超市里的那些戲精包裝和廣告

The supermarket, just like the subway or the airport, is a place where life unfolds in the most natural way. In fact, it captures the human experience so well, you can even sometimes feel as if you aren't shopping, but watching a play.

超市，就像地鐵站或者機(jī)場(chǎng)一樣，是蕓蕓眾生展現(xiàn)自己最自然狀態(tài)的地方。事實(shí)上，它對(duì)人們生活狀態(tài)的展現(xiàn)是如此淋漓盡致，有時(shí)你甚至?xí)X得自己不是在購(gòu)物，而是在觀看一場(chǎng)戲劇。

There's Sam from the Night's Watch in the lead roleof a cashier , a "Nana Slicer" on a shelf, competing for the most intense prop design award ever, and a couple getting married in the garden section at a local Walmart. So next time you walk into a store, view it as you would a Tony Award-winning improvisation, and I promise you, it'll make the experience so much better. In the meantime, scroll down to check out this list by Bored Panda which includes the strangest moments in shopping history!

剛值完夜班的Sam排在付款隊(duì)伍的最前列，貨架上有一個(gè)“娜娜切片機(jī)”，等著參加最勁爆道具設(shè)計(jì)獎(jiǎng)的角逐賽，一對(duì)新人在沃爾瑪?shù)幕▓@布景區(qū)里舉行婚禮。下一次你走進(jìn)一家超市的時(shí)候，可以當(dāng)做自己正在觀賞一場(chǎng)榮獲托尼獎(jiǎng)的即興表演。我保證，你會(huì)獲得非常好的觀感體驗(yàn)。與此同時(shí)，來(lái)看看BoredPanda列出的清單吧，自超市誕生以來(lái)，最奇葩的場(chǎng)景都囊括其中了!

1 I Met This Gentleman At The Grocery Store Today And Asked If I Could Take A Photo Of Him

我在超市看到了這位老先生，我問他我能不能給他拍張照片。

Blessings to this gentleman, and thanks to him for putting anti-vaxxers in their place!!!

愿上帝保佑這位老先生，也感謝他讓那些反對(duì)打疫苗的人明白自己的立場(chǎng)。

2 My Local Grocer Is Getting Pretty Creative With Their Soda Boxes

我家附近的雜貨店老板擺蘇打水的時(shí)候簡(jiǎn)直創(chuàng)意爆棚。

That's really genius, it takes a very creative mind even to think of doing something like that, specially with Soda bottles.

老板真是天才，不是創(chuàng)意滿滿的腦瓜真想不出這樣的設(shè)計(jì)，特別是用蘇打水瓶子作為材料的!

3 I Was Going To Buy Some Chips When I Noticed This Little Guy

我想買點(diǎn)薯片，然后就看到了這個(gè)小家伙!

Fluffy Cheese & Onion cat.

洋蔥奶酪味的喵胖子

4 Made My Week

笑了一個(gè)星期

So I was at Walmart earlier

一次我在沃爾瑪購(gòu)物

A lady was looking at frozen turkeys, but she couldn’t find one big enough.

一個(gè)少婦在買凍火雞，但是她找不到大的。

She asked the stock boy,”do these turkeys get any bigger?”

她問管庫(kù)存的男孩道：“這火雞就不能再大點(diǎn)嗎?”

He replied with a straight face, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”

男孩一本正經(jīng)的答道，“不能，女士，它們都已經(jīng)死了。”

Made my week

我足足笑了一個(gè)星期。

5 Brazilian Man In A Supermarket

超市里的巴西人

If there's a scoccer scout about they should sign him up

如果附近有一個(gè)足球球探，球隊(duì)真應(yīng)該跟這個(gè)男人簽約。

6 A Dad Being A Dad At A Supermarket

一個(gè)爸爸在超市當(dāng)爸爸

He looks like a funny dad, the one who makes his kids life hell and hilarious!

他看上去像一個(gè)很有趣的老板，他一定會(huì)讓孩子們一邊受到惡搞，一邊捧腹逗笑。

7 German Shepherd Helping His Hooman

德國(guó)牧羊犬給他的主銀幫忙

All they have to do is put a sundress and a hat on the pupper and no one would ever know!!!

他們只需要給狗狗穿件背心裙，戴上草帽，絕不會(huì)有人認(rèn)出來(lái)

8 Couple Goals

成雙成對(duì)

That's cute. Going to do that at the supermarket next time we both go! Online supermarket shopping is SO boring in comparison!

太萌啦!下次我們兩個(gè)人一起去超市的時(shí)候我也要這樣做!相比之下網(wǎng)購(gòu)超市里的東西真是太無(wú)聊了!

9 “Come Eat With Us, Danny"

來(lái)和我們一起吃吧，丹尼

10 So My Grandpa Saw Wilting Plants At Wal-Mart, and Started Watering Them (He Is Not AEmploye)

我爺爺看到沃爾瑪?shù)闹参锒寄枇?，拿起壺就給它們澆水(他并不是沃爾瑪?shù)膯T工)

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11.Showdown At The Supermarket

超市里的生死較量!

12. Damn Illegal Aliens Stealing Our Jobs

該死的外星非法移民，搶了我們的飯碗

13.Sometimes I Like To Go To IKEA And Pretend I'm In A Swedish Arthouse Film

我喜歡偶爾逛逛宜家，假裝自己正在參演一部瑞典藝術(shù)電影

14.Saw This Guy Sleeping In A Bodega In NYC

在紐約一家潮流名所 Bodega 里發(fā)現(xiàn)了這個(gè)睡貨

15.Walmart Has Some Terrifying Products. Nana Wasn't Too Happy About It

沃爾瑪有些產(chǎn)品挺嚇人的。奶奶不太喜歡這個(gè)東西

16.Looks Like Sam Didn't Make The Cut At The Citadel

看起來(lái)Sam在大碉堡里被困住啦

17.Wear The Same Color Shirt As Apple Store Staff And You Can Recommend Android Phones For A Few Hours Before They Kick You Out

和蘋果直營(yíng)店的員工穿同款顏色的T恤，你可以在店里向顧客推薦安卓系統(tǒng)的手機(jī)，直到幾小時(shí)之后，他們把你踢出去

18.I Found This In The Seafood Department Of My Local Supermarket

我在家附近的超市海鮮區(qū)發(fā)現(xiàn)了這條魚

19.Lady And Her Cat

老婦人與她的貓

20. Khajiit Has Wares If You Have Coin

貓人有貨，你有硬幣嗎?