be. [11:41.10] [11:41.10]Connected? [11:41.80] [11:41.80]Well, yeah. [11:43.00] [11:43.00]It's like you're thinking about other things. [11:45.00] [11:45.00]Is your hair getting messed up, did you remember to buy the tooth paste? [11:48.40] [11:48.40]You're just not there. [11:49.90] [11:49.90]This kind of disconnect is often a symptom of a deeper problem. [11:53.80] [11:53.80]So we were talking, and the idea of a sexual surrogate came up. [11:58.30] [11:58.50]This is a licensed professional who'd work with you as a couple [12:02.10] [12:02.10]on solving whatever sexual problems you may be having. [12:04.80] [12:04.80]I have an excellent referral. [12:07.20] [12:07.20]Hmm. And what would this sexual surrogate person do? [12:11.10] [12:11.10]Well, she would coach us. [12:13.20] [12:13.20]She. [12:13.90] [12:13.90]She's very discreet. You'll hardly notice she's there. [12:17.60] [12:17.60]Oh. [12:19.00] [12:19.00]So she would be in the room with us while we make love? [12:22.70] [12:22.70]Yes, helping us to achieve maximum sexual potential. [12:27.20] [12:27.20]Hmm. [12:28.90] [12:28.90]Do you have any questions? [12:31.20] [12:31.20]Just one. [12:32.90] [12:32.90]How much longer is your midlife crisis going to last? [12:35.10] [12:35.10]Because it is really starting to tick me off. [12:38.20] [12:51.80]All right, everyone's down for a nap. [12:54.10] [12:54.10]We've got no more than an hour. [12:55.50] [12:55.50]Let's get cracking. [12:56.90] [12:56.90]5-card draw, nothing wild. [12:59.00] [13:02.90]So how is it going with Mike, Susan? [13:04.60] [13:04.60]It's going, finally. [13:05.80] [13:05.80]We have our first official date next week. [13:07.40] [13:07.40]I think he's taking me to see a play or something. [13:10.00] [13:10.40]Might I suggest the Barcliff Academy production of "Little Red Riding Hood"? [13:13.90] [13:13.90]Oh, that's right --the twins' stage debut. [13:17.20] [13:17.20]Are they having fun? [13:18.30] [13:18.30]Sure, they get to play oak trees. [13:19.70] [13:19.70]I'm the one that has to deal with all the drama behind the scenes. [13:22.00] [13:22.00]Oh, I take it you've met Maisy Gibbons. [13:23.90] [13:23.90]She's a total nightmare. [13:25.80] [13:25.80]I guess I shouldn't have challenged her. [13:27.50] [13:27.50]Oh, dear. [13:28.10] [13:28.10]Because now no one on the play committee even wants to talk to me. [13:31.30] [13:31.30]Oh, Maisy does love to rule her little kingdom. [13:34.30] [13:34.30]It hasn't really changed since girl scouts. [13:36.30] [13:36.30]Girls smile at you to your face, and then behind your back, they make fun of you [13:39.10] [13:39.10]'cause you're the only one not shaving her legs yet. [13:41.70] [13:41.80]That would have never happened in boy scouts. [13:43.90] [13:43.90]When I worked, mostly with men, I preferred the way they fought. [13:47.10] [13:47.10]A guy takes his opponent on face-to-face, [13:50.00] [13:50.00]and once he's won, he's top dog. [13:52.50] [13:53.30]It's primitive, but it's fair. [13:54.80] [13:54.80]And a lot less sneaky. [13:56.10] [13:56.10]Isn't is sexist of us to generalize like this? [13:59.30] [13:59.30]It's science, Gabrielle. Sociologists have documented this stuff. [14:02.50] [14:02.50]Well, who am I to argue with sociologists? [14:07.50] [14:08.90]Wow, this, uh, this guacamole has got a kick. [14:13.10] [14:13.10]I'm going to run to the little girls' room. [14:15.00] [14:15.00]You guys go ahead. [14:16.00] [14:16.00]I might be a while. [14:17.80] [14:18.50]I hate playing 3-handed