絕望的主婦第二季第三集

[00:02.96]Previously on "desperate housewives," [00:04.71] [00:04.75]as one affair ends... [00:05.88] [00:05.92]we don't have to sneak around anymore. [00:07.50] [00:07.54]We can have a real relationship. [00:09.25] [00:09.30]Another begins. Edie! [00:10.80] [00:10.84]I had asked her if she'd like to live together, [00:12.97] [00:13.01]and she said yes. [00:13.72] [00:13.76]And yet another... [00:14.55] [00:14.59]this is rex's mother phyllis. [00:16.22] [00:16.26]Claims. This is joe flannery. [00:17.26] [00:17.30]Are you aware that my daughter-in-law has a boyfriend? [00:20.52] [00:20.56]Is exposed. [00:21.68] [00:21.73]It's not going to break your heart to leave those sad,little faces behind? [00:24.60] [00:24.64]And while some people can't wait to get out of the house, [00:27.69] [00:27.73]others are being kept there, [00:29.32] [00:29.36]against their will. [00:31.90] [00:40.74]Now which one is rex's headstone? [00:42.50] [00:42.54]I always forget. [00:44.12] [00:44.16]It's right down this row. [00:46.08] [00:46.12]Oh. Oh, yes. [00:48.38] [00:48.42]That's right. [00:49.96] [00:50.00]Over the years, bree van de kamp had grown increasingly concerned [00:54.51] [00:54.51]over her mother-in-law's forgetfulness. [00:57.26] [00:57.30]Oh, honey, did I forget to take the pins out of that dress? [01:01.35] [01:01.39]Her lapses had become more frequent... [01:04.52] [01:04.64]sweetie, didn't I tell you I was going to paint that chair? [01:08.73] [01:08.81]More glaring... [01:10.94] [01:12.11]oh,dear. Didn't I mention I waxed the floor? [01:15.70] [01:15.74]And more dangerous. [01:18.78] [01:19.12]Yes, bree was worried about phyllis' faulty memory, [01:23.50] [01:23.58]but she was more than happy to remind her, [01:26.54] [01:26.58]especially when it came to the important things. [01:30.00] [01:30.04]So have you given any thought to when you might be ending your visit? [01:34.17] [01:35.30]- What? - Have I become a burden? [01:38.55] [01:38.59]Is that what you're saying? [01:40.05] [01:40.09]I was simply asking when you were planning to leave. [01:43.68] [01:43.72]There was no agenda behind the question. [01:46.52] [01:46.64]Oh. I-I don't know. [01:50.73] [01:52.90]Why don't we play it by ear? [01:55.24] [01:55.32]Yes, let's. [01:57.95] [02:00.95]What on earth? [02:02.45] [02:02.49]Oh,my god. [02:04.12] [02:04.16]What happened? [02:06.12] [02:06.20]It looks like someone dug rex up. [02:08.67] [02:08.71]Well, I got that, but why? [02:11.13] [02:11.17]Why would they do that? [02:13.13] [02:13.80]I don't know. [02:16.09] [02:16.38]Unless... [02:18.63] [02:18.97]unless what? [02:20.59] [02:20.64]Maybe this has something to do with that insurance investigator. [02:25.64] [02:25.68]Insurance investigator? [02:27.39] [02:27.43]He came by asking all sorts of questions. [02:30.69] [02:30.73]I don't know what you're talking about, phyllis. [02:32.90] [02:32.94]Maybe you were at the store. [02:34.65] [02:34.65]Anyway, he was very suspicious. [02:38.57] [02:38.61]Suspicious? [02:39.74] [02:39.78]Oh,yes. He has a theory that rex didn't die of a heart attack. [02:44.66] [02:44.70]He thinks he was poisoned. [02:46.87] [02:46.91]It was in that moment bree could finally see the truth. [02:51.12] [02:51.17]Did I not mention that? [02:53.54] [02:53.58]Her mother-in-law's memory was fine. [02:56.88] [02:57.01]It was her soul that was faulty. [03:00.43] [03:39.34]Transcript: cfsmp3 Sync: Narkond [03:42.51] [03:44.59]The parties took place on the front lawn of 4347 wisteria lane [03:49.22] [03:49.27]every sunday afternoon. [03:52.35] [03:52.48]Chloe pendergast would bring the tea set, [03:55.61] [03:55.65]which was appropriate, [03:57.06] [03:57.06]since she was the hostess. [04:00.11] [04:00.28]Brittany chries provided formal attire from her mother's closet. [04:05.74] [04:06.45]And marissa anne mckay invited the additional guests, [04:11.12] [04:11.16]some of whom hadn't been to a party in years. [04:15.50] [04:15.96]Of course, it never occurred to the three young girls [04:19.34] [04:19.34]that while they were busy playing out their fantasy, [04:23.05] [04:23.34]one of the older girls in the neighborhood [04:25.72] [04:25.76]was engaging in a fantasy of her own. [04:30.14] [05:02.88]- hey... - oh, hi, mrs. Solis. [05:04.17] [05:04.22]- Ralph. - Off to the mall again? [05:06.47] [05:06.51]You know me. [05:07.89] [05:07.93]There was nothing gabrielle enjoyed as much as shopping. [05:13.47] [05:15.56]And even when she couldn't afford to take anything home, [05:19.27] [05:19.27]she took satisfaction in looking... [05:22.86] [05:23.11]at the merchandise. [05:25.95] [05:50.64]Hey, susan. [05:51.60] [05:51.64]What's goin' on? [05:52.72] [05:52.72]It's karl's weekend to have julie, [05:54.72] [05:54.77]and they're always back by 6. [05:55.89] [05:55.93]That's our custody agreement, [05:56.98] [05:57.02]back by 6, and it's after 6. [05:58.98] [05:58.98]It's like 6:15. [06:00.15] [06:00.19]Well, see? There you go. [06:02.27] [06:02.32]I'm sure they just forgot. [06:03.98] [06:04.03]Well, I have a court