人們遇到的最糟糕的快遞員
Jerks come in many shapes and forms. But heaven forbid that you give a jerk even the tiniest bit of authority or power because they’ll abuse it as much as they can. Not convinced? Take a look at how some delivery drivers act when they think that nobody is looking!
不厚道的人有很多表現(xiàn)和表達(dá)方式。但是,千萬不要因為他們會盡其所能地濫用你的權(quán)威或權(quán)力,哪怕是最微不足道的一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)。不相信嗎?看看一些送貨司機(jī)在他們認(rèn)為沒有人在看的時候是怎么做的吧!
They eat your food. They sip your drinks. They lick your spoons. They leave your brand new TV and computer screen sitting on your porch for anyone passing by to take. And they stuff your new vinyl into your postbox, breaking it. Yup, they’re jerk delivery drivers, and whether they’re delivering food or things, you can bet your bottom dollar that they’re taking their road, not the high road.
他們吃你的食物。他們喝你的飲料。他們舔你的勺子。他們會把你嶄新的電視和電腦屏幕放在門廊上,讓路過的人拿走。然后他們把你的新黑膠唱片塞進(jìn)你的郵箱里,把它弄壞。是的,他們是混蛋送貨司機(jī),不管他們是送食物還是送東西,你都可以打保票,他們是在走自己的路,而不是在公路上。
We here at Bored Panda have compiled this entertaining list of delivery drivers acting like some of the biggest jerks in the entire world. Scroll down, upvote what you think are the worst examples of human behavior, and share this post with your friends, so that the next time some pizza toppings are missing, they know who ate them. If you’re in the mood, why not check out some of our other posts.
我們在Bored Panda網(wǎng)站整理了一份有趣的快遞司機(jī)名單,他們的行為舉止就像世界上一些最混蛋的快遞員。向下滾動,投票你認(rèn)為最糟糕的人類行為的例子,并與你的朋友分享這篇文章,這樣下次一些比薩配料不見了,他們就知道是誰吃的了。如果你有心情,也可以看看我們的其他一些帖子。
#1 Looks Like I Won't Be Listening To My New Vinyl Record. Thanks, USPS
看來我不會再聽我的新黑膠唱片了。謝謝,美國郵政總局
404forlife
#2 USPS Bent My Diploma. I Have No Words
USPS把我的文憑弄彎了。我無話可說
GummybearGoddess
#3 This Amazon Delivery Man Who Delivers A Package And Then Steals It Himself
這個亞馬遜快遞員送了一個包裹,然后自己偷了
PresidentFartFeather
#4 UPS Delivery Driver Caught Peeing In Elevator En Route To Deliveries In My Old Building
UPS快遞司機(jī)在去我的舊大樓送快遞的途中在電梯里小便被抓
ediesdad
#5 Domino's Pizza Delivery Guy Caught Eating Topings
達(dá)美樂披薩外賣員吃披薩餡料被抓
atomicdragon136
#6 My First 4k TV Finally Arrived!
我的第一部4k電視終于來了!
TheBentCarrot
#7 Over The Past Six Months, Canada Post Has Lost Three Packages For Me, All Of Which It Claims To Have Delivered. I Think I Discovered The Reason Why Today
在過去的6個月里,加拿大郵政為我丟失了3個包裹,他們聲稱所有的包裹都已經(jīng)投遞出去了。我想我今天找到了原因
GhotiHook
#8 My Mailman Was The First To Congratulate Me
我的郵遞員第一個向我表示祝賀
imgur.com
#9 Hopefully No One Will Notice The Delivery...
希望沒有人會注意到這批貨……
cryptogram
#10 I’m A Carrier For USPS. I Ordered My Uniforms For The Year A Few Days Ago And This Is How They Arrived. So Is This Why We Have A Bad Rep?
我是USPS的運(yùn)營商。幾天前我訂了今年的制服,它們是這樣來的。這就是我們名聲不好的原因嗎?
istrx13
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