poker. Let's take a break. [14:21.20] [14:21.20]I'll play. [14:22.50] [14:22.90]You play poker? [14:23.30] [14:23.30]I used to play a little with my grandfather. [14:25.80] [14:25.80]Pull up a chair. [14:26.80] [14:26.80]Oh, I notice you're just playing for chips. [14:29.20] [14:29.20]My grandfather used to say it's always more fun to play for money. [14:33.00] [14:33.50]Why not? 50 cents a bet? [14:35.20] [14:35.20]Make it a buck. 3-raise limit, $20 buy-in. [14:39.30] [15:06.30]Mrs. Solis. What are you doing? [15:09.40] [15:09.70]Why haven't you returned any of my phone calls? [15:12.60] [15:13.00]I've been busy. [15:14.10] [15:14.10]Yeah, I-I've seen who you've been busy with. [15:16.30] [15:16.30]Danielle? Come on. I mean, she's just a friend. [15:19.80] [15:19.80]Well, before you get any friendlier, let me remind you, [15:22.80] [15:22.80]I can do things to you she can't even pronounce. [15:25.10] [15:25.10]Well, a lot of good it does me, with your mother-in-law following you around all the time. [15:28.90] [15:29.30]Look, maybe we should just cool it for a while. [15:32.30] [15:32.30]Oh, no, John, please don't say that. [15:34.30] [15:34.30]I have everything under control. [15:36.80] [15:41.80]Now give me a boost. [15:43.60] [15:44.50]Hey. So what did I miss? [15:47.70] [15:47.70]Not much. Just a few friendly hands of poker with the girls. [15:51.30] [16:07.10]As I'm sure you have all heard, [16:09.00] [16:09.00]Celia Bond broke her wrist playing tennis, [16:12.00] [16:12.00]which means we are now in desperate need of someone to do the costumes. [16:15.60] [16:15.60]I'm keeping my fingers crossed here. Are there any volunteers? [16:19.30] [16:19.30]I'll do it. [16:21.00] [16:21.00]Really? That's a --do you know how to sew? [16:23.60] [16:23.60]Absolutely. [16:25.70] [16:26.20]Well, uh, great. Thank you, Lynette. [16:29.90] [16:35.90]Okay, so now that I'm going to do some heavy lifting, [16:40.30] [16:40.30]I believe I have the right to talk about the changes made to the script. [16:44.20] [16:48.50]Um... [16:50.00] [16:50.80]ladies [16:52.30] [16:53.40]We all grew up with "Little Red Riding Hood," [16:55.30] [16:55.30]and we survived it, scary stuff and all, [16:57.30] [16:57.30]so I say to hell with political correctness. [17:00.10] [17:00.10]Let our kids experience this classic like it was meant to be enjoyed. [17:04.60] [17:04.60]Let's kill the damn wolf, and just put on the best show we can. [17:07.90] [17:14.30]Thank you, Lynette, for that impassioned speech, [17:17.60] [17:17.60]but I believe that ship has sailed. [17:20.00] [17:20.00]No, it hasn't. We still have time to change the ending back. [17:24.60] [17:26.00]And, you know, Maisy, it is just a fairy tale. [17:29.00] [17:29.00]I don't think it will upset the children. [17:31.90] [17:31.90]Well, I think you're wrong. [17:33.00] [17:33.00]Well, that's what so great about being in a democracy. [17:36.00] [17:36.00]Everyone's entitled to their opinion. [17:38.10] [17:38.10]Also, everyone has a right to vote, [17:41.00] [17:41.00]so all in favor of the woodsman going medieval on the big bad wolf's ass... [17:46.50] [18:19.30]Oh! Oh! [18:20.60] [19:07.00]Dr. Goldfine. [19:08.80] [19:09.50]Bree. [19:10.70] [19:10.70]You're dining alone? [19:12.40] [19:12.40]Actually, I am. [19:13.40] [19:13.40]Well, what a coincidence. So am I. [19:15.70] [19:15.70]Seems a shame for us to eat by ourselves. Shall I pull up a chair? [19:19.70] [19:19.80]Bree, it's nothing personal, but I never socialize with