order. [06:05.28] [06:05.32]It's out of my hands. [06:07.03] [06:07.15]Yeah, it'd still be nice if you gave him a grace period. [06:09.82] [06:09.91]Oh, I'm being nice. [06:11.20] [06:11.20]I could have him arrested. [06:12.70] [06:12.70]I mean, don't get me wrong. [06:13.83] [06:13.87]I am all for julie spending time with karl. [06:16.04] [06:16.08]He is still her dad, [06:17.54] [06:17.58]and she loves him. [06:18.79] [06:18.83]But... [06:19.46] [06:19.50]but he's with edie. [06:21.17] [06:21.21]I mean, she's not exactly the maternal type. [06:23.88] [06:23.92]I wouldn't be a good mother if I wasn't concerned. [06:25.92] [06:25.92]I mean, who knows what passes for a kid-friendly, [06:28.67] [06:28.72]good time in there? [06:29.68] [06:29.72]Drugs? Porn? Smoking? [06:33.60] [06:36.85]doesn't sound like they're having an orgy in there. [06:40.31] [06:48.61]obviously, they saw us coming. [06:52.91] [06:57.62]whoo! That's a strike! [06:59.16] [06:59.21]Hey, guys! [07:00.12] [07:00.16]Hey! Look who's here! [07:03.33] [07:03.42]Parker, guess what I got. [07:05.38] [07:05.42]What? [07:06.17] [07:06.21]School supplies. [07:07.38] [07:07.42]School supplies?! [07:08.67] [07:08.71]Yeah, and the best part of it is I got you a really cool backpack. [07:17.39] [07:17.43]Whoa, look at that. [07:18.93] [07:18.97]Pretty neat, huh? [07:20.39] [07:20.43]Wow. Thanks. [07:22.06] [07:22.10]So on your first day of school, [07:23.69] [07:23.77]you and your dad can find your cubby and you can hang it up. [07:27.23] [07:27.44]You're not taking me? [07:29.07] [07:29.07]Actually, your dad's going to take you to school on your first day. [07:31.49] [07:31.49]Yeah, just me and you, big guy. [07:33.20] [07:33.24]I'll be right there to hold your hand. [07:34.74] [07:34.78]But I thought mommy was taking me. [07:36.49] [07:36.53]Yeah, well, honey, I have to work. [07:38.91] [07:38.91]Mommy's boss is a mean, mean lady and if I miss work, [07:42.21] [07:42.25]I'll lose my job and then we won't have any money to buy food. [07:46.13] [07:47.75]Honey, you gotta believe me, [07:49.63] [07:49.67]if I could be there, you know that I would. [07:53.13] [08:02.14]all right, I didn't know it was that important to you. [08:05.94] [08:05.98]I will talk to my boss and I will see what I can do. [08:08.82] [08:08.86]Thank you, mommy. [08:10.99] [08:13.15]Wow, I don't want to rain on your parade, [08:14.86] [08:14.95]but he just totally manipulated you. [08:18.33] [08:18.49]Well, hey, when a kid's that good,you gotta give him his due. [08:22.16] [08:23.46]An autopsy? [08:24.75] [08:24.79]Detective, rex died of a heart attack. [08:27.17] [08:27.21]Well, there were some anomalies in the doctor's report. [08:31.09] [08:31.13]Anomalies? What anomalies? [08:32.80] [08:32.84]Ma'am, I'm afraid I'm not at liberty to discuss this any further with you. [08:38.18] [08:39.10]Am I a suspect? [08:40.56] [08:40.60]I didn't say that. [08:42.39] [08:42.43]Well, if I am, you're wasting your time. [08:44.85] [08:44.89]I loved rex and anyone who knows me will tell you [08:47.15] [08:47.19]that I was incapable of hurting him. [08:49.77] [08:50.48]You sure about that? [08:52.90] [08:55.40]You talked to phyllis. [08:56.82] [08:56.82]Again, I can't discuss the case. [08:59.03] [08:59.07]She's my mother-in-law. [09:00.58] [09:00.62]Of course she said horrible things about me. [09:02.79] [09:02.79]Ma'am, lower your voice. [09:03.33] [09:03.37]She blamed me for every problem that rex and I ever had. [09:05.91] [09:06.00]So there were problems with the marriage? [09:07.46] [09:07.50]Well, it was a marriage. Of course there were problems. [09:10.13] [09:10.17]May I record this just so there's no confusion [09:12.21] [09:12.25]over your statement? [09:13.30] [09:13.34]No, you may not record this. [09:15.26] [09:15.30]So you refuse to make a statement? [09:16.63] [09:16.72]I'm not refusing anything. [09:17.63] [09:17.68]All I'm saying is stay away from phyllis. [09:19.80] [09:19.85]She's a--she's a raving loon. [09:21.89] [09:21.93]Ma'am, perhaps you'd be more comfortable with an attorney present. [09:25.73] [09:25.93]You want a statement? Fine, I'll give you a statement. [09:30.73] [09:32.57]My husband died of a heart attack. [09:34.65] [09:34.69]I loved him very deeply, [09:36.36] [09:36.40]and your mother did a lousy job. [09:39.49] [09:55.88]To bree's way of thinking, [09:57.84] [09:57.84]there were two kinds of people in the world-- [10:01.39] [10:01.89]those who were useless before their morning coffee... [10:05.93] [10:07.56]and those who weren't. [10:10.52] [10:15.94]What's going on? [10:17.99] [10:19.24]Don't rush me, bree! [10:21.41] [10:21.45]I'm an old woman! Don't rush me. [10:25.58] [10:26.45]Get her out of here. [10:28.71] [10:28.75]I will tell you one thing-- [10:29.83] [10:29.87]you wouldn't be acting this way [10:31.92] [10:31.92]if you didn't feel guilty about something! [10:36.09] [10:44.72]what's the occasion? [10:46.72] [10:46.77]Uh, our anniversary? [10:49.23] [10:49.31]Oh, right. [10:50.81] [10:50.85]How could you forget our anniversary? [10:52.77] [10:52.81]You