搞笑的爸爸們

搞笑的爸爸們

If it were my choice, I would stack every shelf in dads’ homes with prizes and awards. Emmys, Oscars, Nobels, Pulitzers, Bookers, Grammys, it doesn’t matter, really, just give the medals and prize cups to the ones who keep nailing the fathering task like it's no big deal.

如果是我的選擇，我會(huì)在爸爸家里的每個(gè)架子上放上獎(jiǎng)品。艾美獎(jiǎng)、奧斯卡獎(jiǎng)、諾貝爾獎(jiǎng)、普利策獎(jiǎng)、布克獎(jiǎng)、格萊美獎(jiǎng)，這些都不重要，真的，把這些獎(jiǎng)牌和獎(jiǎng)杯給那些把養(yǎng)育孩子當(dāng)成一件小事的人就行了。

Bored Panda has compiled a tribute to dads being dads, which basically means dads being the coolest beings out there.

Bored Panda網(wǎng)站為“做爸爸的人”編撰了一篇文章，基本上意思就是爸爸是最酷的人。

#1 When Your Daughter Wants You To Join In Her Mermaid Photoshoot You Do Not Tell Her No

當(dāng)你的女兒想要你加入她的美人魚(yú)攝影時(shí)，你不要拒絕她

#2 My Son's First Day At School Today. I Handled It Really Well

我兒子今天是第一天上學(xué)。我處理得很好

#3 My Dad Recently Got A 3D Printer And Made A Stool Sample For His Doctor

我爸爸最近買(mǎi)了一臺(tái)3D打印機(jī)，給他的醫(yī)生做了一個(gè)糞便樣本

#4 Daddio Is A Savage

爸爸是個(gè)原始人

#5 My Dad Was The Only One At The Office Today, So He Made This Picture And Sent It To My Family

今天辦公室里只有我爸爸，所以他拍了這張照片寄給了我的家人

#6 When You Just Want To Play Your Guitar But Your Dad Is That Guy From Pink Floyd

當(dāng)你只想彈吉他，但你爸爸是平克·弗洛伊德樂(lè)隊(duì)的那個(gè)人

#7 My Parents Just Got Internet (Bialet Massé) And My Dad Is Already Showing Videos To The Neighbors

我父母剛學(xué)會(huì)上網(wǎng)，我爸已經(jīng)開(kāi)始給鄰居們看錄像了

#8 My Dad Has Just Figured Out How To Use The Front Camera. This Is The First Picture He Sent

我爸爸剛剛學(xué)會(huì)如何使用前置攝像頭。這是他寄來(lái)的第一張照片

#9 My Wife Doesn’t Want Our Newborn Son’s Face Posted On Social Media, So She Asked Me To Censor Over It. Needless To Say, I Won’t Be Asked To Do That Again

我妻子不想把我們剛出生的兒子的臉發(fā)到社交媒體上，所以她讓我審查一下。不用說(shuō)，我不會(huì)再被要求那樣做了

#10 My Dad “Trying Out The Plot He Just Purchased”

我爸爸"在試他剛買(mǎi)的土地"

圖片來(lái)源：Inga Korolkovaite