clients. [19:24.20] [19:24.60]Oh. [19:26.00] [19:26.50]Oh, I get it. [19:27.60] [19:27.60]I'm so sorry. Of course, it's -- it's in appropriate. [19:31.30] [19:32.30]It's just that after what happened yesterday, there's so much I need to say, because -- [19:36.40] [19:40.70]I suppose it can wait. [19:42.30] [20:09.30]No, Lynette, I'm sorry. Juanita's taking a bath. [20:12.40] [20:13.40]Well, how much did she win from you? [20:15.30] [20:16.00]Jeez. [20:17.50] [20:18.30]Yeah, I guess she'll take a check. [20:20.80] [20:20.80]Okay. [20:21.70] [20:22.40]All right, bye. [20:23.60] [20:24.30]What was that about? [20:25.70] [20:25.70]Turns out your mother is quite the card shark. [20:28.20] [20:28.20]You let her play cards. [20:29.90] [20:29.90]How long did she play? [20:31.00] [20:31.00]Not that long. Why? [20:32.50] [20:34.50]Carlos, what is it? [20:36.10] [20:40.40]I never told you this, but my mother had a serious gambling problem. [20:45.30] [20:46.00]Was this before we were married? [20:48.10] [20:49.10]Yeah. [20:50.40] [20:50.70]It was bad. [20:52.10] [20:52.20]She went into debt. [20:54.30] [20:54.30]She dipped into her savings, started hocking jewelry. [20:57.70] [20:57.70]Honey, it was only a small neighborhood game. [21:00.00] [21:00.00]But it doesn't take much for her to fall off the wagon. [21:03.60] [21:03.60]I know she seems like a very strong woman, but -- [21:06.30] [21:06.30]she has a major weakness. [21:08.50] [21:10.50]Honey... [21:11.80] [21:12.30]oh. [21:13.50] [21:13.50]It's okay. [21:15.20] [21:15.20]You were right to tell me this. [21:17.40] [21:19.10]And you understand I have to treat this as a session. [21:22.30] [21:22.30]Of course. That's fine. [21:24.30] [21:24.30]Shall I, um, include the meal? [21:26.50] [21:26.50]Oh, no. We'll split that. [21:28.40] [21:29.10]Okay. [21:30.10] [21:34.40]So let's talk about yesterday. [21:36.50] [21:36.50]Uh, do you think there might have been some truth in what Rex said? [21:40.00] [21:40.00]No, I don't. [21:41.80] [21:41.90]Bree, you know, it's not uncommon for people experiencing sexual repression to distance themselves during the act. [21:49.20] [21:49.20]Is that how you see me --as some sort of prude who just lays there like a cold fish? [21:54.50] [21:55.20]I love sex. [21:57.20] [21:57.20]All right. [21:58.10] [21:58.10]I love everything about it -- [22:00.00] [22:00.00]the sensations, the smells. [22:02.80] [22:02.80]I especially love the feel of a man, [22:05.20] [22:05.20]all that muscle and sinew pressed against my body. [22:08.40] [22:08.40]And then, when you add friction... [22:11.50] [22:11.50]mm. [22:13.40] [22:14.30]The tactile sensation of running my tongue over a man's nipple ever so gently. [22:19.30] [22:19.30]And then there's the act itself -- [22:20.90] [22:20.90]two bodies becoming one in that final eruption of pleasure. [22:25.80] [22:27.00]To be honest, the only thing I don't like about sex is the scrotum. [22:29.90] [22:29.90]I mean, obviously, it has its practical applications, but I'm just not a fan. [22:34.10] [22:35.50]Can I get you something? [22:37.00] [22:37.50]Uh, just the check, please. [22:40.20] [22:40.70]Sir, you haven't ordered yet. [22:43.40] [22:43.40]Oh. [22:45.10] [22:48.40]We're not shopping? [22:49.00] [22:49.00]Oh, I thought we'd stop here for lunch first. [22:51.10] [22:51.10]This place has the best buffet in town -- all-you-can-eat crab legs. [22:54.80] [22:56.60]Oh, no. [22:57.90] [22:58.30]What's wrong? Let's go. [23:00.20] [23:00.20]I didn't realize how late it