sit in a cell all day long staring at a calendar. [10:55.44] [10:55.48]What's the big deal? [10:57.11] [10:57.15]Our marriage was a sham anyway. [10:58.44] [10:58.49]Oh,we're not doing this again. [10:59.57] [10:59.61]In real marriages, wives are faithful. [11:01.95] [11:01.95]Yeah, and husbands remember anniversaries, [11:04.28] [11:04.28]so I guess we're even. [11:05.78] [11:05.83]Are you equating forgetting our anniversary with cheating on me? [11:08.83] [11:08.87]You are clearly determined to ruin this special day for us. [11:12.17] [11:12.17]What is wrong with you that you don't feel guilty? [11:14.75] [11:14.79]I feel tons of guilt, so back off. [11:16.84] [11:16.84]You never even apologized. [11:18.55] [11:18.59]I apologized a million times. [11:20.55] [11:20.59]Yeah, but you always followed it up with an excuse. [11:23.05] [11:23.09]"I was lonely, you weren't home enough, [11:25.43] [11:25.47]a woman needs to be loved." [11:26.81] [11:26.85]A woman does need to be loved, [11:28.52] [11:28.52]and since you didn't give it to me, [11:29.56] [11:29.64]I had to find it elsewhere. [11:32.35] [11:33.23]So that's what the teenager was doing in our bedroom-- [11:36.86] [11:36.98]filling you with love. [11:39.48] [11:39.61]Say what you want, [11:41.32] [11:41.36]but john rowland loved me like no one ever has. [11:43.82] [11:43.86]Not as a trophy or as a possession, but for me. [11:47.37] [11:47.37]He loved me. [11:49.37] [11:51.00]no, he really did. [11:53.62] [11:54.08]Let me count the ways. [11:56.46] [11:56.63]Um, gently, savagely, [12:01.09] [12:01.13]frequently, upside down... [12:04.64] [12:05.05]is there a problem here? [12:07.26] [12:07.93]No, it's our anniversary. [12:10.77] [12:10.81]We're just reliving the good times. [12:13.94] [12:23.65]That's an amazing car. Aston martin, right? [12:25.53] [12:25.57]Uh-huh. Brand-new. Limited edition. [12:27.74] [12:27.82]A little anniversary present from my husband. [12:30.29] [12:30.33]He's very generous. [12:32.16] [12:32.20]More than he knows. [12:34.41] [12:34.54]I'm sorry. What? [12:35.67] [12:35.71]I'm singing at church for the family follies. [12:38.25] [12:38.29]Edie's going to accompany me on guitar. [12:40.05] [12:40.09]She's really good. [12:41.92] [12:41.96]So you and edie are going to be an act. [12:45.51] [12:45.59]Is that a problem? [12:46.97] [12:46.97]No. No. I mean, I'm a little surprised that you didn't ask me to accompany you first. [12:54.89] [12:54.94]On what? [12:56.69] [12:56.73]You don't play an instrument. [12:58.31] [12:58.31]I play the piano. You know that. [13:00.27] [13:00.36]How would I know that? I've never seen you play. [13:02.82] [13:02.86]Well, I played in high school. [13:04.86] [13:04.90]So the last time you tickled the ivories was sometime in the late '70s? [13:07.99] [13:08.03]It was the early '80s. [13:10.37] [13:10.41]Well, I'm not going to argue with you. [13:13.37] [13:13.58]You want to do the show with edie, [13:15.25] [13:15.29]and I think that's super. [13:17.67] [13:19.50]So she's really good, huh? [13:21.63] [13:21.67]She knows her guitar. [13:23.21] [13:23.26]Apparently, there are a lot of musicians in her family, [13:25.88] [13:25.97]sort of like the von trapps. [13:28.22] [13:29.05]Except, you know, her brother o'D. [13:31.47] [13:33.64]All I'm asking you is to go out and play a little bit of ball. [13:35.93] [13:35.98]Is that such a big deal? [13:37.14] [13:37.19]Matthew, you are such an excellent player, darling, [13:39.31] [13:39.35]that people will want to be your friend. [13:41.94] [13:41.94]Then next thing you know, [13:43.23] [13:43.23]god knows who will be wanting to drop by and calling. [13:46.99] [13:47.03]Sweetie, we need to keep a low profile. [13:49.16] [13:49.20]Yeah, I know, [13:49.70] [13:49.74]but I have got to get out of this house sometime. [13:51.53] [13:51.58]I'm going crazy here, okay? [13:53.91] [14:30.28]What is it? [14:31.28] [14:31.32]Oh, my daughter is singing a song at church [14:34.37] [14:34.37]and I want to accompany her on the piano and I haven't played in years. [14:37.79] [14:37.87]Oh, you were just so amazing at rex's funeral the other day, [14:40.67] [14:40.71]- I was wondering... - I don't give lessons. [14:43.84] [14:43.88]Oh. Oh, okay. [14:47.63] [14:48.92]Oh. You have a little, uh, on your... [14:52.97] [14:56.18]I'm baking cherry pie. Excuse me. [14:59.89] [15:07.65]What happened to maintaining a low profile? [15:10.78] [15:10.95]You keep being rude to everybody, [15:12.03] [15:12.07]they're gonna start whispering about us. [15:14.70] [15:14.78]You're right. [15:16.62] [15:16.66]We do want to fit in. [15:19.29] [15:25.96]Lynette, check it out. [15:28.46] [15:31.30]Jason's mouth. [15:33.22] [15:36.14]Stu,isn't that the new video conference setup? [15:38.10] [15:38.18]Yeah. Isn't the resolution fantastic? [15:41.43] [15:46.31]Hey, nina. Mm-hmm? [15:47.86] [15:47.90]Uh, about tomorrow morning... [15:50.44] [15:50.53]mm-hmm? [15:51.99] [15:52.07]You know how the first hour of the morning meeting is always so slow? [15:55.95] [15:55.99]'Cause