這個(gè)網(wǎng)絡(luò)社區(qū)分享的悲慘的頭發(fā)事故

這個(gè)網(wǎng)絡(luò)社區(qū)分享的悲慘的頭發(fā)事故

“Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no! People can't see me like this. My own mother won't recognize me.” Chances are, nearly all of us have felt like this after a horrendous haircut. Whether by the will of a newbie/hungover/angry hairstylist or by your own clumsy hands at home, you've ended up massacring your hairdo. And now you can't leave home out of shame. (Which is kind of alright what with the global pandemic, lockdowns, and all.)

“哦,不。不，不，不，不!人們不能這樣看我。我的媽媽都認(rèn)不出我了。“很有可能，幾乎所有人在剪完一個(gè)可怕的發(fā)型后都有過這種感覺。”無論是出于新手的意愿、宿醉的心情、生氣的發(fā)型師的意愿，還是因?yàn)槟阍诩依锉渴直磕_，你最終都?xì)У袅俗约旱陌l(fā)型。現(xiàn)在你不能因?yàn)樾呃⒕碗x開家。(在全球大流行、封鎖等情況下，這還算可以。)

There's a hilarious subreddit called ‘Just Eff My Crap Up' (paraphrasing their name a bit; can you guess what their real name is?) that collects the most unfortunate, badly done haircuts on the net. Check out some of the best examples of what not to do to your hair below and remember to upvote the pics that made your hair follicles tingle as you scroll down.

有一個(gè)搞笑的版塊叫“Just Eff My Crap Up”(把他們的名字改了一下;你能猜出他們的真名嗎?)他們收集網(wǎng)上最不幸、做得最糟糕的發(fā)型。下面是一些不要做的發(fā)型的最好的例子，記得給那些讓你的毛囊感到刺痛的圖片投上一票。

Getting a bad haircut is easy enough. But we wanted to learn what it takes to create a great haircut both at home and by the hands of a capable barber, so we reached out to Giuliano Dore, co-founder of 'Get Groomed.' "The main difference between avant-garde and plain bad for a haircut is the focus on details and the whole idea behind the haircut. You would think that haircuts like the bowl cut are never gonna be trendy. Wrong. It’s happening and thanks to extremely talented hairstylists, we see a lot of hipsters. It’s all about pattern, symmetry, and (sometimes) controlled asymmetry. If I see patchy haircuts, holes or broken hairlines, I am gonna assume the worst," he told Bored Panda. Read on for the full interview.

剪個(gè)糟糕的發(fā)型很容易。但我們想要學(xué)習(xí)如何在家里和理發(fā)師的手把手下剪出一個(gè)完美的發(fā)型，所以我們找到了“美發(fā)”網(wǎng)站的聯(lián)合創(chuàng)始人朱利亞諾·多爾。前衛(wèi)發(fā)型和普通發(fā)型的主要區(qū)別在于對(duì)細(xì)節(jié)的關(guān)注和發(fā)型背后的整體理念。你可能會(huì)認(rèn)為這種碗狀發(fā)型永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)成為時(shí)尚。錯(cuò)了。這一切都發(fā)生了，多虧了那些極具天賦的發(fā)型師，我們看到了很多“潮人”。這一切都是關(guān)于圖案、對(duì)稱和(有時(shí))可控的不對(duì)稱。如果我看到零零碎碎的頭發(fā)、有洞或者發(fā)際線，我會(huì)往最壞的方面想。”請(qǐng)繼續(xù)閱讀完整的采訪。

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圖片來源：Jonas Grinevi?ius