was. [23:01.90] [23:01.90]They're only holding the suede mini for me until 2:00. If we stay, I'll never make it. [23:05.70] [23:05.70]We'll just have lunch at the mall. [23:07.50] [23:07.50]Wait. Uh... [23:09.40] [23:09.40]I'm really in the mood for crab legs. [23:11.40] [23:11.40]Why don't you just drop me off, and you can come back? [23:13.40] [23:13.40]Well, if the mall's crowded, it might take over an hour. [23:16.20] [23:16.20]It's a buffet. There's no rush. [23:19.60] [23:25.00]Hi, John. [23:26.30] [23:26.30]Motel, 10 minutes. Be there. [23:29.20] [23:32.60]All right, off you go. Thanks. [23:34.70] [23:34.70]Ooh, Lynette. [23:36.20] [23:36.30]I couldn't help but notice you forgot the coonskin on that hunter's coonskin cap. [23:40.20] [23:40.20]Oh, yeah. [23:42.30] [23:42.30]That was a creative call. [23:44.60] [23:46.60]Look, I'm in the middle of a costume crisis, [23:48.40] [23:48.40]and if I don't take a few shortcuts, I'll never finish. [23:50.70] [23:50.70]Well, Jordana Geist manages to get her work done. [23:54.60] [23:54.60]She runs the concessions, paints the sets, [23:57.10] [23:57.10]and still has time to take care of her three kids and a husband. [24:00.80] [24:00.80]Now, we can't have the students suffer [24:02.80] [24:02.80]just because you don't understand the concept of time management. [24:07.40] [24:07.40]I hardly think the kids are going to suffer without a clump of fur on their heads. [24:11.40] [24:11.70]Okay. [24:12.70] [24:12.70]I'll make a creative call. [24:14.50] [24:14.50]We'll cut the oak trees. [24:16.80] [24:17.00]That forest is looking a little dense anyway. [24:20.00] [24:21.40]My boys are the oak trees. [24:23.60] [24:23.60]Are they? [24:25.00] [24:25.00]Well, I wouldn't worry. [24:26.80] [24:26.80]We'll find something for them to do backstage. [24:29.50] [24:29.50]That's where the real action is. [24:31.60] [24:32.70]I'll finish the costumes. [24:34.40] [24:34.40]Well, crisis averted. [24:37.30] [24:44.00]You have lost your mind. [24:45.60] [24:45.60]I checked upon this Silvercrest place. [24:47.90] [24:47.90]It's a treatment centerfor troubled kids. [24:49.60] [24:49.60]Who's going to notice one more? [24:51.00] [24:51.00]I create the distraction, you blend in and find Zach. [24:54.60] [24:54.60]How am I supposed to blend in with a bunch of messed-up teenagers? [24:57.40] [24:57.40]I don't know, Julie. [24:58.80] [24:58.80]Pretend to be bulimic. Gag a little. [25:01.80] [25:01.80]Come on. Work with me here. [25:04.20] [25:04.20]Mom, when this is over, we need to talk about your parenting skills. [25:07.10] [25:07.60]Okay. [25:08.60] [25:08.60]Fine, you don't want to help me, [25:10.10] [25:10.10]I'm not going to force you. [25:11.40] [25:11.40]It's not that I don't want to, it's just... [25:14.40] [25:14.40]why does this mean so much to you? [25:16.80] [25:17.00]'Cause Mary Alice was a wonderful person, [25:19.00] [25:19.00]and now all anybody thinks about her [25:20.60] [25:20.60]is that she went off the deep end and did this terrible, selfish thing. [25:24.40] [25:24.40]And I think there's more to it than that. [25:26.60] [25:26.60]She was my friend, Julie, [25:28.80] [25:28.80]and I owe it to her to find out the truth. [25:32.20] [25:43.10]Juanita, what's wrong? [25:44.60] [25:55.40]Juanita. [25:56.80] [25:58.50]I didn't go to the buffet. [26:00.40] [26:00.40]I went gambling instead, and I lost. [26:03.00] [26:03.00]Well, how much did you have on you? [26:04.70] [26:04.70]It couldn't have been much. [26:06.40] [26:06.50]I used Carlos's