I've got this thing... [15:57.37] [15:57.41]good god, this is not about your kids again, is it? [16:01.83] [16:01.87]I know, I promised I wouldn't do this, [16:04.00] [16:04.08]but parker really needs me to be there on his first day of kindergarden. [16:08.71] [16:08.75]He's so freaked out I can't be there. [16:09.84] [16:09.88]I'm sorry. How is this my problem? [16:13.38] [16:14.30]Because we can't escape the fact that I have kids. [16:17.35] [16:17.35]I love my job, but to be fair, [16:19.47] [16:19.51]there's gotta be some balance. [16:20.97] [16:21.02]Okay, how about the people that don't have the kids? [16:24.85] [16:24.89]Did you ever consider that they might need a little more balance in their lives, hmm? [16:28.06] [16:28.11]Like, maybe they want to go see a matinee [16:30.19] [16:30.23]or perhaps they want to come in a little late [16:32.11] [16:32.15]after a big crazy night out [16:33.65] [16:33.70]or maybe they just want to get a hair cut, [16:35.82] [16:35.82]which I, myself, have not been able to do for two months. [16:38.70] [16:38.78]So, no, this is about fairness to the people who are childless by choice, okay? [16:44.71] [16:44.71]Okay. Good point. [16:47.21] [16:51.75]And I'm sorry about your hair. [16:54.55] [16:54.59]I can see why you're upset. [16:56.93] [16:59.72]Open wide. [17:00.56] [17:00.56]Not now, stu. [17:02.56] [17:04.89]Hang on a sec. [17:06.77] [17:07.65]I don't understand. [17:09.19] [17:09.23]This system is gonna let mommy be with you on your first day of school. [17:14.32] [17:16.61]The resolution is fantastic. [17:19.87] [17:26.16]The next day, [17:27.33] [17:27.37]gabrielle decided to cheer herself up [17:30.63] [17:30.67]with another round of window shopping. [17:34.01] [17:36.88]But this time, she was taken a back [17:39.97] [17:40.01]by what was on display. [17:42.85] [18:55.50]Mrs. Tilman. Mr. Delfino. [18:58.05] [18:58.09]I, uh, heard you were back from the hospital, [19:00.26] [19:00.30]so I brought you these. [19:02.05] [19:02.09]Oh, I can't tell you how long it's been [19:03.72] [19:03.76]since I got flowers from a handsome man. [19:06.01] [19:06.39]I mean, I could, but I don't want your pity. [19:10.81] [19:13.94]Where are you off to? [19:15.61] [19:15.65]I'm going back to utah for a few weeks. [19:17.73] [19:17.78]The recuperation'staking longer than the doctors anticipated. [19:21.03] [19:21.07]Speaking of my attack, [19:23.07] [19:23.11]have they caught young zachary yet? [19:25.74] [19:25.78]No, actually, that's why I'm here. [19:28.45] [19:28.83]So the flowers were just a ruse. [19:31.66] [19:31.71]Figures. I'm trying to find zach before he gets in any more trouble. [19:35.04] [19:35.08]Do you know any friends that he might have, [19:36.92] [19:36.96]anywhere he might be holed up? [19:38.80] [19:38.80]I know you were close to him. [19:40.63] [19:40.67]Funny thing, since he beat me and threw me down the stairs, [19:43.43] [19:43.47]we just don't stay in touch like we should. [19:46.80] [19:48.22]Since when do you care so much about zach young? [19:51.27] [19:51.35]It's complicated. [19:53.23] [19:53.31]I'll bet. [19:55.52] [19:56.19]I'm sure he's out there somewhere trying to find his father, [20:00.28] [20:00.32]which I trust you made impossible. [20:03.70] [20:03.86]No, I let paul go. [20:06.20] [20:06.24]I couldn't go through with it. [20:08.95] [20:10.37]That was a mistake. [20:12.83] [20:13.25]He will spend the rest of his life running from the police. [20:15.63] [20:15.67]I think that's punishment enough. [20:18.29] [20:18.38]Zach is the only connection that paul has with his dead wife. [20:22.30] [20:22.34]At some point, he will run back here looking for him. [20:26.47] [20:27.93]I don't like to be negative, [20:30.51] [20:31.02]but you really should have killed him. [20:34.52] [20:42.94]At the risk of ruining a lovely evening, [20:45.15] [20:45.20]I have some unpleasant news. [20:48.28] [20:49.62]The police dug up your father today. [20:52.91] [20:53.20]- What? - Why? [20:55.04] [20:55.08]Well, apparently, they want to do an autopsy. [20:58.29] [20:58.33]They don't think that he had a heart attack. [21:00.00] [21:00.04]They think that somebody was poisoning him. [21:02.09] [21:02.13]Who would have poisoned daddy? [21:04.01] [21:04.05]Well, apparently, I'm a suspect. [21:07.22] [21:10.05]Well, they always look at spouses first. [21:12.10] [21:12.14]It has something to do with statistics. [21:14.89] [21:15.48]It's just a formality. I'll be cleared in no time. [21:19.65] [21:20.69]Would you two please stop looking at me like that? [21:22.48] [21:22.53]Obviously, I did not kill your father. [21:24.28] [21:24.32]I loved him deeply. [21:25.90] [21:25.95]Yeah, but you and dad had a lot of problems. [21:27.95] [21:27.99]Everyone knows that. [21:29.24] [21:29.28]Yes, we had issues, but I would never have hurt him. [21:32.08] [21:32.12]What about the night daddy had his second heart attack? [21:34.66] [21:34.70]You must have loved him a lot to make the bed before taking him to the hospital. [21:37.79] [21:37.83]I was in