老師收集孩子們在父母不在的時候說的所有奇怪和有趣的事情

老師收集孩子們在父母不在的時候說的所有奇怪和有趣的事情

You've heard it once if you've heard it a thousand times before: kids say the darndest things. We've always loved the frank, honest and unadulterated way that little humans choose to express themselves - they see things from a different perspective to us grownups whose thoughts have been shaped and molded by the world around us.

如果你曾經(jīng)聽過它,那么你可能已經(jīng)聽過成千上萬遍了:孩子們說的是最可怕的事情。我們一直都喜歡孩子們直率、誠實和純粹的表達方式——他們從不同的角度看待事物，而我們這些成年人的思想已經(jīng)被我們周圍的世界所影響和塑造。

NYC school teacher Alyssa Cowit was so fascinated by the questions and comments from her Kindergarteners that she decided to start an Instagram account, called Live from Snack Time, to chronicle them. According to their bio, Alyssa "believes children are honest and curious, and while often perplexed, they’re brilliant – and that it’s a teacher’s job to take what children say seriously."

紐約一所學(xué)校的老師艾麗莎·考伊特被幼兒園孩子們的問題和評論深深吸引住了，于是她決定開設(shè)一個名為“零食時間的現(xiàn)場”的Instagram賬號，把這些問題記錄下來。根據(jù)他們的言論，阿麗莎“相信孩子們誠實、好奇，雖然經(jīng)常困惑，但他們很聰明——認真對待孩子們說的話是老師的工作。”

She wants to help adults to understand that children are not always acting outrageously to seek attention, but instead thinking out loud, soaking up new information, and solving problems 24/7.

她希望幫助成年人理解，孩子們并不總是為了尋求關(guān)注而做出令人發(fā)指的行為，相反，他們會認真思考，吸收新信息，全天候解決問題。

Since starting the page in 2015 together with Greg Dunbar, a digital marketing manager with Walt Disney Studios, they have since grown to almost 100K followers, and even have a book! It's called 'I Did My Homework in My Head: (And Other Wacky Things Kids Say)' and is full of "Irresistible quotes from the elementary school classroom that prove kids really do say the darndest things--and even more so when their parents aren't around!"

自2015年與華特迪士尼工作室的數(shù)字營銷經(jīng)理格雷格·鄧巴一起創(chuàng)建該頁面以來，他們的粉絲數(shù)量已經(jīng)增長到近10萬人，甚至還出版了一本書!這本書的名字叫《我在腦子里做作業(yè)(以及孩子們說的其他古怪的事情)》，書中充滿了“小學(xué)課堂上不可抗拒的名言，證明孩子們確實會說一些最可怕的話——尤其是當他們的父母不在身邊的時候!”

What do you think? What's the funniest, truest or most profound thing you've ever heard a child say? Scroll down to check out our faves from the page, and let us know what you think!

你覺得怎么樣?你聽過的孩子說過的最有趣、最真實或最深刻的話是什么?向下滾動，從頁面中找出你最喜歡的，讓我們知道你的想法!

#1

我哥哥長大后想成為一名海洋生物學(xué)家，所以我想變成一只海豚，這樣我們就能永遠在一起了。

#2

我知道彩虹旗是什么意思，每個人都能愛他們想愛的人。

#3

我的名字是Liz，是Lizard的縮寫，不是Elizabeth。

#4

為什么不可以是星期一、星期二、星期六、星期日、星期三、星期四、星期六、星期日?

#5

我很感謝老師教我知識，讓我可以與父母爭論。

#6

我小姨居然是我媽媽的妹妹，這世界真小。

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