credit card. [26:09.00] [26:09.40]Okay, well, how much did you charge? [26:11.60] [26:11.60]I don't know. It stopped working. [26:13.60] [26:13.60]What do you mean, it stopped working? [26:15.20] [26:15.20]This thing has, like, a $15,000 credit limit. [26:18.50] [26:20.80]Oh. [26:21.80] [26:41.50]The man at the desk said there were no vacant rooms. [26:44.30] [26:44.30]Mind if I bunk with you? [26:46.40] [26:46.40]Bree, what are you doing here? [26:48.80] [26:48.90]It's a little chilly out here. [26:50.80] [26:50.80]Do you mind if we discuss this inside? [26:53.50] [26:55.20]Come on in. [26:56.50] [27:03.50]Sure is nice and toasty in here. [27:06.10] [27:09.70]You look amazing. [27:11.10] [27:11.80]Thanks. [27:13.00] [27:13.00]I was hoping you'd notice. [27:15.50] [27:18.60]Well, it certainly isn't the Ritz, [27:20.40] [27:20.40]but it has all the essentials. [27:23.00] [27:31.00]I don't know what to say. [27:32.30] [27:32.30]Well, then, perhaps you should say nothing. [27:36.30] [27:47.50]Take it off. [27:49.10] [28:04.00]Rex. [28:04.70] [28:04.70]Mm, yeah? [28:05.40] [28:05.40]Baby, just, um... [28:08.30] [28:08.30]mm, I just need a minute. [28:09.30] [28:09.30]What? [28:11.00] [28:13.10]Sweetie, just leave it, will you? [28:14.70] [28:14.70]Okay. [28:15.30] [28:15.30]Just leave it. [28:17.10] [28:30.00]Oh. [28:31.30] [28:33.80]Okay, baby. Where were we? [28:36.60] [28:36.60]I told you to leave it. [28:38.80] [28:38.90]I'm sorry. I just -- [28:41.10] [28:42.20]Aw, come on. Are you going to make a big deal about this? [28:45.90] [28:48.00]You know... [28:49.80] [28:51.10]to tell you the truth... [28:53.50] [28:54.20]now is not really a good time for me. [28:57.20] [29:06.20]Well, it's obvious you've never had to remove a cheese stain. [29:09.60] [29:16.80]Seriously, I'm going to be fine. [29:18.30] [29:18.30]Yeah -- ow. Okay. Thanks anyway. Bye-bye. [29:21.70] [29:21.90]Well, I'm a little ahead with my painting. [29:24.00] [29:24.00]Do you need some help? [29:25.50] [29:25.90]Oh, Jordana, you are a life saver. Thank you. [29:29.50] [29:29.50]Here, these pieces need trim. [29:32.50] [29:32.80]I'll help for as long as I can, but I have a lot on my plate tonight. [29:35.50] [29:35.50]I have to make 25 mini-quiches for my book club. [29:38.00] [29:38.50]You're not human, are you? [29:39.80] [29:39.80]You were sent by aliens to make the human race feel inadequate. [29:43.10] [29:44.20]Seriously, how do --how do you cram it all in? [29:47.30] [29:50.00]Can you keep a secret? [29:51.50] [29:51.50]Um, sure. [29:53.80] [30:05.00]That's A.D.D. medication. [30:07.10] [30:07.10]Well, my kids take this --or they almost did. [30:09.00] [30:09.00]I thought it was supposed to calm you down. [30:10.70] [30:10.70]Mnh-mnh. Has the opposite effect if you don't have attention-deficit disorder. [30:14.60] [30:14.60]Ever chug a pot of turkish coffee? [30:16.60] [30:17.70]Seriously -- y-you're taking your kids' medication? [30:20.40] [30:20.40]Once in a while. [30:22.20] [30:22.20]Do you want a couple? [30:23.10] [30:23.10]Oh, that's very kind of you, [30:25.10] [30:25.10]but I just smoked some crack a little while ago, so they better not mix. [30:29.10] [30:33.20]This is what we'll do -- [30:34.10] [30:34.10]I'll sell some old jewelry, pay off the credit card, [30:36.50] [30:36.50]and Carlos will never find out. [30:38.20] [30:38.20]You would do that for me? [30:40.00] [30:40.00]Of course I would. Why wouldn't I? [30:41.40] [30:41.40]Well, for starters, you hate me. [30:43.80] [30:43.80]Oh, that