shock, danielle. You know that. [21:41.92] [21:43.38]Andrew, surely you don't think I murdered your father. [21:46.72] [21:46.76]I know you didn't. [21:48.80] [21:49.01]You're not capable of murder. [21:50.72] [21:50.76]Thank you. [21:52.43] [21:52.51]That wasn't a compliment. [21:55.02] [21:55.47]It takes guts to kill somebody. [21:58.64] [22:02.23]Thank you so much for changing your mind about helping me. [22:04.65] [22:04.69]I really appreciate it. [22:06.44] [22:06.49]I'm happy to help... [22:08.28] [22:08.70]and I'm sorry if I seemed rude before. [22:12.20] [22:12.24]I-I was having a bad day. [22:14.95] [22:20.54]That's good. [22:21.63] [22:21.67]That's really good. [22:23.04] [22:23.09]You might want to lay off the pedal. [22:26.21] [22:26.26]Really? [22:27.51] [22:27.51]Oh, I thought it made it sound more professional. [22:29.97] [22:30.01]It doesn't. [22:31.97] [22:36.81]boy, your son really likes to play his hip-hop music loud. [22:40.35] [22:41.06]The good news is it drowns out the sound of the dryer. [22:45.73] [22:48.69]arch your fingers, susan. [22:51.45] [23:15.26]hi. I'm sorry to interrupt. [23:16.89] [23:16.93]I knocked, but I guess you guys didn't hear me. [23:19.52] [23:19.56]No, we heard you. [23:20.39] [23:20.43]We were just hoping that who ever it was would go away. [23:24.15] [23:24.19]I'm still hoping that'll happen. [23:25.94] [23:25.98]What's up, mom? [23:28.19] [23:28.19]Well, I have good news. [23:29.78] [23:29.82]Um,I've been taking piano lessons with betty applewhite, [23:32.70] [23:32.74]and, uh, well, I just thought maybe I could join you guys. [23:36.16] [23:36.20]You know, like a trio. Doesn't that sound fun? [23:38.83] [23:38.87]I don't do trios, but thanks anyway. [23:42.62] [23:42.79]Well, I don't mean to be technical here, [23:44.58] [23:44.58]but this show, [23:46.04] [23:46.04]I mean, it really is supposed to be a family thing, [23:48.46] [23:48.50]and I hate to point out you're not family. [23:51.13] [23:51.17]No, but I have talent, [23:53.18] [23:53.18]and to most audiences, talent trumps family. [23:56.68] [23:56.72]Well, what makes you so sure I don't have talent? [24:00.27] [24:00.64]Hmm, just a hunch. [24:03.56] [24:03.81]Yeah, well, we've all seen your talent, [24:06.27] [24:06.31]which is a nice way of telling you [24:07.56] [24:07.56]why don't you put some curtains on your bedroom window? [24:09.44] [24:09.48]- Guys... - Oh, come on, be honest. [24:11.15] [24:11.15]You didn't want any part of this [24:12.44] [24:12.49]until you found out that I was involved. [24:14.07] [24:14.07]That is so not true! Oh,yes, it is. [24:16.70] [24:16.74]It burns you that your own daughter picked me over you. [24:19.87] [24:19.91]She did not pick you. [24:21.41] [24:21.41]It just didn't occur to her that I would agree to do it. [24:23.54] [24:23.58]Well, now she knows, [24:24.71] [24:24.75]and if she had it to do over again,she'd pick me. [24:26.67] [24:26.71]No, she wouldn't. [24:28.00] [24:28.00]Well, why don't we put it to a test? [24:29.80] [24:29.84]Julie, who would you rather have play with you? [24:31.88] [24:31.92]- Oh, no, no, no, no. - No, it's okay, honey. [24:34.59] [24:34.63]Who do you want to be with you [24:36.18] [24:36.18]in the family talent show? [24:38.30] [24:38.35]Yes,who do you want with you [24:40.39] [24:40.43]in front of all of those people? [24:43.06] [24:43.10]And remember, it's a church. [24:44.35] [24:44.39]They are goin to be judging you. [24:47.44] [24:49.61]Ohh... okay. [24:51.90] [24:51.98]Well, first of all, you both suck, [24:54.49] [24:54.53]but if I had to choose... [24:57.78] [24:59.16]I guess I'd pick my mom. [25:02.79] [25:02.83]Sorry, edie. [25:04.54] [25:04.58]Fair enough. [25:06.75] [25:07.08]I'd like my pitch pipe back, please. [25:10.38] [25:16.43]it was you, wasn't it? [25:18.09] [25:18.14]Hello, john. [25:18.97] [25:19.01]Long time, no see. [25:20.47] [25:20.51]One of the neighbors saw an aston martin driving away, [25:23.89] [25:23.93]and what do you know? [25:25.39] [25:25.43]Well, someone had to tend to the yard. [25:27.31] [25:27.39]You were busy elsewhere. [25:29.77] [25:30.40]You saw us? [25:31.19] [25:31.23]Yes, and I have to say she's old enough to be your mother. [25:34.40] [25:34.44]Hell, she's old enough to be my mother. [25:35.78] [25:35.82]Joan's only 41. [25:37.03] [25:37.11]Joan?! [25:38.03] [25:38.07]You're calling her joan?! [25:39.49] [25:39.53]Why shouldn't I? She's my friend. [25:40.95] [25:40.99]I know your friends, [25:42.03] [25:42.08]and I have a hunch you don't do to your friends [25:43.49] [25:43.54]what I saw you doing to that wrinkly old lady. [25:46.29] [25:46.33]Okay, so you caught me doing it with somebody else. [25:49.33] [25:49.37]What's the big deal? [25:50.13] [25:50.17]You're supposed to be in love with me. [25:52.46] [25:52.54]What? [25:53.17] [25:53.21]How many times did you say it? [25:54.38] [25:54.46]How many times did you whisper in my ear, [25:55.84] [25:55.88]"you're the only woman I'll ever love"? [25:57.26] [25:57.30]I don't know. A bunch. [25:59.13] [25:59.13]So were you lying to me? [26:00.22] [26:00.26]Were you just trying to get me into bed? [26:01.47] [26:01.51]No, of course not. [26:03.31] [26:03.35]I loved you, but we broke up. [26:05.14] [26:05.18]Yeah, like five minutes ago! [26:06.85] [26:06.85]Haven't you ever heard of a mourning period? [26:08.98] [26:09.02]I know it seems quick, but I have feelings for her. [26:13.27] [26:13.36]In fact, I think I may be in love with her. [26:16.36] [26:20.11]Oh, my god. [26:21.28] [26:21.32]What's the matter? Is it the baby? [26:23.49] [26:23.53]No. [26:25.16] [26:26.50]Oh, no, no. It's me. [26:29.58] [26:29.92]I am beyond stupid. [26:32.96] [26:34.42]You're not stupid. [26:35.55] [26:35.59]Oh, no, I am. [26:37.34] [26:37.55]Yesterday, I was still fantasizing that it could work with you, [26:41.51] [26:41.55]that a one-bedroom apartment might be cozy. [26:43.85] [26:43.89]Mrs. Solis, please. [26:44.89] [26:44.93]Oh, my god. I almost left my husband for someone who calls me mrs. Solis. [26:50.69] [26:57.32]So are you upset because you want to get back together? [27:00.65] [27:00.70]Because I can break up with joan. [27:03.70] [27:05.12]That's okay, sweetie. I'm good. [27:07.79] [27:17.00]So this is it for us? [27:19.80] [27:19.88]'Cause I really feel like we should end it better than this. [27:22.72] [27:22.76]Actually, john, given how stupid both of us have been, [27:26.10] [27:26.85]this is an entirely appropriate ending. [27:30.23] [27:44.70]mrs. Van de kamp. [27:45.95] [27:45.99]What can I do for you? [27:47.03] [27:47.08]I would like to submit myself to a lie detector test [27:49.70] [27:49.75]to eliminate any uncertainty [27:51.41] [27:51.46]about what happened with my husband. [27:53.50] [27:53.50]Are you sure you don't want a lawyer present? [27:55.46] [27:55.50]I'll waive all that. [27:56.63] [27:56.67]My only stipulation is that I want my children [27:59.09] [27:59.13]to be able to see me answer the questions. [28:02.17] [28:02.42]I think we can accommodate you. [28:05.47] [28:05.51]Is your name bree van de kamp? [28:07.68] [28:07.72]Yes. [28:09.31] [28:09.35]Were you married to rex van de kamp? [28:12.10] [28:12.14]yes. [28:13.64] [28:13.81]Did you and your husbandt emporarily separate last year? [28:17.15] [28:17.19]Yes. [28:18.65] [28:18.69]Did you kill your husband? [28:20.28] [28:20.32]No. [28:22.24] [28:26.07]Do you know a man named george williams? [28:30.62] [28:30.87]Yes. [28:32.29] [28:32.33]During your separation from your husband, [28:35.08] [28:35.12]did you have a relationship with mr. Williams? [28:37.38] [28:37.42]What does that have to do with anything? [28:40.05] [28:40.13]Just yes or no responses, please. [28:42.38] [28:42.42]Well, I'm not gonna respond to something that's none of your business. [28:46.55] [28:47.26]Mrs. Van de kamp, [28:48.80] [28:48.80]if you want us to take this polygraph seriously, [28:51.18] [28:51.22]answer the questions we ask,okay? [28:54.68] [28:57.81]Who's george williams? [28:59.56] [28:59.61]He's our pharmacist. [29:02.15] [29:02.19]During your separation, did you have a relationship [29:04.40] [29:04.44]with mr. Williams? [29:06.61] [29:06.66]Yes. [29:08.49] [29:09.20]Are you in love with mr. Williams? [29:11.83] [29:11.91]What? [29:12.83] [29:12.87]Are you in love with mr. Williams? [29:16.41] [29:16.50]No. [29:18.58] [29:22.92]Um,I-I was thinking of something else just then, [29:25.84] [29:25.88]so why don't you ask me the question again? [29:29.34] [29:29.97]Are you in love with mr. Williams? [29:32.26] [29:32.31]No. [29:34.35] [29:39.35]Did you see that? [29:41.36] [29:42.11]Yeah,I saw it. [29:45.07] [29:57.71]Hello, susan. [29:59.42] [29:59.46]Are you ready for your lesson? [30:01.04] [30:01.08]Yep, I am. [30:02.63] [30:02.63]I think I'm going to make another push for using that pedal. [30:04.88] [30:04.92]I think it adds grandeur. [30:07.34] [30:09.63]I want to talk to you! [30:11.22] [30:11.26]I'm busy now. [30:12.43] [30:12.47]I cannot believe [30:13.56] [30:13.60]you kicked edie out of julie's performance! [30:16.10] [30:16.14]I did not kick edie out. [30:18.06] [30:18.10]Julie made that call. [30:19.19] [30:19.19]Because you played the mom card. [30:21.06] [30:21.10]Well, it is a family recital, and edie is not family. [30:24.52] [30:24.57]One day, she could be. [30:25.57] [30:25.61]Ohh, don't even joke like that. [30:27.32] [30:27.36]H-how about your plumber/convicted murderer, huh? [30:30.82] [30:30.86]He seems to keep popping up at "family" events. [30:33.58] [30:33.62]It was not murder, it was manslaughter, [30:35.66] [30:35.70]and that's totally different. [30:36.75] [30:36.75]Mike and I aren't even living together, [30:38.04] [30:38.04]and he cares about julie. [30:39.25] [30:39.29]Well, so does edie, huh? [30:40.54] [30:40.58]She was really looking forward to performing with julie. [30:42.92] [30:42.96]If you think edie britt cares about anybody other than herself, [30:46.55] [30:46.55]you are living in a fool's paradise. [30:48.51] [30:48.55]You don't know her the way I do, [30:50.05] [30:50.09]and the only reason she's interested