is overstating it... [30:46.20] [30:46.20]a little. [30:47.60] [30:49.70]The bottom line is, no matter how much I dislike you, I love Carlos more. [30:53.30] [30:57.00]If Carlos finds out about the money, he'll be devastated. [30:59.80] [30:59.80]I don't want to see him hurt. [31:01.50] [31:01.50]You don't have to believe I'm a good person, [31:03.20] [31:03.20]but at least believe I care about my husband. [31:06.10] [31:09.10]Fine. To heck with it. [31:11.10] [31:11.10]I'm not going to risk my neck to protect you. [31:13.50] [31:13.50]I'm calling Carlos. [31:15.50] [31:16.30]Juanita might have been the gambler of the family... [31:19.90] [31:24.00]Wait. I believe you. [31:25.70] [31:25.70]But Gabrielle was the one who knew how to bluff. [31:30.00] [31:37.30]Hi, I'm Susan Mayer. [31:39.00] [31:39.00]I have an appointment to see Dr. Sicker. [31:40.60] [31:40.60]Yes, yes. He's expecting you. Let me get him for you. [31:43.80] [31:56.50]Hi. I'm Dr. Sicker. [31:58.60] [31:58.60]Susan Mayer. [31:59.70] [32:00.10]So you're here doing research for a children's book. [32:02.50] [32:02.50]I sure am. [32:04.00] [32:15.60]Zach? [32:17.30] [32:19.00]Oh. Hi, Julie. [32:22.40] [32:23.90]What's wrong with you? [32:25.10] [32:25.10]Just all these pills they make me take. [32:27.70] [32:29.80]They kind of make me sleepy. [32:31.50] [32:32.60]What are you doing here? [32:33.80] [32:33.80]I came to see how you were and to ask you something. [32:37.60] [32:37.60]Look, I don't have much time. [32:40.30] [32:41.00]What is it? [32:41.80] [32:41.80]Last week, you told Mrs. Van de Kamp that your mom killed herself because of something you did, [32:45.90] [32:45.90]something bad. [32:47.70] [32:47.90]What were you talking about? [32:49.90] [32:52.90]After my mom died, I started remembering things that happened when I was little. [32:57.00] [32:59.90]What happened to Dana. [33:01.90] [33:01.90]Dana? Who's Dana? [33:04.10] [33:04.10]What are you doing here? [33:05.90] [33:07.00]I was just visiting my friend. [33:09.20] [33:09.20]This patient is not allowed visitors. [33:12.50] [33:14.30]I guess I have to go. [33:16.80] [33:17.90]I am so sorry, Zach. [33:20.90] [33:37.00]Hi. [33:38.40] [33:40.50]I don't want to disturb you. I've just, uh... [33:43.10] [33:43.30]left some important papers here. [33:45.60] [33:47.60]What are you doing? [33:48.80] [33:49.30]I'm repairing a chipped mug. [33:51.60] [33:51.60]Why don't you just buy a new one? [33:53.70] [33:54.10]Because I think it's better to fix what you already have. [33:57.50] [34:00.60]Listen, um... [34:02.50] [34:05.40]about what happened today... [34:06.80] [34:06.80]you humiliated me, Rex, [34:09.10] [34:09.10]for no good reason. [34:10.90] [34:12.00]I'm sorry. [34:13.20] [34:13.20]I was there, I was willing. [34:15.50] [34:15.60]Normal men don't say no to that. [34:17.80] [34:17.80]You -- you upset me. [34:20.60] [34:20.60]See, but I don't think that's the reason. [34:24.10] [34:24.30]After I left the motel, [34:25.70] [34:25.70]I, um, did some thinking about us and [34:29.00] [34:29.00]our sex life, [34:30.10] [34:30.10]and I realized there has been a disconnect, [34:32.90] [34:33.30]but it's coming from you. [34:34.60] [34:34.60]That's ridiculous. [34:36.50] [34:37.30]How many years have we been making love when you've started to ask me something, [34:40.60] [34:40.60]but then you stop? [34:41.80] [34:41.80]I-I don't know what you're talking about. [34:43.50] [34:43.50]You are unhappy with our sex life because you're not getting something from me, [34:47.70] [34:47.70]but you're simply too afraid to ask. [34:49.60] [34:49.60]My -- my problem with our sex life is that you can't stop thinking about the housework. [34:53.30] [34:53.30]Well, if that's the case, then take me right here, right now. [34:56.00] [34:56.00]The house is spotless, there are no burritos lying around to pull my focus. [35:00.30] [35:00.40]I'm not in the mood. [35:01.50] [35:01.50]Why not? [35:03.50] [35:03.90]We haven't had sex for months, Rex. [35:05.50] [35:05.50]Most normal, red-blooded men would be climbing the walls by now. [35:09.10] [35:09.10]Please don't do this. [35:10.30] [35:10.30]Rex, whatever you want, I'll go there with you. [35:15.00] [35:15.00]I will go there with you. You just have to say it out loud. [35:17.70] [35:17.70]Tell me. What do you want? What do you need? [35:20.90] [35:20.90]- I need for you to stop talking like this. - Why? [35:22.60] [35:22.60]Because you sound like a whore. [35:24.50] [35:24.50]No, I don't. I sound like a woman whose husband won't touch her. [35:27.70] [35:35.30]Rex, [35:36.30] [35:36.30]after Mary Alice killed herself, [35:39.00] [35:39.00]it -- it all hit me. [35:40.70] [35:40.70]We all have our secrets, and I think it's time for you to tell me yours. [35:44.30] [35:56.80]I'm going. [35:58.40] [36:10.00]That night, while most of Wisteria Lane dreamt the night away, [36:13.00] [36:14.20]Lynette was in the middle of her own personal nightmare. [36:18.50] [36:18.80]Determined her boys would not miss their fairy tale debut, [36:23.10] [36:23.10]Lynette had stayed up 18 hours straight sewing. [36:27.90] [36:29.00]But she began to fear her story would not have a happy ending. [36:34.20] [36:39.60]Luckily for Lynette, she had a magic potion handy. [36:44.80] [36:47.50]And once she had taken it... [36:50.30] [36:54.10]the magic kept working... [36:56.70] [37:00.50]and working... [37:02.80] [37:05.30]and working. [37:07.40] [37:11.10]It wasn't until noon that Lynette finally took a break, [37:14.90] [37:14.90]and the reality of what she had done [37:17.70] [37:17.70]began to sink in. [37:20.10] [37:21.00]My, what big eyes you have. [37:23.90] [37:28.90]Mama Juanita, I'm going to the store. Do you need anything? [37:32.00] [37:32.00]I'm fine, thank you. [37:34.00] [37:36.40]So what's been going on with her? [37:38.30] [37:38.30]Have you found anything out yet? [37:40.00] [37:40.00]Actually, Carlos, the more I watch her, [37:42.30] [37:42.30]the more I think she's probably not stepping out on you. [37:46.40] [37:46.40]Really? [37:47.30] [37:47.30]Yeah. She's not perfect, lord knows, [37:51.20] [37:51.20]but she loves you. [37:52.70] [37:52.70]I can tell. [37:54.90] [37:56.20]Mama. [37:57.70] [37:57.70]Oh, you don't know what a relief it is to hear that. [38:00.00] [38:03.00]Well, you know, it's funny. [38:04.70] [38:04.70]I really think she loves you, too. [38:06.40] [38:06.40]Oh? [38:08.00] [38:10.90]I got concerned when I heard you played poker with her friends, [38:15.30] [38:15.30]so I told her about your little problem. [38:18.70] [38:21.20]You told her about my gambling problem. [38:24.00] [38:24.00]Don't be mad, mama. [38:25.40] [38:25.40]I just didn't want you slipping into old habits. [38:28.00] [38:28.00]And Gabrielle was very concerned about you. [38:30.20] [38:30.20]She knew. [38:32.60] [38:37.50]I don't get it. [38:38.70] [38:38.70]I've gone through all your yearbooks, [38:40.20] [38:40.20]and you and Zach never went to school with anybody named