in julie [30:52.09] [30:52.14]is to mess with my head. [30:55.01] [30:55.81]hey, that's both crazy and self-absorbed. [30:58.73] [30:58.73]That's a twofer! Way to go! [31:01.77] [31:03.48]Whether you choose to believe it or not, [31:05.65] [31:05.69]they're both great together, [31:06.90] [31:06.94]and if you don't believe me, ask julie. [31:10.40] [31:20.66]I'm sorry you had to witness that. [31:23.42] [31:24.79]Oh, that's okay, hon. [31:26.75] [31:27.38]I have lived my share of family knock-down drag-outs. [31:30.72] [31:30.76]Well, I hope it wasn't as ugly as me and karl. [31:34.05] [31:34.14]You'd be surprised. [31:36.18] [31:36.35]Parker, honey,can you hear me? [31:39.52] [31:39.60]Tom, why isn't he talking? [31:41.31] [31:41.35]Um, honey, there are a lot of kids here. [31:42.85] [31:42.89]He's a little stressed. [31:44.02] [31:44.06]Parker, say hi, say hi. Mommy? [31:46.23] [31:46.27]Oh, hey, honey, this is so exciting. [31:50.49] [31:50.53]Your first day of school. [31:52.15] [31:52.20]You're going to make so many friends. [31:54.57] [31:54.61]Lynette, staff meeting, now. [31:57.20] [31:57.24]Uh, right, yeah. I'm going to be right there. [31:59.91] [31:59.91]Now. Now, now, now! [32:03.00] [32:03.79]Stu, this coffee, it's cold. [32:06.29] [32:06.88]Honey, I'm going to be right back. [32:09.38] [32:09.42]Mommy? Where are you going? [32:11.26] [32:11.26]Right back. [32:12.84] [32:12.92]Mommy, come back! [32:15.13] [32:15.76]Okay, let's turn to page five. [32:19.06] [32:19.39]Damn. I forgot my prospectus. Any extra copies? [32:22.60] [32:22.64]No? Oh, I'll be right back. [32:24.85] [32:27.06]Hi, I'm back. How's he doing? [32:29.48] [32:29.52]Um, um, honey, he's upset [32:31.11] [32:31.15]because he wanted to show you his cubby. You left. [32:33.40] [32:33.44]Oh, honey, I'm here. I'm here. [32:35.20] [32:35.24]You can show me your cubby now. [32:36.78] [32:36.82]Nina found extra copies. She wants you back now. [32:39.91] [32:39.95]Okay. I'll be back in two seconds for you. [32:43.58] [32:43.66]Mommy! Mommy! Don't go! [32:46.33] [32:46.46]So the big issue here is second-quarter billing. [32:49.79] [32:49.84]Where are you going? Ladies' room. [32:52.01] [32:52.01]No. Nina, nature is calling. [32:53.97] [32:54.01]Lynette, hold it for ten minutes. [32:56.05] [32:56.09]We have to get through this. [32:58.76] [33:07.44]What I'd like to do is trade out the invoicing structure. [33:10.44] [33:10.44]Let's take a look at our graphs on page ten, please. [33:14.24] [33:14.24]Lynette had been struggling to balance her career [33:17.41] [33:17.41]and her family. [33:19.37] [33:19.41]She finally saw an opportunity [33:22.70] [33:22.74]to tip the scales in her favor. [33:25.54] [33:25.58]Instead of badgering clients with invoices [33:26.71] [33:26.75]on the shorter term campaigns, I say we bill on delivery. [33:30.25] [33:30.29]Yes! [33:31.71] [33:31.75]Bill on delivery, yes! [33:34.51] [33:34.76]are you having a seizure? [33:36.72] [33:36.76]No, no, I'm just--I'm very excited. [33:39.93] [33:39.97]It's a really good plan. [33:42.72] [33:42.97]Yeah, mmm. [33:45.18] [33:45.27]Now, what happened on the burman account [33:47.56] [33:47.56]is that they were sent duplicate bills [33:49.40] [33:49.40]by tina and ron in accounting [33:51.98] [33:51.98]and I'm not pointing any fingers, [33:53.11] [33:53.15]but tina, ron, [33:55.19] [33:55.23]about walking in and seeing all my lines lit up [33:57.65] [33:57.70]with disgrunt led--aah! Ohh! Hot! Hot! [34:00.87] [34:01.99]Help. [34:03.53] [34:03.62]Stu! Aah! Aah! [34:06.12] [34:06.16]And that's why we packed you extra cookies [34:08.00] [34:08.04]so you could share with all your new friends, remember? [34:10.71] [34:10.75]Uh-huh. [34:11.54] [34:11.58]I think we're good to go now, honey. [34:13.84] [34:14.21]You're going to be great, parker. [34:16.05] [34:16.42]I love you. [34:17.59] [34:17.59]I love you, too, mommy. [34:19.63] [34:34.86]Bree, hi. What can I do for you? [34:36.90] [34:36.90]Well, for starters ,you can help me prove to the police [34:39.03] [34:39.07]that we didn't conspire to kill my husband. [34:42.45] [34:43.12]Okay. [34:44.28] [34:44.37]So because of the anomalies in rex's blood, [34:46.49] [34:46.49]the police started to wonder if I'd been poisoning rex. [34:49.08] [34:49.12]That's absurd. [34:50.00] [34:50.04]Lots of things can cause high potassium levels-- [34:51.96] [34:51.96]renal failure, low sodium. [34:53.46] [34:53.54]Well, that's why I took the polygraph, [34:54.79] [34:54.84]to prove to them that I was innocent. [34:56.80] [34:56.84]Obviously, you passed. [34:59.34] [35:00.22]Sort of. [35:02.30] [35:02.34]Well, I think the police now have a different theory, [35:04.30] [35:04.35]which is if I wasn't poisoning rex on my own, [35:07.35] [35:07.39]then maybe you were helping me. [35:12.06] [35:12.48]You're kidding. [35:13.31] [35:13.31]No, that's why I need you to take the polygraph, too. [35:17.02] [35:18.19]W-what? [35:19.15] [35:19.19]It's the quickest way to prove to the police [35:20.82] [35:20.90]that they're wrong. [35:22.07] [35:22.11]I-I