Dana. [38:43.10] [38:43.10]He didn't say it was somebody we went to school with. [38:45.50] [38:45.50]Well, did it sound like a relative? [38:47.60] [38:47.60]He said Dana. It sounded like Dana. [38:49.80] [38:49.80]Unless he was using a code, that's all I got. [38:52.70] [38:52.80]Okay, give me a break here. I'm just grasping at straws. [38:56.50] [38:57.20]I'm sorry. It's -- I'm worried about Zach. [39:01.10] [39:01.10]It's just really creepy in there. [39:02.70] [39:03.10]Can't we get him out? [39:04.60] [39:04.60]Honey, it's up to his father. [39:06.90] [39:08.60]Then I at least want to visit again. [39:10.00] [39:10.00]I don't think that's a good idea, either. [39:12.00] [39:12.00]Why? [39:13.30] [39:16.30]I just have a feeling. [39:19.10] [39:29.20]Juanita was now more convinced than ever that her treacherous daughter-in-law was having an affair, [39:35.20] [39:35.20]but the question remained, [39:37.20] [39:37.20]with whom? [39:39.10] [39:52.50]And suddenly... [39:54.80] [39:56.20]Juanita remembered it wasn't the men Gabrielle talked to that she had to worry about. [40:02.40] [40:07.70]Jordana, Maisy. [40:09.10] [40:09.10]Here are the costumes, right on time. [40:12.00] [40:12.40]Thank you, Lynette. [40:14.10] [40:17.70]This is a bit awkward. [40:19.00] [40:19.00]There has been an oversight with the programs. [40:22.40] [40:22.70]Celia Bond is still credited with costumes. [40:25.80] [40:25.80]They forgot to tell the printer. [40:28.00] [40:28.70]Uh-huh. [40:30.60] [40:32.60]incidentally, who is "they," as in "they forgot to tell the printer"? [40:36.60] [40:37.60]That would be me. [40:38.80] [40:40.20]I'm sorry, [40:41.60] [40:41.60]but I was just so overworked this week, what with all the script changes that you demanded. [40:46.00] [40:46.00]Uh-huh. Well, these things happen. [40:49.40] [40:50.50]Oh. Thanks. Be right back. [40:52.90] [40:54.70]Would you do something with this? It looks like roadkill. [40:57.80] [41:01.10]Okay, lady, that's it. [41:02.90] [41:05.40]I beg your pardon? [41:06.50] [41:06.50]Maisy, we have kids the same age, [41:07.90] [41:07.90]which means there are years ahead of us having to deal with each other, [41:11.50] [41:11.50]so instead of playing all these petty games, why don't we put an end to this right now? [41:15.80] [41:16.30]What are you saying? [41:18.30] [41:18.30]Let's take it outside. [41:19.60] [41:19.60]Let's take what outside? [41:21.20] [41:21.20]Your sorry ass. We're throwing down. [41:23.40] [41:23.40]You are crazy. [41:24.50] [41:24.50]Just being practical. [41:26.00] [41:26.00]Isn't it better to settle this once and for all, [41:27.90] [41:27.90]rather than endure all this alpha mom crap until our kids graduate, hmm? [41:33.10] [41:33.10]Come on. [41:34.30] [41:34.30]I'll even let you take the first shot. [41:36.50] [41:46.50]I don't have time for this. [41:48.00] [41:48.00]Yeah, I didn't think so. [41:50.00] [41:50.00]And just so you know, next spring, when we do "Bambi," [41:53.30] [41:53.30]his mother's going to take a slug to the heart, [41:55.30] [41:55.30]and you're going to like it! [41:57.30] [42:06.80]The search for power begins when we're quite young. [42:10.70] [42:10.70]As children, we're taught that the power of good [42:13.50] [42:13.50]triumphs over the power of evil. [42:16.50] [42:16.90]But as we get older, [42:18.60] [42:18.60]we realize that nothing is ever that simple. [42:22.90] [42:23.60]Traces of evil [42:25.50] [42:25.50]always remain. [42:27.80]

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