don't understand. We're just friends. [35:24.78] [35:24.82]Why would the police assume [35:26.03] [35:26.08]that people in a platonic relationship [35:28.45] [35:28.54]would want to murder someone? [35:31.41] [35:35.59]um, during the test, they asked me some questions [35:38.63] [35:38.67]about you and, um, us [35:41.30] [35:41.34]and whether we had a relationship [35:42.43] [35:42.47]and I said yes,because it's true. [35:45.64] [35:45.68]And then they asked me something else, [35:47.89] [35:47.93]something I hadn't considered. [35:50.89] [35:51.18]Which was? [35:52.98] [35:53.02]They asked me if I loved you. [35:56.36] [35:57.86]What did you say? [36:00.48] [36:00.78]I said no. [36:03.65] [36:04.32]Oh. [36:05.36] [36:05.41]But according to the polygraph, [36:07.24] [36:07.28]that wasn't exactly true. [36:10.37] [36:13.04]Well, I don't--I don't know if that means anything. [36:16.13] [36:16.17]Polygraphs aren't completely reliable. [36:19.63] [36:19.71]I think perhaps the machine picked up on something, [36:23.59] [36:23.63]something that I wasn't aware of. [36:28.30] [36:30.22]Wow. [36:31.18] [36:31.22]What's why I need you to take the test [36:32.77] [36:32.81]and answer the detective's questions, [36:34.48] [36:34.52]because I'm not going to know exactly how I feel [36:36.77] [36:36.81]until we put this behind us, but then, once we do... [36:39.32] [36:39.36]we can move on. [36:41.78] [36:48.07]can those chicorelli sisters dance or what? [36:51.16] [36:51.20]Wow, look out, broadway! [36:53.16] [36:53.20]Now don't forget that we will have cookies and juice [36:56.08] [36:56.08]set up in the basement after we're done here. [36:57.96] [36:57.96]We want to see you all there. And for our next act, [37:01.17] [37:01.21]please welcome the musical stylings [37:03.34] [37:03.38]of julie and susan mayer. [37:06.59] [37:34.37]I'll be right back. [37:36.04] [37:36.08]Oh, um, I'm just gonna need a couple of seconds, [37:39.42] [37:39.50]so feel free to pray. [37:42.67] [37:45.21]Edie, the other day when I saw you making music with my family, [37:48.09] [37:48.13]I got a little jealous and I went a little crazy [37:50.18] [37:50.22]and I pushed you out. [37:53.31] [37:53.35]Seeing you sitting here today, [37:56.18] [37:56.23]well, I can see how much you care about julie, [37:59.69] [38:00.15]and she comes first, [38:02.98] [38:03.07]and it should be you up there playing with her, not me. [38:06.57] [38:08.32]So I'm sorry. [38:09.20] [38:09.24]Thank you, susan. [38:11.53] [38:17.91]How convenient that you decided this [38:20.08] [38:20.12]after I showed up without my guitar. [38:23.42] [38:24.63]Well, like I said, I'm sorry. [38:27.30] [38:27.34]I wish it could be you up there. [38:29.30] [38:29.38]You know, I play piano. [38:32.09] [38:34.14]And so let's all welcome julie mayer [38:36.18] [38:36.22]and her aunt edie. [38:38.81] [38:44.23]You did a good thing. [38:46.69] [39:13.59]Yeah, well, I try. [39:14.80] [39:14.89]This thing has, like, 90 flats in it. [39:17.77] [39:19.02]poor julie. [39:20.68] [39:20.73]Stop it. You're loving this. [39:23.73] [39:23.90]No, not at all [39:26.82] [39:49.46]so they said you needed to see me. [39:53.13] [39:53.18]What is it? What's goin' on? [39:55.97] [39:59.68]Um, I've been thinking... [40:05.23] [40:02.89]you know, about, um... [40:05.69] [40:06.56]everything that happened with john... [40:08.90] [40:08.94]and... [40:10.98] [40:12.24]and, um... [40:14.32] [40:15.28]I was really selfish and stupid. [40:21.50] [40:24.83]And I'm sorry. [40:27.17] [40:29.17]I really am sorry. [40:32.17] [40:43.98]That's all I had to say, really. [40:47.94] [40:50.02]You know what? [40:52.53] [40:52.65]That is the best anniversary gift [40:56.24] [40:56.28]that you've ever given me. [40:59.12] [40:59.37]Really? [41:00.62] [41:00.78]Yeah. [41:02.87] [41:05.21]Actually, the one you gave me is really nice, too. [41:09.50] [41:14.21]Everyone enjoys a game of make-believe now and then. [41:17.80] [41:17.84]Of course, the ways in which we play can vary greatly. [41:22.39] [41:23.35]Sometimes we tell ourselves work won't interfere [41:26.73] [41:26.77]with our family life. [41:28.48] [41:28.56]lynette, staff meeting, now. [41:29.90] [41:29.98]Yeah. [41:31.48] [41:33.53]Sometimes, we imagine certain relationships [41:36.49] [41:36.53]to be more meaningful than they really are. [41:40.82] [41:44.83]Occasionally, we put on a show, [41:47.58] [41:47.62]as if to convince ourselves our secrets [41:50.54] [41:50.58]aren't really all that terrible. [41:53.75] [41:54.67]Yes,the game of make-believe is a simple one. [41:59.05] [41:59.09]Did you know rex van de kamp? [42:01.60] [42:01.64]Yes. [42:03.31] [42:03.43]Did mrs. Van de kamp ask you to poison her husband? [42:07.18] [42:07.23]No. [42:09.23] [42:09.85]Did you poison rex van de kamp? [42:12.02] [42:12.06]You start by lying to yourself... [42:14.90] [42:14.94]no. [42:16.94] [42:19.91]And if you can get others to believe those lies... [42:24.62] [42:24.70]you win. [42:26.33]

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